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TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo
I am kojima’s love affair with child soldiers, soldiers in general, and war crimes interpersed throughout the plot to ensure adequate depth and character development. I also study subjects like, war crimes, assassination, and Counterinsurgency. Make of this what you will.

TheWeedNumber fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Feb 10, 2023

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TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Prof. Crocodile posted:

WHO HAS BEEN LEAKING THE SCRIPTS TO MY DLC THAT IS TANTAMOUNT TO THEFT OF MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

An Otaku at the NSA who abused his access to get the inside scoop on your game. He filed the justification as signals intercept for subs out of Polyarny, Russia.

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Prof. Crocodile posted:

You are Staff Sergeant Immortal J, the oldest living soldier in the US Army. You are over 250 years old, owing to a curse placed on you by General Nathaniel Greene--George Washington's personal warlock--after your cowardice at the Battle of Hobkirk's Hill, and also a computer error at the VA hospital that prevents you from being able to file the paperwork required to die. It is implied in narration by Cutie Pie Mk IX that you are Interim Chief's father.



Ayy lmao

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Prof. Crocodile posted:

You are Jim "Files" Rockford, a member of the protagonist's commando squad. You are a demolitionist by trade and studied at the same IRA bomb lab as Spark Firestone, meaning that you can both sense when the others' bombs are about to detonate. You are accidentally killed by Staff Sergeant Immortal J when Princess Algonquin Parkway shuts off the lights in the gulag scene of the eastern front level.



Sorry bud my guy got cataracts

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