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Prof. Crocodile posted:You are Lord Doug Terpies, a polarizing comedy personality whose ability to brute-forcing punchlines into prominence and unwillingness to bow to social mores have made him the front-runner in the 2024 presidential election. If the player completes Huntington Santangelo's side-quest to find 100 collectible pocky tins, an alternate ending is unlocked wherein your consciousness is uploaded into an electric smoker as a kafka-esque punishment devised by your political enemies. my catchphrase shall be "Whose Dougin'?"
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Feb 10, 2023 05:56
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Prof. Crocodile posted:You are Mother Sister, the acting Director of the CIA--although Interim Chief is still formally in the Director role. You are shrewd and manipulative, and use Jamal Yamato to spread misinformation as you work behind the scenes to acquire influence over several prominent private military corporations as part of a larger plan to forcibly install Lord Doug Terpies as the President-For-Life of the United States. You have a silent but bitter rivalry with General Specific, and you two are last seen engaging in a Karate duel on the collapsing stage of the Grand Ole Opry during the Amy Grant concert level. She Dougin'! 
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