Prof. Crocodile posted:

Yes it's all true. My talent for scripting comprehensible and true-to-life narratives is unmatched in the gaming industry.

You are The Revenant Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, an undead soldier who stalks the protagonist throughout the game, becoming more wild and unpredictable with each encounter. Your hatred of the protagonist results from being killed in the opening cutscene during the Comic-Con massacre. If the player has completed Huntington Santangelo's side-quest 'Actually The Plural Of Anime Is Just Anime' they can recruit you as a companion by placing all the Sailor Scout action figures on your grave, which is hidden in the act one hub level behind the Kenny Rogers Roasters.