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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I saw a woman one time.

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Something awful has been a comedy website by court order for some years now so it only makes sense that GBS must be a comedy subforum.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Gross Boys Skedaddle

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

I'm not mad just disappointed.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
oh, you mean females?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Girls are inherently bad at video games thus any form of relationship outside of physical/mating/banging is incompatible

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Dystopia Barbarian posted:

Patriarchy and the misogyny that comes with it are not the elephant in the room. They are the room.

Anyway, smash captialism. Peace.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

Close the lid, TOILET SPRAY IS A THING, YOU GROSS MOTHERFUCKS.

nonsense, toilet bowls have magical urine vortex technology that literally reaches out and pulls stray droplets back into the bowl

just don't look too closely

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

"I'm fine"

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm going to horny post about my BIG HARD COCK which is cool and good

If you horny post about your TIGHT WET PUSSY then you have to go to jail.

I don't make the rules

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
women always telling me to turn my monitor on

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

whats the deal with gbs and Glenn Greenwald

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I start sobbing uncontrollably after ejaculation.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Any woman posting has to roll the dice that they won’t be noticed by some incel mod getting uncomfortable by reading about a womanly experience. Meanwhile gbs is bursting at the seams with threads full of cum

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Saalkin posted:

I'm going to horny post about my BIG HARD COCK which is cool and good

If you horny post about your TIGHT WET PUSSY then you have to go to jail.

I don't make the rules

We're all gay here bub

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Mozi posted:

magical urine vortex technology

this is too long for a username right?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Any woman posting has to roll the dice that they won’t be noticed by some incel mod getting uncomfortable by reading about a womanly experience. Meanwhile gbs is bursting at the seams with threads full of cum

What like drinking some pina coladas? :sissies:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Oh hey guys, I’m gonna have a salad for dinner. :j:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh hey guys, I’m gonna have a salad for dinner. :j:

What kind?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don’t wear socks with most of my shoes, but not because I’m poor. :downs:

The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:


satanic splash-back posted:

I think the m word is one of those you can't post anymore now.

Yeah it's almost as bad as























Jizzlobber

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I don’t wear socks with most of my shoes, but not because I’m poor. :downs:

You ever wear a nice pair of sandals for an entire summer? Last year i didnt wear socks for 4 whole months and quite honestly it was the most liberated ive ever been.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Any woman posting has to roll the dice that they won’t be noticed by some incel mod getting uncomfortable by reading about a womanly experience. Meanwhile gbs is bursting at the seams with threads full of cum

The pig's balls are full of cum but have yet to burst.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

You ever wear a nice pair of sandals for an entire summer? Last year i didnt wear socks for 4 whole months and quite honestly it was the most liberated ive ever been.

good pair of hiking sandals will last a couple of summers and they're wonderful

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Relevant Tangent posted:

good pair of hiking sandals will last a couple of summers and they're wonderful

I never find a way to properly get my funk out of them without ruining them by the end of the season and so i have to get a new pair of cheapo sketchers every year.

Im constantly worried about sandal stank.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

You ever wear a nice pair of sandals for an entire summer? Last year i didnt wear socks for 4 whole months and quite honestly it was the most liberated ive ever been.

Nah I got like 6 pairs of shoes and 2 pairs of sandals and I’m waiting on at least one pair to wear out before I get another pair because I’m not gonna do those little square slot built ins in my closet like a WOMAN! :thunkher:

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Saalkin posted:

TIGHT WET PUSSY

Somebody fetch me a chaise lounge. I feel the vapors coming on.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Doctor Butts posted:

Somebody fetch me a chaise lounge. I feel the vapors coming on.

thats sandal stank not vapors

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

they have bobs and vagene

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

very nice

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

teen witch posted:

this is too long for a username right?

much like pissing, as long as it's in the ballpark it's fine

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

Women claim they want an ice guy, but poor otzi hasn't had a date in thousands of years

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Any woman posting has to roll the dice that they won’t be noticed by some incel mod getting uncomfortable by reading about a womanly experience. Meanwhile gbs is bursting at the seams with threads full of cum

Are women mods also incels?

also the era of cum GBS ended when the boob thread got shot down.

I would love to see a "letters GBS" thread where goons post their stories of cum....but I think it would make everyone ill

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
I bet you we'll never see hide nor hair of this deal.
We are being kept in the dark on this, shan't speculate.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




first i’ve heard of an issue with gbs and women, doesn’t sound good

i mostly stick to the nom epique thread where everyone is respected and respectful, and while other threads have “melt downs” we only do “glow ups”

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
OK women I get it. Now please return my lighter

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Bad Purchase posted:

first i’ve heard of an issue with gbs and women, doesn’t sound good

i mostly stick to the nom epique thread where everyone is respected and respectful, and while other threads have “melt downs” we only do “glow ups”

Glow Up is a fantastic show on Netflix

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:


i mostly stick to the nom epique thread where everyone is respected and respectful, and while other threads have “melt downs” we only do “glow ups”

:hmmyes:

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Glow Up is a fantastic show on Netflix

:hmmyes:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Ups_rail posted:

Are women mods also incels?

more of a succubi but instead of sex and stealing your soul, we make fun of every male user in alphabetical order. Right now we’re up to the letter H.

We also send dispatches to other female users of the site, informing them of specific goons to target. Usually this is discussed on our subforum.

E: should any soul be stolen it’s more coincidental, so it still is within the realm of possibility

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

Women claim they want an ice guy, but poor otzi hasn't had a date in thousands of years

have you met the guy? Dude is notoriously frigid. how can anyone build intimacy with someone who's actively freezing you out :(

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