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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

They smell like wet dogs

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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Lol, imagine if a woman posted here. She'd basically be our girlfriend.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ewww no thanks

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Colonel Cancer posted:

Ewww no thanks

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what if men had boobs? that would be the best of both worlds.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
If you flush the toilet while you're still sitting on it then it's basically a bidet.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You're not supposed to put your buttocks in the water my goon, that's why we have seats

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Mozi posted:

what if men had boobs? that would be the best of both worlds.

boy have I got news for you

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think they are called pecs

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
oh sweetie, I’m more likely to believe that you don’t have breasts than you having pecs

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i think it's a fair trade that the sexes each get to have an awkward dangly part. you've got your tits, and you've got your dick and balls. and honestly, they're both more trouble than they're worth. especially on a hot, muggy day.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Buce posted:

i think it's a fair trade that the sexes each get to have an awkward dangly part. you've got your tits, and you've got your dick and balls. and honestly, they're both more trouble than they're worth. especially on a hot, muggy day.

Show me the dick wonderbra, lemme see some ball cleave

E: please do not send me images of genitals tia

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

teen witch posted:

boy have I got news for you

this changes everything

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

teen witch posted:

Show me the dick wonderbra, lemme see some ball cleave

E: please do not send me images of genitals tia

jock strap! but yeah, i could see pants with a balls-cleavage window. maybe i'll start a go fund me

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
assless chaps already exist

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Colonel Cancer posted:

assless chaps already exist

all chaps are assless

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

teen witch posted:

Show me the dick wonderbra, lemme see some ball cleave

E: please do not send me images of genitals tia

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Buce posted:

all chaps are assless

that's a stereotype

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


whoa

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Women are cool. Society could probably use more of them.

They have dexterous smaller hands for fine work. Less likely to bash your head in with a rock. Also less back hair.

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

*bill cosby voice* yooooooou cannot say c

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i read it in the gandalf voice still

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

do testicles count as genitals

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
When they wear a bikini bottom to the beach or lake it's aesthetically pleasing.

If your uncle does it, it is not. And they don't like shove their bright red banana hammock in your face and talk at your about their terrible political views.

It is displeasant on multiple levels that sort of like combine with each other to become worse.

So yeah, team women. But not for their beauty, smarts and grace alone, just not talking about THOSE PEOPLE with your penis near my face. I'm glad he drank and smoked himself to death. Nothing was lost.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

git apologist posted:

do testicles count as genitals

How big are they

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

git apologist posted:

do testicles count as genitals

twice, i think

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

git apologist posted:

do testicles count as genitals

testicles are the literal gen- part of the whole operation. balls and ovaries are the True Genitals

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Nap Ghost
What the gently caress! Now we have women in GBS? What's next? Negros? Hispanics? Gays?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Buce posted:

testicles are the literal gen- part of the whole operation. balls and ovaries are the True Genitals

just because it looks like a spaghetti doesn't make your penis -ital

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Mozi posted:

what if men had boobs? that would be the best of both worlds.


teen witch posted:

boy have I got news for you

chicks with dick or dudes with boobs

eh who cares its all fun and games

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Mozi posted:

twice, i think

what about the third one?

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

teen witch posted:

Show me the dick wonderbra, lemme see some ball cleave

E: please do not send me images of genitals tia

lotta mixed messages here i gotta say

Anyway Saxx are a mainstream example of wonderbras for dicks and balls.

Some brands specifically lift the balls away from the legs instead of smashing them down like regular boxer briefs and that is p much a wonderbra effect, too.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
:shehuck:
:wmwink:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Nap Ghost

Ups_rail posted:

chicks with dick or dudes with boobs

eh who cares its all fun and games

stop looking at my internet history

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

stop looking at my internet history

well you have a hord of gas station boner pills

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

what about the third one?

literal ubermensch

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Nap Ghost

Ups_rail posted:

well you have a hord of gas station boner pills

yeah, but, only some of them work

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Ups_rail posted:

chicks with dick or dudes with boobs

eh who cares its all fun and games

Hell fuckin yeah

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the only sexual organ i recognize is: the mind :smuggo:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Buce posted:

the only sexual organ i recognize is: the mind :smuggo:

Congrats on not knowing pussy if it stared you in the face

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Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch posted:

Congrats on not knowing pussy if it stared you in the face

huh you never watched lowtax stream?

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