Trigger Warning: Mermen

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Shape of water animated series?

# ? Feb 10, 2023 18:52

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# ? May 10, 2024 20:23

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

MerCon 2069

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:13

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Seeing a lot of merfuckboys itt and not a lot of mermen.

Colonel Cancer posted:

MerCon 2069

Hell yes.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:19

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Like this OP?

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:24

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Jelly posted:

???

you don't even have merman?

gas/ban please

and maybe make this their avatar so they remember where they came from

i think someone already has that for an avatar

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:26

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

PlaysGamesWrong posted:

It always bothers me that merpersons have different planes of symmetry for the top and bottom half.

Like if there were a dick it would be on the side..

This assumes that the bottom half is literally fish. The fins could just as easily be modified feet, as in dolphins, just the result of a different evolutionary path.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:32

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

This assumes that the bottom half is literally fish. The fins could just as easily be modified feet, as in dolphins, just the result of a different evolutionary path.

why can't they have 2 dicks? some species have 2 dicks.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:33

Mirage: Oct 27, 2000; All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:36

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Mirage posted:

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:36

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Colonel Cancer posted:

Merman terran mid heroic landing

Heavy, slow and cumbersome on land but hauntingly graceful in the ocean.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:46

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Seeing a lot of merfuckboys itt and not a lot of mermen.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:49

Cousin Todd: Jul 3, 2007; Grimey Drawer

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:49

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

What was that DCOM (Disney Channel Original Movie) about this highschool who was a mermaid

# ? Feb 10, 2023 20:05

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

Who is your favorite Christmas merman? Mine is �Beached Whale�

# ? Feb 10, 2023 20:07

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

PlaysGamesWrong posted:

Please NWS depictions of mergenitals

# ? Feb 10, 2023 20:13

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

I don't think he has the best intentions for this sea cucumber

# ? Feb 10, 2023 20:24

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

pixaal posted:

I don't think he has the best intentions for this sea cucumber

Thats very mmgtow. ouch!

I dread the inevitable merincels.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 20:43

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

PlaysGamesWrong posted:

I love a homebody.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 20:46

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

pixaal posted:

I don't think he has the best intentions for this sea cucumber

Ocean boys make do

# ? Feb 10, 2023 20:52

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

a fish bottom half is boring imo. now the bottom half having octopus legs? you're just as maneuverable in the water and you have eight prehensile limbs and maybe even an ink spray. it's demonstrably cooler, change my mind :colbert:

# ? Feb 10, 2023 21:57

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

SatansOnion posted:

a fish bottom half is boring imo. now the bottom half having octopus legs? you're just as maneuverable in the water and you have eight prehensile limbs and maybe even an ink spray. it's demonstrably cooler, change my mind

We get it, you want to gently caress Ursula

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:00

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

I'm not sure what to feel.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:01

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I'm not sure what to feel.

Just feel

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:04

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Merpeople are supposed to be horrible things that murder hapless sailors, maybe they ought to be more anglerfish inspired. The human part is just a lure

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:12

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

SatansOnion posted:

a fish bottom half is boring imo. now the bottom half having octopus legs? you're just as maneuverable in the water and you have eight prehensile limbs and maybe even an ink spray. it's demonstrably cooler, change my mind

He could probably open several jars at once, pretty impressive.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:18

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Merpeople are supposed to be horrible things that murder hapless sailors, maybe they ought to be more anglerfish inspired. The human part is just a lure

2/3rds fish but all man.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:26

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

I just want to clarify my interest in mermen is strictly related to my work as a marine biologist.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:27

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:31

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I just want to clarify my interest in mermen is strictly related to my work as a marine biologist.

Yes, we know you're straight :rolleyes:

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:31

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:33

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:37

Cousin Todd: Jul 3, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I just want to clarify my interest in mermen is strictly related to my work as a marine biologist.

I know he played a character interested in aquaticism, but he still seems like an odd person to focus on.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:38

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

Two pages in and we haven�t seen the mermen tattoo?

:nws:

https://imgur.io/5i9oOje :nws:

and all that.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:43

Grammarchist: Jan 28, 2013

I could have sworn the Mermaid Shelly thread had a picture of a dude dressed as a mermaid standing in a toilet for a mod challenge, but I couldn't find it. Also, that thread was like a decade ago now.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:48

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

# ? Feb 10, 2023 22:48

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

PlaysGamesWrong posted:

I know he played a character interested in aquaticism, but he still seems like an odd person to focus on.

It's the family business, what can you do?

# ? Feb 10, 2023 23:50

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

PlaysGamesWrong posted:

I know he played a character interested in aquaticism, but he still seems like an odd person to focus on.

aww i just listened to the live Dr. Katz session with him and Katz couldn't even say anything because he was laughing too much. :unsmith:

# ? Feb 11, 2023 00:42

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Anyway, let's see some siphonophore based mermen now.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 00:43