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A japanese zoo was confused how a solitary ape got pregnant. Turns out they forgot about the gloryhole loophole. And the lonely ape got impregnated. quote:Momo, a 12-year-old white-handed gibbon, shocked her keepers at the Kujukushima Zoo and Botanical Garden in Nagasaki in February 2021 when she gave birth despite having no known male companionship. Ito was quite upset after going on Maury and finding out about it.
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Life finds a way
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Feb 11, 2023 00:19
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if you know a better way to impregnate captive monkeys, i'm all ears
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Feb 11, 2023 00:20
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:A japanese zoo was confused how a solitary ape got pregnant. Turns out they forgot about the gloryhole loophole. And the lonely ape got impregnated. A lesson to all you young people. Stick your penis in everything you can find
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Feb 11, 2023 00:20
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Gibbon dicks aren't girthy, I guess.
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Feb 11, 2023 00:24
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Pencil dick
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Feb 11, 2023 00:27
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I didn't know I was having sex with an ape... I thought I was banging a glory hole!!! I'm sorry I got the ape pregnant.
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Feb 11, 2023 00:31
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:A lesson to all you young people. Stick your penis in everything you can find as if young people need to be taught that
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Feb 11, 2023 00:36
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gibbon it to her through a glory hole? that's disgusting at least let them cuddle
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Feb 11, 2023 00:49
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The real crazy thing about this story is that it took the zookeepers 2 years to figure out there was a gloryhole in the wall.
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Feb 11, 2023 01:06
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:A lesson to all you young people. Stick your penis in everything you can find And get caught in the milking machine? No thanks.
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Feb 11, 2023 01:07
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The real crazy thing about this story is that it took the zookeepers 2 years to figure out there was a gloryhole in the wall.  It took me two years to drill one
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Feb 11, 2023 01:08
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The real crazy thing about this story is that it took the zookeepers 2 years to figure out there was a gloryhole in the wall. My guess is they gave up pretty quickly then stumbled on the answer much later.
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Feb 11, 2023 01:10
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im relieved it was another gibbon that impregnated the ape with a glory hole and not what i was assuming based on the thread title
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Feb 11, 2023 01:12
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redm posted:im relieved it was another gibbon that impregnated the ape with a glory hole and not what i was assuming based on the thread title The ape hybrid...
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Feb 11, 2023 01:17
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The ape hybrid... i was like 'gloryhole at zoo does WHAT'
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Feb 11, 2023 01:25
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Actually it's immaculate conception. Get ready for gibbon Jesus. Gibsus?
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Feb 11, 2023 01:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:Actually it's immaculate conception. Get ready for gibbon Jesus. Gibsus? Gibbus
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Feb 11, 2023 01:30
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Go Back to Gibbus... and be born again
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Feb 11, 2023 01:40
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Gloryholes, nature’s greatest invention
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Feb 11, 2023 02:03
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Gloryholes, nature’s greatest invention I dunno, they're just holes that you put your dick into
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Feb 11, 2023 02:08
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I bet that monkey punched a hole in the steel with his diamond dick
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Feb 11, 2023 02:08
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.3 inch? Agile indeed
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Feb 11, 2023 02:10
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Smugworth posted:Pencil dick god drat imagine how stupid this ape feels now that the entire world knows he impregnated a chick through a 9mm hole lmao
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Feb 11, 2023 02:12
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I dunno, they're just holes that you put your dick into I stand by my statement 
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Feb 11, 2023 02:13
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Happy for em
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Feb 11, 2023 02:14
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classic 'life finds a way' situation
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Feb 11, 2023 02:15
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Looks like there’s hope for imp zone posters after all
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Feb 11, 2023 02:16
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Spring has come and passed since I've begun to sprinkle metal shavings over the inconspicuous areas of the exercise yard. The source of these metal bits is a stubborn reinforcement plate blocking the entrance to the secret tunnel I've been scraping at, well hidden behind the tropical fern in my cell. It's been slow but steady progressing, with the limited tools of my incarceration available to me mostly consiting of rusty nails from the exercise set. A few more nights and I'm bound to break through this finger-sized hole to softer concrete. Funny though, it's not the thought of my ultimate freedom that keeps me going through the nights, but the soft hooting sound just outside this perimeter wall.
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Feb 11, 2023 02:24
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dat manky got a slim rear end benis
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Feb 11, 2023 02:36
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Glory hole monkey would be a pretty good user name.
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Feb 11, 2023 02:39
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Poohs Packin posted:dat manky got a slim rear end benis Anything for the slizz my man
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Feb 11, 2023 02:44
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this gibbons nickname should be glock 9mm
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Feb 11, 2023 02:53
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bossy lady posted:this gibbons nickname should be glock 9mm Uzi
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Feb 11, 2023 02:58
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Feb 11, 2023 02:58
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bossy lady posted:this gibbons nickname should be glock 9mm Cock 9mm
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Feb 11, 2023 03:04
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Did they televise the paternity hearing?
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Feb 11, 2023 03:12
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lmao
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Feb 11, 2023 07:57
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Ito the agile gently caress machine
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Feb 11, 2023 08:15
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Nobody ever been done dirty so hard by the media as this monkey, who had the maximum diameter of his needle dick published for all to mock
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Feb 11, 2023 08:29
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