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Dystopia Barbarian
Dec 25, 2022

by vyelkin

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

:shrug: It took me two years to drill one
Lol

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
That's monkey business!

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
do do do the funky gibbon

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Looks like you’re going to have a little brother, OP. Congrats!

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


that age gap though

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
what is the deal with gbs and small monkey penises

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Looks like you’re going to have a little brother, OP. Congrats!

Thanks dad.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
so that's why they call it monkey business

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I wonder if he did it like andy dufresne. Day by day carving out little bits of wall with a rock hammer over the course of like 20 years.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Space Kablooey posted:

that age gap though

The ape was actually a 1000 year old dragon disguised as a 12 year old.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

what is the deal with gbs and small monkey penises

turn on your monitor 🤣

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

jk, I’m sure you’re a good person who is not at all a small monkey penis, BAGS FLY AT NOON :kiddo:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

You Are A Elf posted:

turn on your monitor 🤣

Hoisted by by own small monkey penis :doh:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Well thank God it wasn't me, I can't afford alimony payments right now

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I hope to be described as "agile" instead of "baby dick" tia

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
34 and 12? Did a keeper accidentally drop a copy of Atlas Shrigged in his enclosure?

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!



:discourse:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
So you work from home op?

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


I don’t like this HIV origin story reboot.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


They did sex, on an ape

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
More cum than a glory hole of monkeys

Ashheap Empire
Jul 22, 2000

Kings taste terrible at best
and rest in peace raw
The rest are recipes
*CAAAWWWW*
Sometimes a tiny dick is the one you NEED to get the JOB DONE. I've telling this to the ladies for years.

Cryomancer
Jan 22, 2005

Indeed.

Space Kablooey posted:

that age gap though

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hoisted by by own small monkey penis :doh:
Maybe the real small monkey penis was inside us all along.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Y/N an anime based on this monkey

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

bossy lady posted:

Y/N an anime based on this monkey

Only if Trigger makes it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

What if there was a big rear end coke can sized hole somewhere the zookeepers didn't find
That monkey would be so mad

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Shaving inches off my dick using a pencil sharpener, such is my lust for hot Gib-boning

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
life finds a gape

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Dick Fontaine posted:

Only if Trigger makes it

My dick is the dick that will piece the heavens

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Smugworth posted:

What if there was a big rear end coke can sized hole somewhere the zookeepers didn't find
That monkey would be so mad

lol

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

republicans are defunding the zoo. mistaking it for a school board because it put a 9mm into a 12 year old

naem
May 29, 2011

20 Blunts posted:

life finds a gape

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
imagining the ape going at the wall like Andy Dufresne

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Noblesse Obliged posted:

republicans are defunding the zoo. mistaking it for a school board because it put a 9mm into a 12 year old

Pretty sure republicans would increase the funding then.

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