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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Gloryhole at the zoo impregnates Ape
 
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

A japanese zoo was confused how a solitary ape got pregnant. Turns out they forgot about the gloryhole loophole. And the lonely ape got impregnated.

Ito was quite upset after going on Maury and finding out about it.

A lesson to all you young people. Stick your penis in everything you can find

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The real crazy thing about this story is that it took the zookeepers 2 years to figure out there was a gloryhole in the wall.

:shrug: It took me two years to drill one

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Gloryholes, nature’s greatest invention

I dunno, they're just holes that you put your dick into

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Gloryhole at the zoo impregnates Ape