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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

There's been this trend of people just holding baseball bats in photos when they are clearly not going to be playing any baseball and i don't get it:

Famous rapper "machinegun" kelly pictured here without machinegun, perhaps ready to "sock a few dingers"


My bro here looking real sad despite being draped in leathers and possessing a fine piece of lumber. I just hope he's not playing outfield.


Wouldn't mind a "double play" (boobs) if you know what i mean?


Always over the shoulder? Why over the shoulder? I also Highly doubt the Yankees would approve of the hair cut.


Gonna have a hard time putting the other half of your jacket on while holding a baseball bat.


Shellshock Ryan Gosling who's very wet for some reason


I purchased this stock image and now hold the exclusive rights to its use time to kick back and watch the money roll in

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lolllin at Die cis scum what a cool badass

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



:toughguy:

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Poohs Packin posted:

I purchased this stock image and now hold the exclusive rights to its use time to kick back and watch the money roll in

Zelensky looking fresh

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:redass:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Jelly posted:

Zelensky looking fresh

The black tank top and towel are giving me enough context clues to know that tiny bat is going right up someones peupecheute

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

in literarure, a baseball bat symbolizes a cricket bat

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BEAT ON THE BRAT

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGS9D7a_-DM

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Anime has been doing this for decades but I think the recent popularity came from Harley Quin

That die cis scum photo is from like 2009 though

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
People not holding baseball bats















Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
People catching bats

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm Batman.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gHubY94rA

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Lol owns

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

lol is that like the golfclub grip?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

no

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Wendigee posted:

lol is that like the golfclub grip?

That's the dick grip

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

oh yeah the you interlock with the pinky not overlap... hmm i don't get it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Wendigee posted:

oh yeah the you interlock with the pinky not overlap... hmm i don't get it

It's when ur dick is like 7.5 inches but not 8 so you can't get both hands on it completely so u got to put the pinky over

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:hai:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBobeT9cXK4

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's when ur dick is like 7.5 inches but not 8 so you can't get both hands on it completely so u got to put the pinky over

im sorry you have to deal with that

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Just an excellent way to sprain a finger.

It's like the people that have never thrown a punch and tuck their thumb in.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Just an excellent way to sprain a finger.

It's like the people that have never thrown a punch and tuck their thumb in.

i remember that kid on the playground

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



Teach the controversy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Wendigee posted:

im sorry you have to deal with that

I'm bigger than that but my ex had a dingus like that we called it the twilight zone

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


my dick is so small I have to use ONLY the pinky

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm bigger than that but my ex had a dingus like that we called it the twilight zone

Lol. I was hoping for a 'got em' but I'll take it

I have some blunt tweezers for when I need to pee.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

thats a tee ball bat come on

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




That man needs a belt or some suspenders if he is going to use that much lube.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wendigee posted:

thats a tee ball bat come on

A teeball bat seems like it might be the ideal size tbh. How sturdy are they?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

They can hit a baseball and not be damaged. Typically hollow aluminum to keep the weight down... Your not gonna break it off in your rear end if that's what you're asking

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Is that "die cis scum" photo a previous forums poster because lol

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Wendigee posted:

Is that "die cis scum" photo a previous forums poster because lol

Well they sure as poo poo don't play for the Yankees.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

whelp :lmao:

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Aug 26, 2003

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Wendigee posted:

Is that "die cis scum" photo a previous forums poster because lol

I think they might be the same lady in that one pic of her holding an axe while wearing a wife beater? A fan of the melee weapons, I approve.

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