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 IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING code: Ok lets get into it...  This is a really good sign Here is my Character Impo an Orc Hunter. I have never played a Hunter before but I'm gonna try my best. I usually play healers in MMOs  Okay lets get starte....  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OcCOFq1za8&t=23s     Ok there we go lol
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IKs - please change the thread tag to Neo Geo as I haven't slept in 3 days and forgot for the first time in my entire posting career. Thank you
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Feb 12, 2023 12:50
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Zug zug
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Feb 12, 2023 12:57
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Speaking of chinese, as soon as I log in the game I see a pal Before I get to ask him to join his guild he disappears into thin air
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Feb 12, 2023 12:58
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 , op is trolling with the thread tag.
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Feb 12, 2023 12:59
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I will be rating 1 as well.
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Feb 12, 2023 12:59
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Larry Parrish posted:I will be rating 1 as well. This dude plays EVE. Nuff said.
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Feb 12, 2023 13:00
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I will be rating excited face at first, then sleeping face after the thread doesn’t get updated in a month
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Feb 12, 2023 13:00
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herculon posted:I will be rating excited face at first, then sleeping face after the thread doesn’t get updated in a month
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Feb 12, 2023 13:03
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My first quest is to kill 8 boars, and most of the starting quests are strangely to kill 8 of something or collect 8 of something. This boar doesn't stand a chance  I found a cape that makes me look very stupid and some new pants, both grey and worthless but equippable nonetheless  and I hit level 2 after killing the last boar for the quest  A Good MMO is judged by the level up sound. Where Everquest is the gold standard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P1SQYWChIM loving Iconic Where WoW simply has I would say a B tier sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOCzmSPbf2E Impotwo can jump very high, and does so to celebrate  I go back to the Orc starting base camp and get some more quests and notice this  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-1EIdnDB9g&t=59s Some of the rewards coming up are a new axe and some apples or something lol  At level 2 after visiting the Hunter Trainer I learn how to Track Beasts so they show up on my minimap 
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Feb 12, 2023 13:21
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I stopped playing in tbc and don't have time for wotlk so look forward to living vicariously through this thread OP
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Feb 12, 2023 13:34
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In WoW, things you need to collect, like this Cactus Apple, will glow lol. So you know exactly where to go. Thank you WoW. The Orc Racial Bonus is being angry and getting some extra attack every 2 minutes, and your hands glow red as well  As I am questing I see an Orc babe and try and play it cool. She is Level 2 (my level) but has some nice looking gear which is likely heritage gear which they introduced in Wrath of the Lich King. It levels up with you so you don't need anything else usually until you hit max level.  Oh poo poo... stay cool everyone!  I try and act nonchalant   Unfortunately I failed and the babe runs away  I wave goodbye to what could have been  I take it out on a Scorpid and learn a helpful tip lol  as I'm running around I see a troll who has been poisoned by a massive Scorpid and needs me to kill the thing to make a cure  You can see here this quest is Orangeish color which means its above my level... this is the first real risk I am taking by trying to kill this thing. The run could be ended very early for Impotwo  But I manage to kill it and help the guy out so all is good. Another thing I have to kill are these little imps that look very, very much like a spin off of Everquest ice goblins  Here is a picture of the starting map. Things that are brown are places you have to explore to open up on the map to see what they are. You can see I have a lot of quests to turn in too  On the way back into the starting camp I find an awesome quest where you have to beat Peons with a blackjack lol  I'm also the one man welcoming committee here, but he doesn't respond  After turning in all the quests I hit level 4 and get some new skills which is a poison arrow and something that imbues me with the spirit of a monkey which helps me dodge. It's icon is a hand holding a banana lol 
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Feb 12, 2023 14:06
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Feb 12, 2023 14:51
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Lol taint
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Feb 12, 2023 15:26
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gently caress i wish i had internet so i could be addicted to an mmo again. even that barren game looks tasty atm 
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Feb 12, 2023 16:35
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Is there a server with a good horde:alliance balance? When I was still playing actively in November they all seemed to be like 98% one or the other
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Boofy posted:Is there a server with a good horde:alliance balance? When I was still playing actively in November they all seemed to be like 98% one or the other https://ironforge.pro/population/classic/ this site shows you server stats by region/type/faction
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Boofy posted:Is there a server with a good horde:alliance balance? When I was still playing actively in November they all seemed to be like 98% one or the other I've been playing Grob on and off since vanilla launch and it's always been roughly even ----------------
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Feb 12, 2023 20:23
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CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:I've been playing Grob on and off since vanilla launch and it's always been roughly even grob on to my balls and dont let go lol ----------------
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Feb 13, 2023 03:01
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insane anime posted:grob on to my balls and dont let go lol lol
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Feb 13, 2023 03:07
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Tonight against all odds my guild finally killed Yogg-Saron, the last boss of the current raid tier In WoW classic he is in his Pre-Nerf form that most guilds didn't beat back in the day for a long time but we did it. I can't believe it because the entire time I had this song playing through my microphone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0 which is appropriate I think considering the bosses mechanic is to make you insane.
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Feb 13, 2023 05:29
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That Little Demon posted:Tonight against all odds my guild finally killed Yogg-Saron, the last boss of the current raid tier lol
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Feb 13, 2023 05:31
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That Little Demon posted:Tonight against all odds my guild finally killed Yogg-Saron, the last boss of the current raid tier lmao
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Feb 13, 2023 05:38
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That Little Demon posted:Tonight against all odds my guild finally killed Yogg-Saron, the last boss of the current raid tier lmao
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insane anime posted:grob on to my balls and dont let go lol lmao
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Big Update after the raid tonight with Impotwo the first quest today is to beat sleeping peons with a blackjack  which I do, and they say Zug Zug when I do lol  another quest is to go in a cave and kill some jobber (early wow is just all of this quest wise but does get more interesting as you go on)  Yarrog has no idea what is coming  Dumb rear end bitch lol, stupid dead gently caress  After a few quest rewards I look absolutely insane lol  I also hit level 5. Here on the map you see Sen'Jin village to the south where I have to deliver a letter, and Razor Hill in the center, with Orgrimmar up north.  Here is Sen'Jin village  Most of the quests are looking a little hard for me right now, and considering this is a Hardcore character I want to take as few risks as possible.  Moving north I see what looks like a fort, and then make it to Razor Hill    I decide to take a break from questing to pick up some professions, in this case Skinning and Leatherworking which both are trained in the main city Orgrimmar  You can talk to guards to help get you pointed in the right direction  I really love the look of Orgrimmar  ...However... on the way to get my professions trained up and be able to be used, I spot the guild vendor which allows you to form a guild and I get a wise idea for where this character, roleplay wise, is going.  However it costs 10 loving gold to make a guild and I have 2 silver.... so I do what any respectable Orc does, and I beg more money from the first people I meet  This guy only has five, likely a lie, but he gives it to me anyway  I find a larger crowd and give my story  This guy donates to the cause, although not much  Peterbuilt offers me the gold to show my feet... but even I have some dignity  I perfect my craft  someone named Iamdivored gives me 10 gold! They love my story!  and now I run back to form my guild  ... think you guys are gonna love where this is going lmfao
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My idea is to roleplay a tax collector and annoy every single person on this server and keep a log of who is up to date on taxes and who isn't. Unfortunately I need to find people not currently in a guild to sign this charter lol. Now, this is where things get interesting. I could try and convince people to join and help me collect tax and we funnel it into our guild bank coffers, or... if any Imps reading this have an active sub and want to help??? 
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Feb 13, 2023 10:08
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Deathwing and taxes.
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That Little Demon posted:My idea is to roleplay a tax collector and annoy every single person on this server and keep a log of who is up to date on taxes and who isn't. lmao or you could name it something innocuous, get 10 signatures, rename it back to Tax Collectors and kick everyone else 
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Good stuff. Best of luck on the tax collecting. Don't end up like Processus Vitellius! 
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That Little Demon posted:My idea is to roleplay a tax collector and annoy every single person on this server and keep a log of who is up to date on taxes and who isn't. lmfao
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Had a very strange time last night while up at 4am playing WoW I think I have the tabard design nailed but I need to get signatures first on my charter before I can purchase  So I take my begging strategy another route  Harlulz agrees to sign my charter... 9 to go  So here is where things get strange lol. As I am yelling in the town square and accosting people I get a group invite from someone named Funnygames  He offers me 4 gold randomly as I give him my speech  This little conversation is Very Suspicious but... I don't say anything and stay in character. He also signs my charter, now 8 to go.  As I run around the town looking for signatures he follows me and tells me how the Tauren on the ground will come back to life and that he is trying to kill him again.  Roleplaying at its finest  We talk about our dreams  And then he suggest we go to the city of Dalaran which is in Northrend, the newest expansion continent (high level)  We watch a guy on a horse run into a tree. You may notice all the hearts and things around, its Valentines day and you can give people free chocolates or shoot them with arrows that will cause that graphic.   I have a hard time collecting more than 2 signatures in Orgrimmar so Funnygames tries to secure us a portal to Dalaran from a mage  I explain to Funnygames that I am scared to go through a portal because I have never traveled that way before, and he tries to Out Lore my rear end by saying Orcs came to this world through Portals, but I tell him I didn't and was born here instead lol  I arrive before him and lay down instantly and start some roleplay lmfao (Portal sickness)  I don't think he notices because he starts going off on a tangent lol  so I go a bit further lol  lmfao  Finally I get up after about 5 minutes and he wants to show me around the city  We walk around, like, actually pressing the slow walk button and take a tour of the city But first... one quick detour to the first city fountain I see   He starts to show me around the city, breaking character somewhat lol  We sit on a bench and talk about our hopes, dreams, and fears   At this point it is almost 5am so I find an Inn for the night  I'm in a foul mood so I make sure the Innkeep knows I won't be paying for my room  A modest cot, but no privacy  and being unaccustomed to hammocks I lay down the best I can  My new friend retires for the night as well  World of Warcraft kicks loving rear end lol
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That Little Demon posted:Had a very strange time last night while up at 4am playing WoW lfmao
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That Little Demon posted:Had a very strange time last night while up at 4am playing WoW lmao
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lmfao
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also lmao at 'Well... this is a world of warcraft...'
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