World of Warcraft - Wrath of the Lich King Classic

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Leadthumb: Mar 24, 2006

That Little Demon posted:

Had a very strange time last night while up at 4am playing WoW

I think I have the tabard design nailed but I need to get signatures first on my charter before I can purchase

So I take my begging strategy another route

Harlulz agrees to sign my charter... 9 to go

So here is where things get strange lol. As I am yelling in the town square and accosting people I get a group invite from someone named Funnygames

He offers me 4 gold randomly as I give him my speech

This little conversation is Very Suspicious but... I don't say anything and stay in character. He also signs my charter, now 8 to go.

As I run around the town looking for signatures he follows me and tells me how the Tauren on the ground will come back to life and that he is trying to kill him again.

Roleplaying at its finest

We talk about our dreams

And then he suggest we go to the city of Dalaran which is in Northrend, the newest expansion continent (high level)

We watch a guy on a horse run into a tree. You may notice all the hearts and things around, its Valentines day and you can give people free chocolates or shoot them with arrows that will cause that graphic.

I have a hard time collecting more than 2 signatures in Orgrimmar so Funnygames tries to secure us a portal to Dalaran from a mage

I explain to Funnygames that I am scared to go through a portal because I have never traveled that way before, and he tries to Out Lore my rear end by saying Orcs came to this world through Portals, but I tell him I didn't and was born here instead lol

I arrive before him and lay down instantly and start some roleplay lmfao (Portal sickness)

I don't think he notices because he starts going off on a tangent lol

so I go a bit further lol

lmfao

Finally I get up after about 5 minutes and he wants to show me around the city

We walk around, like, actually pressing the slow walk button and take a tour of the city

But first... one quick detour to the first city fountain I see

He starts to show me around the city, breaking character somewhat lol

We sit on a bench and talk about our hopes, dreams, and fears

At this point it is almost 5am so I find an Inn for the night

I'm in a foul mood so I make sure the Innkeep knows I won't be paying for my room

A modest cot, but no privacy

and being unaccustomed to hammocks I lay down the best I can

My new friend retires for the night as well

World of Warcraft kicks loving rear end lol

Lmao

PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer.

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:31

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# ? May 6, 2024 08:04

Arch Nemesis: Mar 27, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

Had a very strange time last night while up at 4am playing WoW

I think I have the tabard design nailed but I need to get signatures first on my charter before I can purchase

So I take my begging strategy another route

Harlulz agrees to sign my charter... 9 to go

So here is where things get strange lol. As I am yelling in the town square and accosting people I get a group invite from someone named Funnygames

He offers me 4 gold randomly as I give him my speech

This little conversation is Very Suspicious but... I don't say anything and stay in character. He also signs my charter, now 8 to go.

As I run around the town looking for signatures he follows me and tells me how the Tauren on the ground will come back to life and that he is trying to kill him again.

Roleplaying at its finest

We talk about our dreams

And then he suggest we go to the city of Dalaran which is in Northrend, the newest expansion continent (high level)

We watch a guy on a horse run into a tree. You may notice all the hearts and things around, its Valentines day and you can give people free chocolates or shoot them with arrows that will cause that graphic.

I have a hard time collecting more than 2 signatures in Orgrimmar so Funnygames tries to secure us a portal to Dalaran from a mage

I explain to Funnygames that I am scared to go through a portal because I have never traveled that way before, and he tries to Out Lore my rear end by saying Orcs came to this world through Portals, but I tell him I didn't and was born here instead lol

I arrive before him and lay down instantly and start some roleplay lmfao (Portal sickness)

I don't think he notices because he starts going off on a tangent lol

so I go a bit further lol

lmfao

Finally I get up after about 5 minutes and he wants to show me around the city

We walk around, like, actually pressing the slow walk button and take a tour of the city

But first... one quick detour to the first city fountain I see

He starts to show me around the city, breaking character somewhat lol

We sit on a bench and talk about our hopes, dreams, and fears

At this point it is almost 5am so I find an Inn for the night

I'm in a foul mood so I make sure the Innkeep knows I won't be paying for my room

A modest cot, but no privacy

and being unaccustomed to hammocks I lay down the best I can

My new friend retires for the night as well

World of Warcraft kicks loving rear end lol

lmfao

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:38

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

That Little Demon posted:

Had a very strange time last night while up at 4am playing WoW

I think I have the tabard design nailed but I need to get signatures first on my charter before I can purchase

So I take my begging strategy another route

Harlulz agrees to sign my charter... 9 to go

So here is where things get strange lol. As I am yelling in the town square and accosting people I get a group invite from someone named Funnygames

He offers me 4 gold randomly as I give him my speech

This little conversation is Very Suspicious but... I don't say anything and stay in character. He also signs my charter, now 8 to go.

As I run around the town looking for signatures he follows me and tells me how the Tauren on the ground will come back to life and that he is trying to kill him again.

Roleplaying at its finest

We talk about our dreams

And then he suggest we go to the city of Dalaran which is in Northrend, the newest expansion continent (high level)

We watch a guy on a horse run into a tree. You may notice all the hearts and things around, its Valentines day and you can give people free chocolates or shoot them with arrows that will cause that graphic.

I have a hard time collecting more than 2 signatures in Orgrimmar so Funnygames tries to secure us a portal to Dalaran from a mage

I explain to Funnygames that I am scared to go through a portal because I have never traveled that way before, and he tries to Out Lore my rear end by saying Orcs came to this world through Portals, but I tell him I didn't and was born here instead lol

I arrive before him and lay down instantly and start some roleplay lmfao (Portal sickness)

I don't think he notices because he starts going off on a tangent lol

so I go a bit further lol

lmfao

Finally I get up after about 5 minutes and he wants to show me around the city

We walk around, like, actually pressing the slow walk button and take a tour of the city

But first... one quick detour to the first city fountain I see

He starts to show me around the city, breaking character somewhat lol

We sit on a bench and talk about our hopes, dreams, and fears

At this point it is almost 5am so I find an Inn for the night

I'm in a foul mood so I make sure the Innkeep knows I won't be paying for my room

A modest cot, but no privacy

and being unaccustomed to hammocks I lay down the best I can

My new friend retires for the night as well

World of Warcraft kicks loving rear end lol

lmfao

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:44

croup coughfield: Apr 8, 2020; Can't post for 92 days!

lmfao good luck on your journey to become a humble civil servant, bbg

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:53

Pragmatica: Apr 1, 2003

That Little Demon posted:

World of Warcraft kicks loving rear end lol

at everything

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:54

I got the tude now: Jul 22, 2007

*less confidently* there's nothing you can do to get me to play wrath again

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:55

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

I got the tude now posted:

*less confidently* there's nothing you can do to get me to play wrath again

I suspected that Funnygames was an imp but I can�t be sure lol. We could use more tax collectors! There�s a lot of ground to cover

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:57

I got the tude now: Jul 22, 2007

i'm so close lol. i miss my disc priest like once a week

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:57

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

I�ll just say I�m not a huge role player but there is something special about the psychotics that play wow classic that makes it really fun and funny to mess with them

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:59

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Sub-Actuality posted:

also lmao at 'Well... this is a world of warcraft...'

[gaming meta humor]

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:59

Zurtilik: Oct 23, 2015; The Biggest Brain in Guardia

elf help book posted:

[gaming meta humor]

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:01

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

elf help book posted:

[gaming meta humor]

That part had me dying lol

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:02

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

elf help book posted:

[gaming meta humor]

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:03

Arch Nemesis: Mar 27, 2007

I have a friend who plays classic. I am not going to fall off the wagon again right now but I bet she'd have fun or at least sign your charter

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:07

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Arch Nemesis posted:

I have a friend who plays classic. I am not going to fall off the wagon again right now but I bet she'd have fun or at least sign your charter

Just fall off the wagon lol

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:09

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

That Little Demon posted:

Just fall off the wagon lol

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:10

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

For too long the degenerates of Azeroth have avoided paying taxes

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:11

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

That Little Demon posted:

For too long the degenerates of Azeroth have avoided paying taxes

blocking flightmasters with a giant tauren druid until they pay their infrastructure tax

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:22

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

mbt posted:

blocking flightmasters with a giant tauren druid until they pay their infrastructure tax

Lfmao yeah we need some enforcers after the kindness approach fails

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:25

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

elf help book posted:

[gaming meta humor]

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:27

Plebian Parasite: Oct 12, 2012

I'd be all over this if I had reliable internet.

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:30

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

elf help book posted:

[gaming meta humor]

lmao I missed this

�

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:31

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Plebian Parasite posted:

I'd be all over this if I had reliable internet.

Well get it reliable and come join the fun lol

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:31

Arch Nemesis: Mar 27, 2007

Azeroth Revenue Service Enforcement

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:47

Zurtilik: Oct 23, 2015; The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Arch Nemesis posted:

Azeroth Revenue Service Enforcement

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:50

I got the tude now: Jul 22, 2007

Arch Nemesis posted:

Azeroth Revenue Service Enforcement

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:51

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Lmao

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:51

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Arch Nemesis posted:

Azeroth Revenue Service Enforcement

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:53

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

Arch Nemesis posted:

Azeroth Revenue Service Enforcement

lol

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# ? Feb 13, 2023 20:01

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Arch Nemesis posted:

Azeroth Revenue Service Enforcement

# ? Feb 13, 2023 20:10

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Arch Nemesis posted:

Azeroth Revenue Service Enforcement

lol

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# ? Feb 13, 2023 22:47

Leadthumb: Mar 24, 2006

Arch Nemesis posted:

Azeroth Revenue Service Enforcement

lol I just got it.

PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer.

# ? Feb 13, 2023 23:20

tawal: Feb 7, 2012

That Little Demon posted:

Had a very strange time last night while up at 4am playing WoW

I think I have the tabard design nailed but I need to get signatures first on my charter before I can purchase

So I take my begging strategy another route

Harlulz agrees to sign my charter... 9 to go

So here is where things get strange lol. As I am yelling in the town square and accosting people I get a group invite from someone named Funnygames

He offers me 4 gold randomly as I give him my speech

This little conversation is Very Suspicious but... I don't say anything and stay in character. He also signs my charter, now 8 to go.

As I run around the town looking for signatures he follows me and tells me how the Tauren on the ground will come back to life and that he is trying to kill him again.

Roleplaying at its finest

We talk about our dreams

And then he suggest we go to the city of Dalaran which is in Northrend, the newest expansion continent (high level)

We watch a guy on a horse run into a tree. You may notice all the hearts and things around, its Valentines day and you can give people free chocolates or shoot them with arrows that will cause that graphic.

I have a hard time collecting more than 2 signatures in Orgrimmar so Funnygames tries to secure us a portal to Dalaran from a mage

I explain to Funnygames that I am scared to go through a portal because I have never traveled that way before, and he tries to Out Lore my rear end by saying Orcs came to this world through Portals, but I tell him I didn't and was born here instead lol

I arrive before him and lay down instantly and start some roleplay lmfao (Portal sickness)

I don't think he notices because he starts going off on a tangent lol

so I go a bit further lol

lmfao

Finally I get up after about 5 minutes and he wants to show me around the city

We walk around, like, actually pressing the slow walk button and take a tour of the city

But first... one quick detour to the first city fountain I see

He starts to show me around the city, breaking character somewhat lol

We sit on a bench and talk about our hopes, dreams, and fears

At this point it is almost 5am so I find an Inn for the night

I'm in a foul mood so I make sure the Innkeep knows I won't be paying for my room

A modest cot, but no privacy

and being unaccustomed to hammocks I lay down the best I can

My new friend retires for the night as well

World of Warcraft kicks loving rear end lol

lmfao. I miss mmos.

# ? Feb 14, 2023 02:19

right arm: Oct 30, 2011

Lmfao the hammocks

WotLK was peak WoW

# ? Feb 14, 2023 02:25

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

MMOs can seriously suck rear end if you take it super seriously and don't have any fun but are addicted to it still, but if you have fun or do what I do I think its very fun and funny

# ? Feb 14, 2023 02:25

Cousin Foomin: Feb 21, 2018

That Little Demon posted:

We sit on a bench and talk about our hopes, dreams, and fears

lol

# ? Feb 14, 2023 02:54

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Today I will begin my life as a tax collector...

I find the portal back to Orgrimmar after waking up and now being accustomed to them, I don't feel sick

I go to the town square and yell and scream until people sign my charter. We have some real winners on this charter lol

I finally get all 10 signatures and get a tabard. We are in business!

I forgot to take a few screenshots here but my first target was a level 80 Blood Elf paladin. I tell her I need to speak with her about her tax situation

and that she can follow me into a local tavern to discuss it, which she does.

We grab a table and I tell her what is going on

Unfortuntely for Vynloris, it doesn't seem like Orcish is her primary language

So I have to repeat myself a few times

I misspell at a crucial time, but its okay, I can recover

We are having some back and forth, but she sticks around

Finally, it sinks in to her

But she still doesn't want to pay what she owes it would seem

So I make my case that we trained for back at the office

Jackpot.... lol

I give her a scolding on the way out as well

she gives me 10 gold and a bottle of booze

How much money do you think I can collect?

# ? Feb 14, 2023 08:55

Arch Nemesis: Mar 27, 2007

lmfao

# ? Feb 14, 2023 08:58

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

I get the feeling this is someone from IZ or someone who reads this thread but lol

# ? Feb 14, 2023 09:16

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# ? May 6, 2024 08:04

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Meet Laurana, a level 80 troll priest, and one who sadly has fallen behind on her taxes

I ask if she has a moment to speak, and she nods.

and I let her know what is going to be happening

No one is ever happy to see me

I tell her that it may be easier to speak in private, and the tavern I've been working out of provides once again a nice home for business. I have to remember to pay the Barkeep to allow me to do my job here before I can afford an office of my own