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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

lol, its amazing how willing people are to play along

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Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

That Little Demon posted:

Meet Laurana, a level 80 troll priest, and one who sadly has fallen behind on her taxes



I ask if she has a moment to speak, and she nods.



and I let her know what is going to be happening



No one is ever happy to see me

I tell her that it may be easier to speak in private, and the tavern I've been working out of provides once again a nice home for business. I have to remember to pay the Barkeep to allow me to do my job here before I can afford an office of my own



I have also been slowly walking everywhere





and I start asking the important questions



and right away Laurana starts to make excuses... but I'm not buying it







and I play coy with a minor threat



and then I set the terms once I do some math



Success!





lmfao... always in character



She pays up, and even throws in some treats for me








lmbo





Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

lmao

 




Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

lmfao incredible

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

trying to jack off posted:

lol, its amazing how willing people are to play along

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

lmao portal sickness

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

trying to jack off posted:

lol, its amazing how willing people are to play along

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

trying to jack off posted:

lol, its amazing how willing people are to play along


Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

it is vitally important that you find the original Impo

 




Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Sub-Actuality posted:

it is vitally important that you find the original Impo

there can be only one

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

trying to jack off posted:

lol, its amazing how willing people are to play along

honestly, the only thing that's amazing is that they didn't ask for a receipt.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

That Little Demon posted:

Meet Laurana, a level 80 troll priest, and one who sadly has fallen behind on her taxes



I ask if she has a moment to speak, and she nods.



and I let her know what is going to be happening



No one is ever happy to see me

I tell her that it may be easier to speak in private, and the tavern I've been working out of provides once again a nice home for business. I have to remember to pay the Barkeep to allow me to do my job here before I can afford an office of my own



I have also been slowly walking everywhere





and I start asking the important questions



and right away Laurana starts to make excuses... but I'm not buying it







and I play coy with a minor threat



and then I set the terms once I do some math



Success!





lmfao... always in character



She pays up, and even throws in some treats for me







i just cancelled my sub after not having played classic since last year. goddamn it. gently caress you brother.

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

Lmfao “orc math takes a minute”

Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003

trying to jack off posted:

lol, its amazing how willing people are to play along

lmao... rp / rp-pvp servers are sooo good for this, even all these years later.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Sub-Actuality posted:

it is vitally important that you find the original Impo

He’s on my list

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Bolverkur posted:

honestly, the only thing that's amazing is that they didn't ask for a receipt.

This is a good idea. I think I can buy parchment and make receipts lol

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Bolverkur posted:

i just cancelled my sub after not having played classic since last year. goddamn it. gently caress you brother.

That’s your fault dude. We need more collectors. Lots of cities to cover.

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

This is a good idea. I think I can buy parchment and make receipts lol

lol

 




Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

That Little Demon posted:

This is a good idea. I think I can buy parchment and make receipts lol

lol

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

That Little Demon posted:

This is a good idea. I think I can buy parchment and make receipts lol

Lmao




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

This is why when I played wow I kept all my gold in an account in Kezan where the ACTA couldn't touch it. I payed my goblins very well to keep all the wealth I earned.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Plebian Parasite posted:

This is why when I played wow I kept all my gold in an account in Kezan where the ACTA couldn't touch it. I payed my goblins very well to keep all the wealth I earned.

We are working to change the laws so degenerates like you will have to pay back taxes on things like this but it’s tied up in the courts

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
12 gold on 12000 earnings is very fair

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

We are working to change the laws so degenerates like you will have to pay back taxes on things like this but it’s tied up in the courts

and who's running the courts? not going to point out how hook nosed anyone is but...

Cousin Foomin
Feb 21, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWEnqC1uPu0&t=190s

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

I have a request, please try to work the word "amortized" into one of your shakedowns. I like that word

 




That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Sub-Actuality posted:

I have a request, please try to work the word "amortized" into one of your shakedowns. I like that word

lmfao. Will do

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

lmfao I love this thread

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 92 days!
bbg spending valentine's day reading about the us tax code for more immersive rp

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

croup coughfield posted:

bbg spending valentine's day reading about the us tax code for more immersive rp

I’m married, what else would I be doing? Lmao

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
my dad worked for the county tax collector for like 30 years doing exactly this to local businesses and then showing up and taking their stuff when they didnt pay, and even got a auctioneer's license and sold it all off

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

elf help book posted:

my dad worked for the county tax collector for like 30 years doing exactly this to local businesses and then showing up and taking their stuff when they didnt pay, and even got a auctioneer's license and sold it all off

Lmfao this kicks rear end and I’ll incorporate this

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
I’m going to take away someone’s ability to use the auction house and I will be their AH proxy and charge a fee lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

That Little Demon posted:

Lmfao this kicks rear end and I’ll incorporate this

they would get local prisoners on good behavior to carry the stuff out of the businesses for them

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

That Little Demon posted:

I’m going to take away someone’s ability to use the auction house and I will be their AH proxy and charge a fee lol

lol

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
I need a goal for all my money once I collect it since gear is useless at level 5. I think I’ll start funding an underground drug smuggling cartel and convince everyone that Goldleaf is heroin and get everyone roleplaying drug wars lmfao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

That Little Demon posted:

I’m going to take away someone’s ability to use the auction house and I will be their AH proxy and charge a fee lol

lmao

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 92 days!

That Little Demon posted:

I need a goal for all my money once I collect it since gear is useless at level 5.

infrastructure project imo. jobs program

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

That Little Demon posted:

I need a goal for all my money once I collect it since gear is useless at level 5. I think I’ll start funding an underground drug smuggling cartel and convince everyone that Goldleaf is heroin and get everyone roleplaying drug wars lmfao

Lmao




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

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Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Infernal Revenue Service

 




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