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welcome: Jun 28, 2002; rail slut

That Little Demon posted:

I get the feeling this is someone from IZ or someone who reads this thread but lol

Lol

# ? Feb 15, 2023 03:07

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# ? May 6, 2024 00:03

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

IKs please show me who rated this thread so when I'm IK in march Vendetta will be activated

# ? Feb 15, 2023 05:49

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

That Little Demon posted:

IKs please show me who rated this thread so when I'm IK in march Vendetta will be activated

Votes:
5.0: Cousin Foomin
5.0: Exo-
5.0: Stux
5.0: teppichporsche
5.0: croup coughfield
5.0: tmfc
5.0: No Dignity
5.0: Vessel From Denny
5.0: weirdly chilly pussy
5.0: welcome
5.0: Sub-Actuality
5.0: grieving for Gandalf
5.0: Corambis
5.0: ClothHat
5.0: Crime on a Dime
5.0: Plebian Parasite
5.0: Cuttlefush
5.0: CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
5.0: Pragmatica
5.0: Meow Meow Meow
5.0: herculon
5.0: That Little Demon
5.0: Zurtilik
5.0: right arm
2.0: Rascar
1.0: American McGay
1.0: SPIDATMAN
1.0: CoolJeff420
1.0: Larry Parrish

# ? Feb 15, 2023 06:05

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

You've made an enemy of CoolJeff420. Watch your loving back.

# ? Feb 15, 2023 06:05

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Not cool Jeff... not cool. I expect bullshit from Larry and McGay though, stupid fucks

# ? Feb 15, 2023 06:07

ClothHat: Mar 2, 2005; ASK ME ABOUT MY LOVE OF THE LUMPEN-GOBLITARIAT
protip: trust no links I post

That Little Demon posted:

IKs please show me who rated this thread so when I'm IK in march Vendetta will be activated

Its great OP

# ? Feb 15, 2023 07:08

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

ClothHat posted:

Its great OP

Thank you Cloth Hat

# ? Feb 15, 2023 07:18

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Tonight I wandered Orgrimmar at night, looking for degenerates who haven't paid their fair share.

My first target is a blood elf wearing a skimpy dress named Smoochi, who tries to kiss me. It doesn't phase a civil servant like myself

I tell her that I am from the tax collection agency and she is on my list. She scoffed at first and said she doesn't pay taxes, but then..

I tell her I need a moment and sit down

and I also start doing some mental math

at this point she draws a sword on me... not cool

I tell her the damage, 13 gold, and she scoffs

She tells me she will never visit Orgrimmar again and not pay the taxes, but I lay down the law

She agrees to pay nearly all of it, save for 1 copper

I ask when I can expect the owed copper coin

At this point she draws her sword again and begins pacing, threatening to kill me as I explain about the various forms she will need to fill out if I don't get the copper, which begins to draw a crowd.

However being a pro, I am not scared of such idle threats

and I get the remaining copper

# ? Feb 15, 2023 09:37

Arch Nemesis: Mar 27, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

Tonight I wandered Orgrimmar at night, looking for degenerates who haven't paid their fair share.

My first target is a blood elf wearing a skimpy dress named Smoochi, who tries to kiss me. It doesn't phase a civil servant like myself

I tell her that I am from the tax collection agency and she is on my list. She scoffed at first and said she doesn't pay taxes, but then..

I tell her I need a moment and sit down

and I also start doing some mental math

at this point she draws a sword on me... not cool

I tell her the damage, 13 gold, and she scoffs

She tells me she will never visit Orgrimmar again and not pay the taxes, but I lay down the law

She agrees to pay nearly all of it, save for 1 copper

I ask when I can expect the owed copper coin

At this point she draws her sword again and begins pacing, threatening to kill me as I explain about the various forms she will need to fill out if I don't get the copper, which begins to draw a crowd.

However being a pro, I am not scared of such idle threats

and I get the remaining copper

lmao at the whole thing

# ? Feb 15, 2023 09:49

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Next I find an Undead Rogue named Cancan

I explain my situation and why I currently do not have an office

I explain that he hasn't paid up

and because he is a Rogue, I have to tailor my approach

Like everyone else, he tries to weasel his way out of this, but I won't let him

I tell him he owes 15 gold and he takes a moment to think

Jackpot

and I take on some fresh ideas

# ? Feb 15, 2023 10:05

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Now you may be asking, what about OTHER types of taxes? Well yes, I do collect those too

I notice a paladin riding around a rocket in town... tsk tsk

She tries to escape atop the bank, but it is no avail

she comes down off the bank and I ask my opening question to lighten her up

and I let her know about a new tax that was just passed in the last year

At this point she turns the rocket around, blasting smoke in my face

which she finds amusing

a better view lol

she asks what the price is and I tell her 5 gold

I let her know that it is in fact 5 gold PER MONTH and to just mail a check on the first of each month if she continues to ride it within city limits

this... doesn't make her happy

# ? Feb 15, 2023 10:12

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

At almost 60 gold now, minus costs of parchment, I find a great office space in the boonies of Orgrimmar and call it a night

# ? Feb 15, 2023 10:24

Professor Latency: Mar 30, 2011

Lmao

# ? Feb 15, 2023 12:17

Plebian Parasite: Oct 12, 2012

You're doing ~~God's~~ Thrall's work here.

# ? Feb 15, 2023 12:34

Leadthumb: Mar 24, 2006

Arch Nemesis posted:

lmao at the whole thing

PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer.

# ? Feb 15, 2023 13:21

right arm: Oct 30, 2011

That Little Demon posted:

Tonight I wandered Orgrimmar at night, looking for degenerates who haven't paid their fair share.

My first target is a blood elf wearing a skimpy dress named Smoochi, who tries to kiss me. It doesn't phase a civil servant like myself

I tell her that I am from the tax collection agency and she is on my list. She scoffed at first and said she doesn't pay taxes, but then..

I tell her I need a moment and sit down

and I also start doing some mental math

at this point she draws a sword on me... not cool

I tell her the damage, 13 gold, and she scoffs

She tells me she will never visit Orgrimmar again and not pay the taxes, but I lay down the law

She agrees to pay nearly all of it, save for 1 copper

I ask when I can expect the owed copper coin

At this point she draws her sword again and begins pacing, threatening to kill me as I explain about the various forms she will need to fill out if I don't get the copper, which begins to draw a crowd.

However being a pro, I am not scared of such idle threats

and I get the remaining copper

Lmfao this rules

# ? Feb 15, 2023 14:56

right arm: Oct 30, 2011

Lmfao �thank you for your service�

# ? Feb 15, 2023 14:59

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Lmfao

# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:03

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

lmao at the agonizingly slow orc math and �let me just check these files� columbo routine

�

# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:09

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

Lmfao

# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:11

I got the tude now: Jul 22, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

Tonight I wandered Orgrimmar at night, looking for degenerates who haven't paid their fair share.

My first target is a blood elf wearing a skimpy dress named Smoochi, who tries to kiss me. It doesn't phase a civil servant like myself

I tell her that I am from the tax collection agency and she is on my list. She scoffed at first and said she doesn't pay taxes, but then..

I tell her I need a moment and sit down

and I also start doing some mental math

at this point she draws a sword on me... not cool

I tell her the damage, 13 gold, and she scoffs

She tells me she will never visit Orgrimmar again and not pay the taxes, but I lay down the law

She agrees to pay nearly all of it, save for 1 copper

I ask when I can expect the owed copper coin

At this point she draws her sword again and begins pacing, threatening to kill me as I explain about the various forms she will need to fill out if I don't get the copper, which begins to draw a crowd.

However being a pro, I am not scared of such idle threats

and I get the remaining copper

lol

# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:12

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Lol especially @ the paladin rolling coal in your face

# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:14

my morning jackass: Aug 24, 2009

this seems more fun than actually doing quests or whatever.

# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:16

croup coughfield: Apr 8, 2020; Can't post for 92 days!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol especially @ the paladin rolling coal in your face

# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:34

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

lmfao this kicks rear end

# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:36

Spoderman: Aug 2, 2004

my morning jackass posted:

this seems more fun than actually doing quests or whatever.

# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:37

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol especially @ the paladin rolling coal in your face

# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:37

Pragmatica: Apr 1, 2003

my morning jackass posted:

this seems more fun than actually doing quests or whatever.

# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:42

Professor Latency: Mar 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol especially @ the paladin rolling coal in your face

# ? Feb 15, 2023 16:00

tmfc: Sep 28, 2006

my morning jackass posted:

this seems more fun than actually doing quests or whatever.

# ? Feb 15, 2023 22:44

tmfc: Sep 28, 2006

That Little Demon posted:

# ? Feb 15, 2023 22:45

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

Sub-Actuality posted:

lmao at the agonizingly slow orc math and �let me just check these files� columbo routine

# ? Feb 16, 2023 01:38

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

My wife rolled higher than me on a super rare mount drop today and I am casually looking up divorce attorneys

# ? Feb 16, 2023 05:05

selan dyin: Dec 27, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

which she finds amusing

lm f ao

# ? Feb 16, 2023 06:05

Martman: Nov 20, 2006

That Little Demon posted:

My wife rolled higher than me on a super rare mount drop today and I am casually looking up divorce attorneys

in-game divorce attorneys I hope

# ? Feb 16, 2023 07:31

Uncle Frank: May 28, 2021

That Little Demon posted:

My wife rolled higher than me on a super rare mount drop today and I am casually looking up divorce attorneys

It's over dude

# ? Feb 16, 2023 07:52

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

the mount has a 1/3333 chance of dropping 1 per day for 2 weeks of the year... its over for us and we can never recover

# ? Feb 16, 2023 07:58

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

That Little Demon posted:

the mount has a 1/3333 chance of dropping 1 per day for 2 weeks of the year... its over for us and we can never recover

lmfao the irony of getting divorced over the x-45 heartbreaker

# ? Feb 16, 2023 08:03

Bolverkur: Aug 9, 2012

That Little Demon posted:

Tonight I wandered Orgrimmar at night, looking for degenerates who haven't paid their fair share.

My first target is a blood elf wearing a skimpy dress named Smoochi, who tries to kiss me. It doesn't phase a civil servant like myself

I tell her that I am from the tax collection agency and she is on my list. She scoffed at first and said she doesn't pay taxes, but then..

I tell her I need a moment and sit down

and I also start doing some mental math

at this point she draws a sword on me... not cool

I tell her the damage, 13 gold, and she scoffs

She tells me she will never visit Orgrimmar again and not pay the taxes, but I lay down the law

She agrees to pay nearly all of it, save for 1 copper

I ask when I can expect the owed copper coin

At this point she draws her sword again and begins pacing, threatening to kill me as I explain about the various forms she will need to fill out if I don't get the copper, which begins to draw a crowd.

However being a pro, I am not scared of such idle threats

and I get the remaining copper

lmfao hell yes. who knew paying taxes was so much freaking win.

# ? Feb 16, 2023 14:24

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# ? May 6, 2024 00:03

Tetramin: Apr 1, 2006; I'ma buck you up.

Lol awesome

# ? Feb 16, 2023 19:24

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