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Bolverkur posted:lmfao hell yes. who knew paying taxes was so much freaking win. All fun and games until this dude shows up. 
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Zurtilik posted:All fun and games until this dude shows up. lol
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Feb 16, 2023 22:58
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Zurtilik posted:All fun and games until this dude shows up. lol
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Feb 16, 2023 23:02
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Meet Zadyn, Troll uhh, I think Mage, I forget learning to perfect my opener just as the boss taught  she informs me she hasn't paid and I ask if she would like to come back to my new office  and then, for the first time, the unthinkable happens    and this is how I begin my dark descent into the criminality side of the state   
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Feb 17, 2023 08:44
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Lol
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Feb 17, 2023 09:00
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Meet Layeredthree, very well geared Orc she is on a whale boned glider and you know what that means  Huh... she says she is aware...  and I give her the bad news  But I offer to help  and yet AGAIN another person tries to bribe me!  my morals hang in the balance...  but I decline the 10 gold because    but just as I was riding high and got 11 gold... some piece of poo poo has to run his loving mouth  and I was about to let him off with a warning  he then threatens to attack me with a Shadow Bolt  and we have a back and forth  and he threatens me again, so I decide to head back to my office and check some records  I even am getting some fans  as I am walking back to my office they yell about him being a sovereign citizen but I respond 
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Feb 17, 2023 09:03
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Back in my office, I get a whisper of an OBVIOUS lie I respond 
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Feb 17, 2023 09:05
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They want to kill me lol
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Feb 17, 2023 09:10
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I'm going to have to scream and yell in town to find someone to represent the tax system. This is going to be difficult
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Feb 17, 2023 09:12
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lmfao
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Feb 17, 2023 09:47
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My first trial by combat saga for someone trying to avoid paying taxes I slowly leave my office and head to the town square to find a champion  taunting whispers as I approach town square  one of the first people I ask is Layeredthree, the woman who bribed me lol  she declines  This Tauren I would later find out does not speak Common Tongue   I finally find a high level rogue who said he would help me because he is bored, the best reason for someone to kill and we head to the front gate  and we can't find them anywhere  But then from behind a tree Dirtyralphie appears... and he complains that this isn't fair because my champion is made of stone   them my Champion morphs into an ape in a big ball for some reason lol   this is all over 1 gold by the way lol They begin the duel and my champion first kills Ralphies dog "Dogmeat"  and after just a few seconds, Ralphie is on the verge of death, but I say to let him live with just a sliver of life left  He is sad about his dog though   right as I'm about to get paid, he kicks me in the ballsack  which I have to lay down from the pain   he finally sees the error of his ways and pays me   and he spits and farts on me as he leaves... just another day in the life of a tax collector in Azeroth  [OUT OF CHARACTER MESSAGE AFTERWARDS] 
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Feb 17, 2023 09:51
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insane to suggest thrall himself should waste his time with the collection of taxes, absurd
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Feb 17, 2023 09:58
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good god lmao
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Feb 17, 2023 12:38
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The tax system always finds a way
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Feb 17, 2023 12:46
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That Little Demon posted:Meet Zadyn, Troll uhh, I think Mage, I forget this is what i'm talkin ⓑⓞⓤⓣ
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Feb 17, 2023 12:54
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Lmfao
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Feb 17, 2023 13:31
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Leadthumb posted:Lmfao
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lmao incredible
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Feb 17, 2023 14:21
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Leadthumb posted:Lmfao
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Feb 17, 2023 14:28
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Leadthumb posted:Lmfao
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Feb 17, 2023 14:44
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recruit this guy, he seems perfect lol
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Feb 17, 2023 14:48
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Can you get one of those old green accountant visors from the 30's or whatever in this game?
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Feb 17, 2023 14:57
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Sub-Actuality posted:recruit this guy, he seems perfect lol Lol never even saw that
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Feb 17, 2023 15:02
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lmao (This is getting serious.)
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Feb 17, 2023 15:49
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lmfao absolutely unreal. also youve made like 100g from this lol
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Leadthumb posted:Can you get one of those old green accountant visors from the 30's or whatever in this game? I didn't see one but that would be cool, there is a monocle on the auction house though and that is like 500 gold. All the roleplay clothing is so expensive on this server
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Feb 17, 2023 17:49
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I think getting a full set of taxman attire is a sick goal for this project OP
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Leadthumb posted:Lmfao
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Feb 18, 2023 00:40
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Lol dirty ralphie really put his heart into it, props
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Feb 18, 2023 03:14
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Lmfao “hail” is the best greeting
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Feb 18, 2023 03:58
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Lol this thread rules
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right arm posted:Lol this thread rules
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Someone in the guild had a mental breakdown tonight when they explained a fight and I said “what” 5 times after they finished and they would explain it again and again and I heard what sounded like screaming into a pillow followed by the discord disconnect ping and their character stopped moving until they were disconnected for inactivity
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Feb 18, 2023 10:42
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That Little Demon posted:Someone in the guild had a mental breakdown tonight when they explained a fight and I said “what” 5 times after they finished and they would explain it again and again and I heard what sounded like screaming into a pillow followed by the discord disconnect ping and their character stopped moving until they were disconnected for inactivity lmfao
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Feb 18, 2023 11:43
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That Little Demon posted:Someone in the guild had a mental breakdown tonight when they explained a fight and I said “what” 5 times after they finished and they would explain it again and again and I heard what sounded like screaming into a pillow followed by the discord disconnect ping and their character stopped moving until they were disconnected for inactivity
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Feb 18, 2023 12:48
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That Little Demon posted:Someone in the guild had a mental breakdown tonight when they explained a fight and I said “what” 5 times after they finished and they would explain it again and again and I heard what sounded like screaming into a pillow followed by the discord disconnect ping and their character stopped moving until they were disconnected for inactivity lmao
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Feb 18, 2023 14:37
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That Little Demon posted:Someone in the guild had a mental breakdown tonight when they explained a fight and I said “what” 5 times after they finished and they would explain it again and again and I heard what sounded like screaming into a pillow followed by the discord disconnect ping and their character stopped moving until they were disconnected for inactivity
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Feb 18, 2023 15:16
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That Little Demon posted:Someone in the guild had a mental breakdown tonight when they explained a fight and I said “what” 5 times after they finished and they would explain it again and again and I heard what sounded like screaming into a pillow followed by the discord disconnect ping and their character stopped moving until they were disconnected for inactivity lmfao
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That Little Demon posted:Someone in the guild had a mental breakdown tonight when they explained a fight and I said “what” 5 times after they finished and they would explain it again and again and I heard what sounded like screaming into a pillow followed by the discord disconnect ping and their character stopped moving until they were disconnected for inactivity Lol o7
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