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Time to flex you empathic abilities. Post the thoughts of the poster who posts AFTER you. I’ll go first. “Is this yet another GBS CUM thread?” 
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op and thread title match, but op can't spell "psychotic" for poo poo.
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I had a housemate for a few months that was a professional psychic and people paid her to do tarot readings. Every so often I'd go into the kitchen and there'd be some dorky looking guy (it was always a guy  ) at the kitchen table with her getting their tarot read and listening to her like she was some a brilliant seer.What they didn't know was that she was extremely mentally ill, could barely look after herself, was constantly late paying bills and bummed cigarettes off me because she couldn't predict that she'd run out of smokes and money after a week when she only got paid every two.
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Feb 13, 2023 23:49
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3 apes…in a van..
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Feb 13, 2023 23:50
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I dated someone who frequently turned to psychics for advice on their PhD. When I told them they might need professional help with their anxiety attacks as they were tearing our relationship apart, they said they didn't need to, they would just talk to psychics about it instead. We didn't last, unfortunately. Another person earlier that year took me to get a tarot card reading. The lady asked if we wanted a couple reading. I said yes, my Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Feb 14, 2023 |
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Feb 14, 2023 00:23
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Shadow0 posted:Another girl earlier that year took me to get a tarot card reading. The lady asked if we wanted a couple reading. I said yes, my tarot reader draws "The Fool"
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Feb 14, 2023 00:25
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i knew you were going to post this thread today, so i prepared this reply in advance
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Feb 14, 2023 00:29
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i wish I were good at math so i could study astropsychics
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Feb 14, 2023 00:34
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Ertle makes 'em just like the real thing, only smaller.
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Feb 14, 2023 00:42
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I got a tarot deck for free and use it for a fun party trick/gag thing sometimes. "Now just to be clear, I'm not magic, it's the cards who are magic, I can only interpret them." -> "So that said, what did you want to ask the fates about?" -> Shuffle shuffle shuffle -> Draw 3 (it's quicker) -> "Hmm, hmm. I will need a moment to consult the old texts on the exact meaning of this. -> Google whatever the heck they can "mean", like all psychic stuff, they can all mean multiple things, copy these down into notepad -> CREATIVE WRITING TIME! Synthesize the answer for them you think they want to hear, in your own wording, tailored to their personality. -> VERY SERIOUSLY DELIVERED MAGIC STORY TIME ABOUT YOUR FUTURE! If you like creative writing/improv it's pretty fun. The reading is free (as the spirits give their wisdom for free), but I will accept donations of one beer per reading.
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Feb 14, 2023 00:43
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im thirsty
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Feb 14, 2023 00:52
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Bad Purchase posted:i knew you were going to post this thread today, so i prepared this reply in advance i knew you were going to reply like this when he posted the thread so i prepared this even more in advance of that
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Feb 14, 2023 00:53
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What is that man doing to his anus?
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Feb 14, 2023 00:55
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No halo, voted 1.
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Feb 14, 2023 00:59
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Mozi posted:i knew you were going to reply like this when he posted the thread so i prepared this even more in advance of that 
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Feb 14, 2023 01:02
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I could never pick between Gengar and Alakazam. Alakazam felt easier to own other kids on the playground with but Gengar is just plain more badass. You can tell Gengar not only fucks but smokes hella weed.
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Feb 14, 2023 01:50
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I’m 67% sure the poster below me is going to cause my death.
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Feb 14, 2023 02:20
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A psychic told me a goon is plotting to kill me, so I will get them first
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Feb 14, 2023 02:26
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i also knew that you were going to venmo me 20 bucks out of sheer amazement
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Feb 14, 2023 02:43
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If people were really psychic they already know what I posted 
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Feb 14, 2023 02:45
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Mozi posted:i also knew that you were going to venmo me 20 bucks out of sheer amazement to test your skill, i venmo'd to a randomized email address
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Feb 14, 2023 02:48
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*holds thread against forehead* Should I get a gym membership or just buy the clothes? 
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Feb 14, 2023 02:54
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Bad Purchase posted:to test your skill, i venmo'd to a randomized email address uh, poo poo... i mean, yes! i registered that very account many years ago, whichever one it may be
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Feb 14, 2023 02:55
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i hate psychics with a passion. a few weeks after my dad died these fraudsters bulldozed their way into our house and tricked my mom into thinking a bunch of nonsense and i straight up want to strangle every psychic to death, gently caress those sinister assholes forever, there is nothing fun or harmless about that garbage
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Feb 14, 2023 03:05
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Gengar, Venmo style.
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Feb 14, 2023 03:06
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Mmmmmmm *jiggles tin of cactus needles* “I have a very small penis and get VERY angry at non-scientific words but also expect science to work like magic”
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Feb 14, 2023 03:08
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Mmmmmmm *jiggles tin of cactus needles* I'm getting an image.. it's me, but I'm made of rubber, and you are also there, however you seem to be made of glue.. outlook hazy, ask again after Matlock
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Feb 14, 2023 03:18
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I see... I see at some point in the future.... u will take a poo poo... and it will smell really bad
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Feb 14, 2023 03:19
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I see... I see at some point in the future.... u will take a poo poo... and it will smell really bad Jesus Dad, I’m right here 
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Feb 14, 2023 03:47
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The Butcher posted:I got a tarot deck for free and use it for a fun party trick/gag thing sometimes. Do you often torture your guests with this performance
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Feb 14, 2023 05:20
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A good performance often involves the performer checking their phone multiple times
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Feb 14, 2023 05:27
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this thread sucks in the future
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Feb 14, 2023 05:28
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I’m sending the apes to your location
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Feb 14, 2023 05:28
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Open your minds brown eye
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Feb 14, 2023 05:29
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i'm gonna travel back in time and devest in bitcoin
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Feb 14, 2023 05:31
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Red shirt. Blue pants. blue plush to the left of red mouse Quote possibly LED lights Maybe a blue balloon on a sidewalk.
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Feb 14, 2023 05:53
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Feb 14, 2023 05:55
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Okay everyone gather round, I'm gonna tell you this hilarious joke... So now to the punchline, one second the page is still loading. drat ads.
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Feb 14, 2023 05:57
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Something something escaped palm reader with dwarfism yada yada yada small medium at large
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I can see the future and it's my rear end
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