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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Where the hell is the stem

How am I supposed to know how to hold it

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

You eat it from the middle.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this happened to me when i was taking a flight in thailand i ordered the "kosher meal" from the ticket booking options just to see what would happen and my meal consisted of a very firm granny smith apple in a box and a glass of water.

i just asked the flight attendant for the regular meal and they obliged no problem. the regular meal was like some noodle shrimp dish and it was quite good for airplane food.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I miss meal service on flights. I mean, it was never very good but it was fun. :)

I also heard airplane food is different because the pressure affects your taste buds. I'll have to look to see if that's true though.

edit:

wiki posted:

Meals must generally be prepared on the ground before takeoff. Guillaume de Syon, a history professor at Albright College who wrote about the history of airline meals,[57] said that the higher altitudes alter the taste of the food and the function of the taste buds; according to de Syon the food may taste "dry and flavorless" as a result of the pressurization and passengers, feeling thirsty due to pressurization, may drink alcohol when they ought to drink water.[58] Tests have shown that the perception of saltiness and sweetness drops 30% at high altitudes. The low humidity in airline cabins also dries out the nose which decreases olfactory sensors which are essential for tasting flavor in dishes.[citation needed]

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Feb 28, 2023

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i used to believe that but now i just think it's justification for them having bad food, and people wanting to drink to numb themselves from what an unpleasant environment it is

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Mozi posted:

i used to believe that but now i just think it's justification for them having bad food, and people wanting to drink to numb themselves from what an unpleasant environment it is

Money is why the food is bad.

I was just reading a bunch of that article on airline meal service and it used to be good. 20s was maybe juice, possibly a sandwich because it wasn't fun flying then, and then 30s got better up until maybe the 50s or 60s and then they started separating people into classes and gave shittier food to the lower tier economy.

One guy saved an airline $40,000 a year by removing one olive from a first class meal.

Now due to the extreme security fear they don't like giving out silverware or anything and just assume you're going to eat on the ground. I haven't been served a meal on a flight since 1995 I think when I flew internationally. I've seen economy people buy little sandwich meals that are like $20 or something so I could never afford that.

Oh and alcohol was big in the early days because the flying experience was pretty loud and frightening. Well, and people like drinking.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Mar 1, 2023

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
https://i.imgur.com/fART3Ts.mp4
you ever wanna get beefy, bitch?

zone
Dec 6, 2016

is that cheese inside that bun?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i fuckin hope so lol

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Good

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

zone posted:

is that cheese inside that bun?

It's cream gravy

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I didn’t think it could be done but they somehow made a juicy Lucy even more disgusting

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
gushy tushy

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

numberoneposter posted:

i just asked the flight attendant for the regular meal and they obliged no problem. the regular meal was like some noodle shrimp dish and it was quite good for airplane food.

Generally found airline food in South East Asia pretty good. I think mostly as it's usually going to be a noodle of rice dish with has at least some spice to it.

Big problem with Airline food I think is a problem when ever you getting with any food made for large amounts of people, it's going to usually be made bland as possible.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Now due to the extreme security fear they don't like giving out silverware or anything and just assume you're going to eat on the ground. I haven't been served a meal on a flight since 1995 I think when I flew internationally.

That might be an american thing, I still get meals on flights all the time. The food is usually pretty good too, with a snack and a tiny salad and a roll and a little dessert :3:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

git apologist posted:

this sort of poo poo sucks, find food where its actually using fresh/quality ingredients and well made, not just LETS BLOWOUT OUR DAILY CALORIE INTAKE, NO MORE, MOOREE!!!!

You misread the thread title, it's "food porn," not "wail like a bitchass other people are enjoying things I don't approve of."

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Mozi posted:

i used to believe that but now i just think it's justification for them having bad food, and people wanting to drink to numb themselves from what an unpleasant environment it is

I brought a day old burrito stuffed with 2 chile rellenos on a flight once and it tasted awesome.

I did get my backpack hand searched by security though, apparently a burrito looks like a bomb on an x-ray?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Butt bomb.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

SilvergunSuperman posted:

You misread the thread title, it's "food porn," not "wail like a bitchass other people are enjoying things I don't approve of."

Something Awful - The Internet Makes You Stupid Wail Like a Bitchass Other People Are Enjoying Things I Don't Approve Of

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I have a plastic Halloween skeleton that would fit perfectly in my carry on and if I ever win the lotto I'm taking Bonsey on a world tour through airport xray machines.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I am making the porno cheese bread, will take a pic if I think of it

E lmao I totally hosed it up, my family generously said it was amazing still, the basement is pretty high with that recipe at least

SilvergunSuperman fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Mar 4, 2023

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, the tale of the extra large pickle club sandwich

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

what a monster :allears:

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I am making the porno cheese bread, will take a pic if I think of it

E lmao I totally hosed it up, my family generously said it was amazing still, the basement is pretty high with that recipe at least

thank you for trying :)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

:newfap:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rr66ibMbZ91r0uzl6.mp4

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

choke on it

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

omg I thought this was the schad thread and got very nervous for a sec.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
someone already posted about this channel earlier in the thread but this actually looks like a practical meal to make

shame about the american cheese though, yuck. thin slice some cheddar on that sumbitch, c'mon man

https://youtu.be/IRxRwrGAvqE

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rk0nxiQuq81s1ddrj.mp4

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Man, bone marrow is so good.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

:captainpop:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

That's obscene even for food porn

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rmyb6nDOEX1s1ddrj.mp4

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Arugula and Fritos? Oddly specific culinary kink but OK :)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gabagool

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

SilvergunSuperman posted:

That's obscene even for food porn

Maybe but schmalz it's the tits.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I got banned on r/foodporn because I kept posting that I wanted to gently caress the food that website sucks rear end

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nooner posted:

I got banned on r/foodporn because I kept posting that I wanted to gently caress the food that website sucks rear end

Yet another strike against "Baddit"!

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