Who Threadglightninged 2023: The Delay of Destiny

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Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

He did. 1998, Sentinel Returns.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 00:07

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 04:55

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Jem had her chance.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 00:52

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joylessdivision posted:

Toulon was being pursued by Nazis in the original

And "Littlest Reich" might be the single worst thing I've ever seen produced by Full Moon. And that's saying something considering they produced the Puppet Master series and the Evil Bong trilogy.

Just an absolute trash fire of a movie. But god drat is the Morricone score excellent.

Good news, it wasn�t produced by Full Moon. It came from CINESTATE, Fangoria, and Zero Trans Fat Productions.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 18:28

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
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Byzantine posted:

Carnage is extremely edgy but not in a fun way, imo. Oh wow he butchered an apartment building full of families and kids while his host cried and begged the symbiote to stop, very entertaining.

The movie was better than the character deserved.

What? The host was a serial killer before merging with the symbiote.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 04:55

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joylessdivision posted:

Are you suggesting the man who managed to crank out at least two or three Puppet Master sequels out of footage from previous Puppet Master movies, made a cash in Covid horror movie out of footage from unrelated films?

Because that's the least shocking thing I've heard about Richard Band since I noticed his ripping off of the Psycho score for the Re-Animator theme.

Richard Band owns and the cinematic world is going to be a worse place when he and Corman finally kick the bucket.

You�re mixing up the Band brothers. Charles is the director/producer, Richard is the composer.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 18:46

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joylessdivision posted:

I could have sworn Charles was credited for the theme on that one. I know Richard did the sweet rear end score for "Night of the Demons"

If you�re talking about the 1988 one, that was a whole different pair of low-budget horror brothers; Kevin Tenney directed and it was scored by his brother, Dennis Michael Tenney.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 15:33

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joylessdivision posted:

I went looking for the 88 score after I posted and learned it was Tenney. I cannot for the life of me remember which 80's horror movie I was thinking of that had a Richard Band score that wasn't directed by Charles now.

The House on Sorority Row? Ghoulies? Troll? TerrorVision? From Beyond?

Honestly, I feel a little sorry for Richard Band. He has enough genuine chops that he could have been a real go-to guy for larger studios� horror scores if not for Charlie effectively locking him down to Full Moon.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 20:29

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Professor Shark posted:

I think Gylenhall is just a huge fan of his geared up body after Southpaw, which is the worst acting he�s ever done, besides select scenes from The Covenant

Big fan of City Slickers spotted.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 07:14

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"You don't understand. You're not in an octopus' garden with me. I'm in an octopus' garden... with you."

# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 21:56

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loving cackling at that nipple-eyed tattoo.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 23:53

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First scene, the forging of the ring.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 06:49

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The Seventh Seal's chess game, but it's mancala.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 18:44

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
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𝅘𝅥𝅮We gonna rock down to𝅘𝅥𝅮

𝅘𝅥𝅮Baltic Avenue𝅘𝅥𝅮

𝅘𝅥𝅮And then we'll take rent higher𝅘𝅥𝅮

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 04:18

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CelticPredator posted:

No that�s from that famous writer who is a chud Alan dean foster

What is this claim based on? Just did a quick search and couldn�t turn up any interviews or events focused on his political beliefs.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:36

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 04:55

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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

But also, Alan Dean Foster is an old white dude. Odds are he's not a progressive bastion. Who gives a poo poo?

Me, the person asking about it.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:52

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