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Is this the real 2023 thread, is this just fantasy? content: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Is Second-Lowest Rated MCU Movie on Rotten Tomatoes, right in front of Eternals kalel fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Feb 15, 2023 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Rosie was the model of robot, Jane was the name. The wife was just always just there so she didn't need a name. ok buddy you're good, we getcha. thank you, thanks, got it, thanks
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Feb 16, 2023 14:24
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Neo Rasa posted:You can't spell ignorant without IGN.
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Feb 16, 2023 21:55
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muscles like this! posted:Looking at Willis' IMDB page and while there are quite a few one offs one name that keeps coming up is Edward Drake. He directed 7 movies with Willis in the last two years. see if all those share a producer credit or an "assistant to Mr. Willis" credit as well. I think there's some guy who acted like bruce's handler or some poo poo for all of them
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Feb 17, 2023 05:56
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Tars Tarkas posted:Even after Morgoth, there is still the Mostgoth... what about moegoth 
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Mar 1, 2023 15:36
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Mar 4, 2023 13:20
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:This will never be rectified until Disney finally releases Irish Panther, the first ever white superhero movie. Shamrock (comics) - Wikipedia posted:Molly Fitzgerald was born in Dunshaughlin, Ireland, and was the daughter of a militant member of the IRA.
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Mar 7, 2023 17:10
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I desperately need Taika to stay behind the camera for a while. We’re well into Taika fatigue after Love & Thunder. yeah but that's the grift. five seconds of screentime and two words of dialogue gets him more pay than the entirety of his director's salary
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Mar 8, 2023 03:25
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Flying Zamboni posted:Panos Cosmatos' Manos try saying that three times fast
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Mar 11, 2023 02:50
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CelticPredator posted:
they look more like twix to me
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Mar 15, 2023 19:57
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CelticPredator posted:Casino Royale is the best bond movie 
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Mar 18, 2023 04:37
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quantum of solace is loving awful, what are you people smoking
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Mar 18, 2023 13:20
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FlamingLiberal posted:Look, I didn't like Spectre either but I'll rewatch it 5 times before I go back to QoS yep. spectre is bad, at times laughably so, but qos gave me a goddamned headache
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Mar 20, 2023 03:43
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Shageletic posted:He's kinda sorta responsible for the Heaven Gates mass suicide uh what
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Mar 20, 2023 20:26
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 I really despise that wave of talk show hosts in the 80s and 90s who propagated conspiracy theory crap. stuff like UFOs but also devil worship/occult, MLMs, etc. at least now it seems like it's moved to podcasts instead of nationally-syndicated television shows but man I hate dubious pseudoscience passed off as fact with complete impunity
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Mar 20, 2023 21:03
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my gf introduced me to gravity falls. that was a pretty fun way to scratch the weird sci-fi conspiracy itch
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Mar 21, 2023 06:04
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mobby_6kl posted:I learned about Big Shark by seeing the new poster elsewhere: obviously, the question is whether it will be entertaining
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Mar 24, 2023 15:42
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it's gonna be a piece of poo poo
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gamera!!! versus... *shuffles through random folders and paperwork* uhhh gently caress. idk. five kaiju 
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Mar 24, 2023 21:23
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of all the the room quotes, I have the words "well, it's official. I have breast cancer" burned into my head. the concept of announcing a horrible event with completely mundane resignation really speaks to me in tyool 2023
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Mar 25, 2023 11:15
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Phanatic posted:Marvel Phase 6 hits another snag: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa crap. don't care about Disney's bullshit but wtf majors. come on
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Mar 26, 2023 04:00
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Young Freud posted:Too bad the Ukrainian voice actor for Paddington is busy these days. oh drat
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Apr 3, 2023 16:17
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pretty sure we already got that. in anime form, no less!
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Apr 3, 2023 20:43
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I'd like to watch paddington go to Russia and teach them to recognize the common humanity we all share. all those silly imperialists need to cure them of their onerous bloodlust is for someone to instruct them in proper English manners, and who better than a bear?
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Apr 3, 2023 21:29
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Baron von Eevl posted:I liked Midsommar but "Ari Aster mimicking Charlie Kaufman" is a pitch scientifically designed to make me never see a movie. god that's spot on
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Apr 18, 2023 01:43
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:I get that there are people out there who like this stuff, I just find it hard to believe there's enough out there to sustain a billion-dollar franchise. there are millions of parents out there in need of something to shut their brats up for a while and this is the only game in town
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May 11, 2023 16:14
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mycot posted:The Mulan movie systemically removed every bit of comedy and whimsy I guess because foreign movies don't have those, but looking at the numbers, it seems to have lost a lot of money. 200 million budget and 70 million box office seems...bad. no matter how much money these live action remakes make, they're all creatively bankrupt 
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May 12, 2023 22:29
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Cacator posted:It's tonally all over the place and the third act is a wet fart. you could describe a lot of "classics" this way to be quite honest
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May 15, 2023 22:20
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baby driver is great but that ending is super 
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May 16, 2023 00:09
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it's a testament to hot fuzz's quality that people talk about Edgar wright in the same category as other distinguished directors when the rest of his ouerve is decidedly mid on average
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May 16, 2023 18:02
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the score is also surprisingly good and well-utilized
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May 17, 2023 12:38
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Snowman_McK posted:Goddamn they're trying to reboot Hellboy again. It's remarkable which IPs are never allowed to actually die. hint: it's the ones whose movies grossed more than they cost to make
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May 19, 2023 14:32
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hear me out: what if hellboy goes into the multiverse and meets the other hellboys played by the other actors. something something something profit.
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May 19, 2023 18:22
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drescher's been through some poo poo and fought for a lot of good causes, so she can have just a little covid denialism, as a treat
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May 29, 2023 13:12
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Grendels Dad posted:I'm sure part of it is also that COVID just really fucks up working in Hollywood, or even just the image of working in Hollywood. How are you supposed to give your contacts/friends a peck on the cheek with something like COVID around? The peck on the cheek is vitally important for networking and socializing and whatnot, so surely whatever keeps me from doing it can't be real. +1 human beings are very good at deluding themselves into contractions and hypocrisies when the status quo which they benefit from is threatened
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May 30, 2023 03:54
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dr_rat posted:The cat and a hat, but the thing that's in a the hat... is a cat! what about his sidekicks, what are they called
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Jun 1, 2023 19:55
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does anyone in the movie use the word "rape" to describe what the thing does to people? because I thought that use of that specific term in the short story (which the humans use and the thing then adopts) was pretty sus
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Jun 4, 2023 05:10
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Asterite34 posted:I will only accept a GI Joe/Transformers crossover film if it faithfully adapts the comics, for obvious reasons badass
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Jun 6, 2023 05:26
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Pirate Jet posted:It is a very strange movie. It was knocked about six ways from Sunday because of COVID and then actually delayed again because it was supposed to come out right as the war in Ukraine was starting up and the bad guys in it are Ukrainian, so Ritchie probably actually filmed this thing like four years ago. just release it in Russia only. then adr the rest of it so the bad guys are speaking Russian and the referred to by English speakers as Russian, and release it worldwide six months later. bing bang boom
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Jun 9, 2023 21:30
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dr_rat posted:I'm sure they make some really bad joke about it at the start and basically ignore it after that. the most tasteless unfunny thing I can think of is a joke about skin color/race where the punchline is the protagonist saying "check your privilege, jeez" so it's probably that
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Jun 13, 2023 14:54
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McSpanky posted:What, nuke it? Yep! You see, the joke of dropping a nuke on the house doesn't have anything to do with Barbie necessarily. You would expect there to be some logical connection between Oppenheimer and Barbie, but by the end you realize it's a non-sequitur. In fact, the format of the joke itself is the punchline. It's funny because it's told as if there was some relationship between nukes and dolls; realizing that there isn't, but also realizing the tweet acts as if there is, is part of the humor! Hope you enjoyed this joke explanation! Thanks for reading.
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