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Anthony Edwards joins the MI team by doing the high/low five with Ma-, Ethan.
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FlamingLiberal posted:As an autistic person I can confirm that we are the future evolution of humanity and that aliens would absolutely want to steal our spergy powers How much would a Predator have to dress like a train to get you on board their spaceship?
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Alternatively, Walton Goggins screaming, "DIE YOU SPACE human being!" while stabbing up a Predator is worth the movie.
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FlamingLiberal posted:Based on the early reviews, we may have another Morbius Last I looked, there are two Dakotas so 
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The spider is the fiercest sexual harasser in the animal kingdom.
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Alan Smithee posted:Y’all hung up on crank goddamn goons have never seen another movie I've seen Crank 2.
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High Warlord Zog posted:Fun as gently caress movie that really benefits from being made before Cage managed to pay off his castle (it's a paycheck gig but that paycheck matters!). And Eric Roberts really brings it. William Fichtner?
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well why not posted:Beatles post credits scene is Eric Clapton trying coke for the first time and glaring into a mirror with red eyes. Something about windows.
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Codependent Poster posted:The Ringo movie should be just a bunch of crazy poo poo that people would never believe, like Ringo meeting aliens or Ringo as James Bond or something. I read this as this came on.
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Also firing whatsit for neither being a bigot nor wanting to enable bigotry. Good look, that.
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Katherine Thingamy, played Queenie I think.
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Did they spend it on reanimating Oliver loving Reed?
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Cartholics, surely?
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Failed Imagineer posted:I'm still hopeful somebody will leak it. This is just such insanely bad PR, these MBA jerkoffs don't have a loving clue what they're doing "Hmmm, should I go with the dudes who unilaterally throw things in the crapper before they see the light of day or, like, absolutely anyone else?"
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joylessdivision posted:City of Angels, mostly because it's the first sequel, has a budget, and manages to totally botch the whole thing. It also has an astoundingly terribe Iggy Pop not acting in a scene at all until it comes up to his line, then he lollops forward terribly, stops, and says, "He's a crispy critter!" in a semi-strangled voice of Act Ing On Camera. So, second best, really.
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It would be fair to say I watched it once, opening night. Very much so a let down and The Crow is still the most watched-in-cinema movie for me.
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The Big Lebowski, The Matrix, Fargo, Fight Club and Freeway all happened last century. Way of the Gun is this century.
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Tars Tarkas posted:My God, Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trick Baby is last century media I have it on same.
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feedmyleg posted:The reviews I've read seem to confirm that its politics are dumb as rocks. It sounds like it's going after a "after the fighting is over and the smoke clears, does anyone even remember what we were fighting over?" So, yet another useless hand-wringing shitlib then?
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Vegetable posted:You guys are all really mad about a movie you haven’t seen I'm not mad or anything, I saw the trailer before Dunc 2 and thought it was crass and, for reasons that do not seem readily apparent, aping Zombieland.
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*coughs* Jimmy Bond from Naavaan.
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For a more accurate portrayal of the times, Laurence Fox as your Brexit Bond.
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Bullet Train.
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Shageletic posted:Haven't seen it! Is it worth watching? I really enjoyed it, David Leitch does Guy Ritchie. Great cast, rattles along, knows exactly what it is.
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Parakeet vs. Phone posted:It takes a detour to be a serious War Is Hell movie and it kills the pacing. Literally the only war is hell thing, other than Das Boot, that I felt accomplished the job.
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MacheteZombie posted:The Batman's best stuff is The Penguin. I am still baffled they got Colin Farrell when Richard Kind is right there.
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David Dastmalchian is wearing the gently caress outta that '70s look.
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Chairman Capone posted:I got an ad on YouTube notifying me that there is an upcoming Disney shareholders meeting and asking me to vote for "the Disney slate." What's your geoloc, choombata?
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:I don't know much more than what news articles have reported but the guy is named Nelson Peltz and the issue is the same as it ever was when it comes to corporations with shareholders, Disney isn't performing up to their expectations and they want more returns on their investments. The main push is coming from the hedge fund group Trian, which was co-founded by Peltz, and controls about 30 million shares of Disney. Ike Perlmutter owns about 75% of those shares. There's bad blood between Perlmutter and Bob Iger after Perlmutter was ousted from Disney last year. Is that Brooklyn Beckham's father in law? Also, on the Shang Chi thing, another reason it looks different is it mostly uses Chinese martial arts while most of Marvel would die on it's arse if you took out Tae Kwon Do and Boxing. Please knock it off with the Tae Kwon Do.
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Why the gently caress did my parents insist I try when I coulda failured my way to riches?
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Alex Garland has had enough money to ignore reality for decades and is gonna be super arsey when everyone ignores his rich white take. Blablah "I was misunderstood" blah.
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Imagine not turning his eye wart into a bolt.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Warrior nun Areola? Areola is just another word for halo.
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Drunkboxer posted:That’s simply all it is, nothing at all weird about Areola the Warrior Nun You should see her sister, Laser Nips.
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Does Aaron Sorkin explode like the bus in Speed if he doesn't whitesplain often enough?
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Bernard Hill, passed away at 79. Headbutting down the gates of heaven. 
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CelticPredator posted:They’re mad because James Gunn personally killed Zack Snyder and Henry Cavill with his bare hands Impressive when you consider Henry is generally three times the size of the people around him.
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Tars Tarkas posted:Superman should be barefoot but have disgusting toe fungus that poisons the Earth and proves Lex was right (Lex also repoisons the Earth with a fake solution AND also goes barefoot because of weird CEO stuff) Lex shoves his big toe into the mouth of a senator.
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CelticPredator posted:Honestly Snyder would make a killer musical. Even if it was a jukebox one. I’d love to see it. Now I want to see Zack Snyder's Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
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