Who Threadglightninged 2023: The Delay of Destiny

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ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Alexey Pajitnov designed tetris, wtf

# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 17:36

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:00

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Hellboy should be a show, basically just X-Files but with a big red demon with a stone hand.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 14:33

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Cryptids are cool, more Bat Boy in all media please.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 16:50

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Do we really want to risk unleashing another smash month single on our world?

# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 23:46

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Hellboy is awesome and a show that was basically the X-Files but BPRD would be amazing

# ¿ May 19, 2023 01:32

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Timby posted:

Apparently Mignola is not a fan of the GdT films.

Weird since he and GDT do the commentary for the first movie

# ¿ May 19, 2023 18:26

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Hasturtium posted:

Making a sequel to it is like making a sequel to a commercial, what would it even mean?

https://collider.com/nicole-kidman-amc-ad-sequel/

# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 23:56

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Imagine being hired to produce art that you then feed into a machine which will replace you once it has been fed enough. What a distopian world we unfortunately exist in.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 16:43

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Escape from LA is better than Escape from NY.

Yeah in opposite land!!!

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 15:27

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Netflix budgets are insane because the actors aren't idiots and know they will get no residuals/box office cut from a streaming only product so they get massive payouts to compensate for that.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 21:06

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

When the Hollywood Videos went out of business I went and bought as much of the criterion and classic movies I could grab, I have a binder with like 60 dvds in it in a box somewhere.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 23:36

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Beads?!

# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 13:40

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Promotional consideration provided by Hugo Boss

# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 23:02

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

George Lucas has never given a gently caress

# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 21:21

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no reason to watch scream vii then

# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 00:02

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Wow rich people also have to work jobs they don't like to support their children, who knew

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 01:44

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

I don't see captain america anywhere I'm so confused

# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 16:54

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Pirates 1 had a script that went through like 5 revisions with a number of different writers doing passes. Pirates 2&3 were written by the guys who did the final pass on 1, and they didn't even have finished scripts for either film when shooting started. Pretty much emblematic of the MCU issues, Disney seeing billions and rushing to production without a solid footing.

ONE YEAR LATER fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Jan 8, 2024

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 13:30

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Competition reality TV is okay because there's at least an end goal. The ones where they just follow around rich people is gross human zoo poo poo.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 21:53

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It's me. The guy who wants to see the fantastic four set in the 60s with retro future poo poo. Ben is reading a Life magazine from December 1963 so maybe?

# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 20:33

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unless they re-hire Melissa Barrera and publicly apologize to her for the lie they told when they fired her then big naw

# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 21:33

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Yeah, one wants to tax rich people, and the other wants to legislate minorities out of existence, just different ways to run a state!

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 18:39

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Vegetable posted:

It’s only being blasted on social media because the small segment of people very angry about AI are calling it out. Do a poll among the general public and there’s no way anyone sees anything out of the ordinary there.

how is your crypto wallet doing bro

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 20:25

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Chairman Capone posted:

I got an ad on YouTube notifying me that there is an upcoming Disney shareholders meeting and asking me to vote for "the Disney slate."

This seems absolutely insane to me, to the point I wondered if this was some kind of scam to get me to click on a link and send someone my SSN or something. Besides the point I am not a Disney shareholder, the fact that corporations are now advertising their shareholder meetings like politicians running for office seems like a big step towards cyberpunk dystopia accelerationism.

There's an attempt going on right now to takeover the board by a guy who is friends with Ike Perlmutter so full rp mode has been activated

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 16:42

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MechanicalTomPetty posted:

Do you have any more details on this, because that sounds loving nuts.

I don't know much more than what news articles have reported but the guy is named Nelson Peltz and the issue is the same as it ever was when it comes to corporations with shareholders, Disney isn't performing up to their expectations and they want more returns on their investments. The main push is coming from the hedge fund group Trian, which was co-founded by Peltz, and controls about 30 million shares of Disney. Ike Perlmutter owns about 75% of those shares. There's bad blood between Perlmutter and Bob Iger after Perlmutter was ousted from Disney last year.

So rich people doing what they do best, being rich assholes to each other while playing around with billions of dollars.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 09:54

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Monica Bellucci posted:

Is that Brooklyn Beckham's father in law?

Of course it is!

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 15:14

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

blame the billionaires for all of societies issues because they are the cause but maybe also hold the guy who poo poo in the capital rotunda responsible for his own actions too

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:21

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

I remember watching the postman on HBO with my parents when i was like 14 and it was ultra awkward when the fairly graphic sex scene happens.

# ¿ May 2, 2024 20:35

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:00

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Ccs posted:

IS Jerry Seinfeld a funny guy?

# ¿ May 3, 2024 18:11

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