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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Driftingmouse:


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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1625613645810900995?s=20&t=Kkdxzh0q6YERANZnfDG4Tw

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1625588263217147904?s=20&t=Kkdxzh0q6YERANZnfDG4Tw

I don't wanna say nepo baby but....

nepo baby

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I AM GRANDO posted:

The three strangers are Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix, and cgi reconstructed William Hurt, and this time the monsters are real!

twist: William Hurt was the real monster

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

davidspackage posted:

Driftingmouse: eh- a new Who Greenlighted This thread? On this dead, gay forum, in February, by Tars Tarkas, localized entirely in Cinema Discusso?

Tars: yes.

Driftingmouse: ...can I see it?

Tars: no.

Thanks for making the new OP. God, the Morbius thing was funny. I'm reminded I still haven't checked out RRR.

Even though I should, I can't believe the ghoulish greed behind not giving up on Rust. You know someone behind those scenes went "we can make this work"

What’s wild is even the Midnight Rider people didn’t even try to release it

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Not to mention posting it on Valentine’s Day when they are too busy dining out with their supermodel polycule to read it

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Tars make a new OP for every page snipe

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Ugh they’re bringing back Tim Allen for Toy Story whatever we’re on

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

FlamingLiberal posted:

Tim Allen was in a new Santa Clause thing on Disney+ over the holidays

He’s definitely not canceled by Disney or whatever

wonder if that will change since Pam Anderson said he flashed her but they signed the papers already I guess

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
We regret to inform you Cocaine Shark is in development

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
there was an episode where a woman is distracted by makeup or something and he literally goes "WOMEN DRIVERS"

those shows were real products of their times

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/mariashriver/status/1626314569554731009?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Reviews for blood and honey look like dogshit but I could have told you that. Probably gonna make it’s money back tenfold since horror fans will watch anyThing

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Someone please explain why I’m not making a low effort Screamboat Willy for nice-house-in-lovely-area money

Name post combo

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The MSJ posted:

The director plays D&D but more importantly he did Game Night which I heard was good.

Game Night was good so here’s hoping it’s also surprisingly violent

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
the party fights a gang of murder hobos who look like bizarro versions of themselves

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Marlon Wayans shows up to pass the baton

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Vandar posted:

D&D movie looks fun. Don't really see where the complaints about it are coming from, if it took itself any more seriously than it is then it wouldn't be a D&D movie anymore.

not in this thread that's for sure

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
bards are such teases

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Grendels Dad posted:

Zack Snyder's Darths & Droids

bowl of white cheddar cheese puffs goes flying slow motionishly

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

Featuring Kevin Hart as Morte

:frogout:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/ponysmasher/status/1627881912458182656

did they film this in technicolor

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Thwomp posted:

It’s….fine. It has problems, it has some great stuff. A real mixed bag.

Edit: which is damning with faint praise I suppose. It had potential and squandered it with a few very odd choices.

yeah, I don't even necessarily think "slow" is the worst complaint you can lodge in a world where you make plans to hang out with someone and they flake on you 4 years later but you're still cool

I'd say it's inconsistent in quality though

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

GrandpaPants posted:

What if, when Frodo first puts on the ring, he quips, "So that just happened!"

David Zaslav: "in order to relate to today's teens we will be making this an Isekai where an earth influencer is transported to middle earth where they must influence events to change the course of history"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
David Zaslav has seen the rough cut and decided to delete it forever since it's not good, despite having spent hundreds of millions already

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
pretty sure Ohio is the Shire

or Mordor idk

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Midjourney: "What if the New Shadow were directed by David Lynch?"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
make it all hosed up looking like bakshi

Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Feb 25, 2023

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1629307107018145795?s=20

drat must have been bad if it got to this point

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
regret to inform
https://twitter.com/THR/status/931664732792135680?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
the part where pacino shoots him with the FNC was improvised and they just decided to use the footage

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
yeah I think Adam was an open douchebag so nobody expected much else, but being the 90s it was seen as the closest thing to sex positivity

Dr. Drew being a "real" doctor probably made him look better in comparison to the murder psychics on Montel, Maurey, Ricky Lake etc

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
neil breen is the type of guy who would put in a "insert vfx shot here" on accident so that makes him better than velocipastor (a forgettable tryhard movie)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
probably the weird stuff where the stepdaughter is super into him

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/Collider/status/1630307595901894656?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
welp sizemore is dead

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i didn't even realize operation fortune was guy ritchie. thought it was some straight to video bargain binner that got rescued and bumped to theater

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
got em

I will say Bullet Train to me was a tryhard attempt at a Guy Ritchie movie

which is to say Guy Ritchie making a movie now

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
if you want something that ignored what made guy ritchie fun you might as well watch live action Aladdin

i'm honestly confused why Disney didn't give that to someone who needed notches

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
is this how they explain why he's the most famous bouncer in the world

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
and here I thought the irish didn't care what fraction of blood americans had

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