i must compose posted:

FADE IN:

INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer are sitting at their usual table, sipping coffee and chatting.

ELAINE:
Have you guys seen that post on Something Awful by this guy incelshock na?

JERRY:
No, what did he say?

ELAINE:
Well, he's been going off about how Trump is the greatest president of all time, and how anyone who disagrees with him is a snowflake.

GEORGE:
(laughing)
That's ridiculous. The guy's a nutjob.

KRAMER:
Hey, maybe he's got a point. Trump did a lot of good things for the country.

JERRY:
(calling Kramer out)
Kramer, I didn't know you were a Trump supporter.

KRAMER:
I'm not a supporter, I'm just saying that he did some good things.

ELAINE:
(disgusted)
Like what? Separating families at the border?

KRAMER:
No, no, no. I'm talking about the economy, the job market. He did a lot of good things.

JERRY:
(challenging)
Do you have any evidence to back up that claim?

KRAMER:
(caught off-guard)
Uh, well, I mean... I don't have it on me right now.

ELAINE:
(smiling)
That's what I thought.

Suddenly, the door of the cafe bursts open and in walks a disheveled-looking man, INCELSHOCK NA.

INCELSHOCK NA:
(shouting)
I've been mod challenged on Something Awful! They want me to provide links to support my argument that Russia is sending its citizens to Armenia!

The gang looks at each other, confused.

JERRY:
(skeptical)
Russia is sending its citizens to Armenia? I've never heard that before.

INCELSHOCK NA:
(angrily)
You don't know anything! The mainstream media is lying to you! Trump is the only one who can save this country!

ELAINE:
(disgusted)
Oh, give me a break.

GEORGE:
(calmly)
Listen, buddy, if you're going to make a claim like that, you need to provide evidence to back it up.

INCELSHOCK NA:
(defeated)
I don't have any evidence. I just know it's true.

KRAMER:
(rolling his eyes)
Typical.

JERRY:
(shaking his head)
You know, sometimes I think the internet was a mistake.

FADE OUT.

KitConstantine posted:

God dammit I wanted to use Google translate on some weird web 1.0 page in Turkish or some poo poo to figure out exactly how big a weirdo you are how dare you ruin my fun like this

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

you love to see a thread like this produce instant comedy and come to a close very quickly like tihs. and now we can all move along with our lives, having been thoroughly enriched

Incelshok Na posted:

I mean

I'm here to entertain and create entertainment. The chatgpt is a nice touch. Delve too deep and it is just explaining the joke, of course you are going to be unsatisfied if you keep yelling "Explain the joke!"

Incelshok Na posted:

I mean

I'm here to entertain and create entertainment. The chatgpt is a nice touch. Delve too deep and it is just explaining the joke, of course you are going to be unsatisfied if you keep yelling "Explain the joke!"

KitConstantine posted:

You're posting on borrowed time op. Enjoy this moment for your failure has condemned you*


*whenever admins get around to running the queue

Incelshok Na posted:

Dear Hot Cocoa on the Couch,

I will try not to, I am sorry if my quoting you caused you distress. I often don't remember various goons and I usually read on my phone where I can't see who is posting so I'm just being bombarded by a goon hive mind.

I will not quote you again in this thread and I will try to remember to not quote you ever again.

c062785 posted:

William,

Ok, I read the rules and again, I'm trying to abide by them.

I created this thread so I wasn't some 'shill'.. I'm unsure to the context of this word yet. Or door salesman spewing this all over the forums. I made one thread about our platform to discuss it, in order to not violate any other areas of interest outside of this directly.

I talked about this briefly in one thread that allowed sharing creative ventures, that's it. And realized, hey, to make it simple, I'll create this thread, then I won't be alienating anyone else's space.

I respect your opinon but if you're just going to dig into me because I'm trying to create something I care about and advocate what I believe in. Then fine, I didn't spend three years to get to this step to be stopped by a comment on a forum on the internet.

You can conduct yourself however you like, but I'm not digging into anyone or anything and I'm doing as much as I can, here, on this forum, to make sure any talk about this platform will be here. Which to me is the best way to not interfere or disrupt any other portals of discussion.

Incelshok Na posted:

But why?

EorayMel posted:

EorayMel posted:

KitConstantine posted:

Your sources were trash and did not support your argument op

I exercised my petty powers and thus you are consigned to the 10 dollar bin

EorayMel posted:

I hate the op. I am going to murder the op. I am going to pepper OP's flabby goon lardass with so many bullets OP's corpse will look like a charlie brown Halloween ghost

Incelshok Na posted:

Would you like me to further explain the sources to you?

Incelshok Na posted:

Would you like me to further explain the sources to you?

Incelshok Na posted:

Would you like me to further explain the sources to you?

Google Jeb Bush posted:

I've never quite understood the expected outcome here

Call Your Grandma posted:

make him eat a hat imo

KitConstantine posted:

Please do!!

It probably won't save this account but I wanna see where this goes

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Op is gonna be like the admiral in this scene who disappears as he's typing up his epic explanation


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gh7AcuxfxI

Incelshok Na posted:

Apply source 3 to paragraph 1 in Source 1 with information from source 2. Use source 3 to insert sources from source 2 into source 1 as necessary.

Incelshok Na posted:

Apply source 3 to paragraph 1 in Source 1 with information from source 2. Use source 3 to insert sources from source 2 into source 1 as necessary.

GundamHealer posted:

https://youtu.be/ILIhh32URRM

Pathetic

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Op is gonna be like the admiral in this scene who disappears as he's typing up his epic explanation


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gh7AcuxfxI

Incelshok Na posted:

One thing that I miss in the current iteration of Warhammer is that unlike society at large, it is a lot less gay. The old custodes really made the whole "the Emperor absolutely had sex with the Primarchs" subtext pretty close to text. Every time a ship crashed into another ship, it was clearly anal sex. There was fisting with powerfists. Really great stuff. Space Marines went from being the sacred band of thebes to asexual wimps that are afraid of women.

The old answer to, "Why no women Space Marines?" was "They were prepubescent and pumped full of crazy hormones. They may have started out as a woman but by the time they are a space marine they are all man."

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel posted:

Also op what is your source on this

Incelshok Na posted:

Ian Watson's "Space Marine"

EorayMel posted: