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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
loving incredible idea. it's like the old midcard thread that i loved but more inherently entertaining.

e: really refraining from posting until everyone has had a chance to enjoy this but a 0-3 guy fighting a guy with 200 fights is just so, so loving good.

Marching Powder fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Feb 16, 2023

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Can I please just mention the worst sumo practitioner ever?

Hattorizakura Futoshi (later Shōnanzakura Sōta) competed for 6 years and retired in 2021 with a record of 3 wins and 238 losses. I don't even know how to talk about him. Just look at this poo poo.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1204819788817739777

That was in the very lowest division of sumo and if you've done any contact sports in your life you'd have a good shot of promotion to the next division. He shattered records for most consecutive losses which sure is something. I cannot explain why he did this for six years.

Japan's most lamentable dust man.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Brut posted:

Nah there's a specific rule where if your opponent has you completely lifted in the air it doesn't matter if he steps out first in the process of carrying you outside the ring.

literally did not know this. thanks.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

LobsterMobster posted:

Another day, another literal dollar earned.

lol.

good poo poo.

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