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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Found a Guy - Lamentable Dustmen of MMA
 
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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Marching Powder posted:

Can I please just mention the worst sumo practitioner ever?

Hattorizakura Futoshi (later Shōnanzakura Sōta) competed for 6 years and retired in 2021 with a record of 3 wins and 238 losses. I don't even know how to talk about him. Just look at this poo poo.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1204819788817739777

That was in the very lowest division of sumo and if you've done any contact sports in your life you'd have a good shot of promotion to the next division. He shattered records for most consecutive losses which sure is something. I cannot explain why he did this for six years.

Japan's most lamentable dust man.

Hattorizakura retired finally? Oh no. Poor Hattorizakura. I relate to him. The guy who just never got any better no matter how much time he put in.
Also: Who the hell is Travis Fulton and would talking to him give me Spinner Dunn from Death to Smoochy vibes.

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

 That's even worse than I thought.

Stupid thought that I just had: Phil Brooks runs the dustman gauntlet.

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