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Hey can you give Bruce Willis some loperamide he just had diarrhea everywhere
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BALLS DILDO posted:shut the gently caress up
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Smugworth posted:Fifth Element A great movie but if you want to see him act, Death Becomes Her is a loving masterpiece. He is not the stoic hero with the one-liner badassery. Dude looks ready to cry half the time, he's totally pushed around, but he owns the movie.
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Cowslips Warren posted:A great movie but if you want to see him act, Death Becomes Her is a loving masterpiece. He is not the stoic hero with the one-liner badassery. Dude looks ready to cry half the time, he's totally pushed around, but he owns the movie. The movie stars Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn and Isabella Rossellini, I forgot he was even in the movie.
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 05:31 |
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Bruce Willis takes a swing at somebody and the doctor doubles his dose of seroquel. Bruce Willis then starts falling every day, but he’s not as aggressive anymore
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 05:36 |
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Archer666 posted:Not even Bruce Willis knows lmao though.
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 05:37 |
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Wizard Master posted:https://variety.com/2023/film/news/bruce-willis-dementia-aphasia-retire-1235525599/ i like Die Hard a whole bunch
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 05:38 |
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Bruce Willis believes that everybody is stealing from him and begins hiding his possessions in odd places. When he can’t find something because he doesn’t remember hiding it, he gets angry that it was stolen from him
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 05:53 |
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Three Olives posted:The movie stars Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn and Isabella Rossellini, I forgot he was even in the movie. [edit] more vodka Wendigee fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Feb 17, 2023 |
# ? Feb 17, 2023 05:57 |
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Bruce Willis gets pretty worked up sometimes, but he loves flashlights. Just give him a flashlight and he’ll be happy as can be, it’ll keep him busy for hours. I usually take it away if he starts shining it in his eyes, but I’ll give him some cocoa instead so he doesn’t get mad
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 05:59 |
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they should do what they did with regan and have him eat jellybeans so it looks like hes talking while someone else says his lines
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:02 |
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If Bruce Willis doesn’t want to take his pills, try giving them to him in some pudding
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:03 |
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There’s a porno u can watch where Bruce oils up his bald head and inserts it
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:04 |
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Some classical churches play it in reverse to depict the birth of Christ the baby
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:07 |
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He's still got a movie coming out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUn5bHyIqPo And he's still a better actor than Ryan Reynolds lol Hell always be one of the all timers, for Die Hard and Fifth Element. Brain diseases suck but I hope with all his cashing in the past few years he can be comfortable and make his family comfortable. What a legend
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:08 |
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RIP Bruce, you were in some good movies, made a lot of money, hosed models and movie stars, and bagged on Kevin Smith. Truly a life well lived. My dad had dementia his last few years, sucks.
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:10 |
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You should make sure that Bruce Willis gets a prn before you try to get him in the shower. I’ll normally tell him he has to go out and film a movie so he has to be clean first, but sometimes it’s best to just take him into the shower and start undressing him without telling him what’s going on
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:11 |
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gently caress the haters. Die Hard 3 owns. Too bad they didn't use the alternative ending.Archer666 posted:Not even Bruce Willis knows lol
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:17 |
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Don’t let Bruce Willis watch any of his old movies, he gets very confused. One time he saw die hard playing on the tv and started thinking everybody was terrorists who were trying to kill him. Eventually we had to call 911 so they could take him to the hospital to be doped up
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:31 |
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My doctor told me I might want to stop taking Rabeprazole because it might be linked with dementia. I’ve been taking it everyday for the past 20 years. He suggested I try tums or gaviscon. I didn’t know tums cured dementia
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:34 |
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Bruce Willis kept yelling about the nakatomi plaza
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:35 |
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when is he running for president
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:44 |
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I'm going to open a restaurant called Nakatomi Pizza, but we'll only sell Detroit and St. Louis style pizza. None of this okonomiyaki. Ad campaign taglines: "Welcome to the pizza party, pal!" "Yippie-kay-yay, meat lover!" "I hate anchovies."
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:53 |
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What's his forum name HAR HAR HAR im gonna be a gibbis superstar after that joke
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:53 |
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HAmbONE posted:My doctor told me I might want to stop taking Rabeprazole because it might be linked with dementia. I’ve been taking it everyday for the past 20 years. He suggested I try tums or gaviscon. gaviscon makes sense at least, because gaviscon and its gone
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 06:55 |
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Death Becomes Him
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 07:22 |
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I watched a few of the most recent cash grabs where he's got an earpiece in. They're definitely bad movies, but he was still with it enough to hit his marks and say his lines -sometimes it seemed like he was having some fun with it. Probably took all of a day to shoot. I'm nowhere near close enough to the situation to know for sure, but him doing those lovely movies might have been decent mental exercise even if he and everyone else knew those faculties were on their way out. That's certainly what I hope for him. Apocalypse for the PS1 was rad as gently caress.
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 07:24 |
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WHAT??
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 07:25 |
MrQwerty posted:W I Z A R D M A S T E R wait is this one of those magic squares
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 07:26 |
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git apologist posted:when is he running for president it would be cool if he ended up like Reagan where he thought all the movies he was in were actually real
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 08:03 |
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My favorite Bruce Willis was the time he was in Friends (:
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 08:25 |
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i am sad for bruce willis. that is a terrible thing to have happen to you. †
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 08:45 |
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he’s still in his prime
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 08:52 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:Bruce Willis takes a swing at somebody and the doctor doubles his dose of seroquel. Bruce Willis then starts falling every day, but he’s not as aggressive anymore lol seroquel, they gave that to my dad for a bit when he really started going downhill, absolute zombie horror show drug
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 08:58 |
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Finally a Hollywood movie star that's just like me
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 09:07 |
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That's too bad I love Bruce Will Smith
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 09:25 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:Bruce Willis gets pretty worked up sometimes, but he loves flashlights. Just give him a flashlight and he’ll be happy as can be, it’ll keep him busy for hours. I usually take it away if he starts shining it in his eyes, but I’ll give him some cocoa instead so he doesn’t get mad Remember to take Bruce Willis to the nice hats store. If it is raining and you can't get there, be sure to bring Bruce Willis a selection of nice hats every now and then. He likes hats with brims, like derbys and bowlers. Please bring Bruce Willis some nice hats.
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 09:46 |
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Wendigee posted:gently caress off wizard master it is a classic, for sure.
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 10:15 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Juice Trillis Bruised willies.
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 10:28 |
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Didn't he have dementia as a guest star on Mad About You? Bruce is cool as hell. I love Die Hard 3.
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