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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Hey can you give Bruce Willis some loperamide he just had diarrhea everywhere

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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

BALLS DILDO posted:

shut the gently caress up

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

Fifth Element

A great movie but if you want to see him act, Death Becomes Her is a loving masterpiece. He is not the stoic hero with the one-liner badassery. Dude looks ready to cry half the time, he's totally pushed around, but he owns the movie.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Cowslips Warren posted:

A great movie but if you want to see him act, Death Becomes Her is a loving masterpiece. He is not the stoic hero with the one-liner badassery. Dude looks ready to cry half the time, he's totally pushed around, but he owns the movie.

The movie stars Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn and Isabella Rossellini, I forgot he was even in the movie.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Bruce Willis takes a swing at somebody and the doctor doubles his dose of seroquel. Bruce Willis then starts falling every day, but he’s not as aggressive anymore

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Archer666 posted:

Not even Bruce Willis knows

lmao

:smith: though.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Wizard Master posted:

https://variety.com/2023/film/news/bruce-willis-dementia-aphasia-retire-1235525599/

After Bruce Willis’ family announced in March 2022 that the 67-year old actor had been diagnosed with aphasia and would retire from acting, his condition has now progressed into frontotemporal dementia.

His family posted a statement on Thursday about Willis’ latest diagnosis.

“Since we announced Bruce’s diagnosis of aphasia in spring 2022, Bruce’s condition has progressed and we now have a more specific diagnosis: frontotemporal dementia (known as FTD). Unfortunately, challenges with communication are just one symptom of the disease Bruce faces. While this is painful, it is a relief to finally have a clear diagnosis,” his family wrote in a statement on the Association for Frontotemporal Degeneration’s website.

Anyone who has dealt with dementia knows what a horrible and debilitating disease it is. I’m glad the world got to enjoy some of his iconic performances in his prime.

What is your favourite Bruce Willis movie?

i like Die Hard a whole bunch

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Bruce Willis believes that everybody is stealing from him and begins hiding his possessions in odd places. When he can’t find something because he doesn’t remember hiding it, he gets angry that it was stolen from him

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Three Olives posted:

The movie stars Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn and Isabella Rossellini, I forgot he was even in the movie.



[edit] more vodka

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Feb 17, 2023

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Bruce Willis gets pretty worked up sometimes, but he loves flashlights. Just give him a flashlight and he’ll be happy as can be, it’ll keep him busy for hours. I usually take it away if he starts shining it in his eyes, but I’ll give him some cocoa instead so he doesn’t get mad

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
they should do what they did with regan and have him eat jellybeans so it looks like hes talking while someone else says his lines

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


If Bruce Willis doesn’t want to take his pills, try giving them to him in some pudding

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

There’s a porno u can watch where Bruce oils up his bald head and inserts it

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Some classical churches play it in reverse to depict the birth of Christ the baby

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





He's still got a movie coming out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUn5bHyIqPo
And he's still a better actor than Ryan Reynolds lol

Hell always be one of the all timers, for Die Hard and Fifth Element. Brain diseases suck but I hope with all his cashing in the past few years he can be comfortable and make his family comfortable. What a legend

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
RIP Bruce, you were in some good movies, made a lot of money, hosed models and movie stars, and bagged on Kevin Smith. Truly a life well lived.

My dad had dementia his last few years, sucks.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


You should make sure that Bruce Willis gets a prn before you try to get him in the shower. I’ll normally tell him he has to go out and film a movie so he has to be clean first, but sometimes it’s best to just take him into the shower and start undressing him without telling him what’s going on

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

gently caress the haters. Die Hard 3 owns. Too bad they didn't use the alternative ending.

Archer666 posted:

Not even Bruce Willis knows

lol

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Don’t let Bruce Willis watch any of his old movies, he gets very confused. One time he saw die hard playing on the tv and started thinking everybody was terrorists who were trying to kill him. Eventually we had to call 911 so they could take him to the hospital to be doped up

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
My doctor told me I might want to stop taking Rabeprazole because it might be linked with dementia. I’ve been taking it everyday for the past 20 years. He suggested I try tums or gaviscon.

I didn’t know tums cured dementia

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Bruce Willis kept yelling about the nakatomi plaza

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

when is he running for president

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I'm going to open a restaurant called Nakatomi Pizza, but we'll only sell Detroit and St. Louis style pizza.

None of this okonomiyaki.

Ad campaign taglines:

"Welcome to the pizza party, pal!"
"Yippie-kay-yay, meat lover!"
"I hate anchovies."

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

:goonsay: What's his forum name


HAR HAR HAR im gonna be a gibbis superstar after that joke

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

HAmbONE posted:

My doctor told me I might want to stop taking Rabeprazole because it might be linked with dementia. I’ve been taking it everyday for the past 20 years. He suggested I try tums or gaviscon.

I didn’t know tums cured dementia

gaviscon makes sense at least, because gaviscon and its gone

DBlanK
Feb 7, 2004

Living In The Real World
Death Becomes Him

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

I watched a few of the most recent cash grabs where he's got an earpiece in. They're definitely bad movies, but he was still with it enough to hit his marks and say his lines -sometimes it seemed like he was having some fun with it. Probably took all of a day to shoot. I'm nowhere near close enough to the situation to know for sure, but him doing those lovely movies might have been decent mental exercise even if he and everyone else knew those faculties were on their way out. That's certainly what I hope for him.

Apocalypse for the PS1 was rad as gently caress.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
WHAT??

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

MrQwerty posted:

W I Z A R D M A S T E R
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wait is this one of those magic squares

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

git apologist posted:

when is he running for president

it would be cool if he ended up like Reagan where he thought all the movies he was in were actually real

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
My favorite Bruce Willis was the time he was in Friends (:

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i am sad for bruce willis. that is a terrible thing to have happen to you. †

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




he’s still in his prime

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Ziv Zulander posted:

Bruce Willis takes a swing at somebody and the doctor doubles his dose of seroquel. Bruce Willis then starts falling every day, but he’s not as aggressive anymore

lol seroquel, they gave that to my dad for a bit when he really started going downhill, absolute zombie horror show drug

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Finally a Hollywood movie star that's just like me

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
That's too bad I love Bruce Will Smith

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Ziv Zulander posted:

Bruce Willis gets pretty worked up sometimes, but he loves flashlights. Just give him a flashlight and he’ll be happy as can be, it’ll keep him busy for hours. I usually take it away if he starts shining it in his eyes, but I’ll give him some cocoa instead so he doesn’t get mad

Remember to take Bruce Willis to the nice hats store. If it is raining and you can't get there, be sure to bring Bruce Willis a selection of nice hats every now and then. He likes hats with brims, like derbys and bowlers. Please bring Bruce Willis some nice hats.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Wendigee posted:

gently caress off wizard master

it is a classic, for sure.

Mr. Bung
Mar 24, 2005

Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.

Bruised willies.

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ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Didn't he have dementia as a guest star on Mad About You?

Bruce is cool as hell. I love Die Hard 3.

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