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Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

My husband informed me that when a dude say balls, they are sometimes referring to the entire package. Dick and balls and whatever else is down there. I was under the assumption that you could only be talking about balls if that’s all that’s mentioned. If everything needed to be included, you’d say junk or something else. Help me goons. Do balls mean more than balls?

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i call em my wrinkleberries

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
noope

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Your dude is wrong.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Words of da eunuch

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
wrong. 'balls' include the rear end as well.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

:sever:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Yea, "balls deep" means hes just kinda stuffing the whole thing in there all at once. Kinda hurts tbh

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Dazerbeams posted:

My husband informed me that when a dude say balls, they are sometimes referring to the entire package. Dick and balls and whatever else is down there. I was under the assumption that you could only be talking about balls if that’s all that’s mentioned. If everything needed to be included, you’d say junk or something else. Help me goons. Do balls mean more than balls?

Your husband is wrong. What a dick. Though admittedly, he has the balls to bullshit.

And you'd better make sure he cleans his dick and his balls (also rear end) daily, as this could be some kind of trick.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
I guess when someone talks about getting hit in the balls technically they're probably including the dick in the line of fire? But other than that I don't know of many contexts where a guy would refer to his whole junk as balls.

yeah girl got 8 inches of rock hard balls waiting for you. you're gonna feel so good with my balls inside you

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
he's trying to gaslight you, run away

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
how quickly the balldo has been cast aside smdh

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

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Your husband is a crazy person. Utterly deranged

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I have consulted the Counsel of Dudes and they agreed unanimously that your dude is "trippin"

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



OP your husband is obliquely asking you to try out the balldo

quote:

Introducing the balldo™. The world's first sex toy that lets you to penetrate your partner with your balls.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Nope

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

U full of it OP

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

the holy poopacy posted:

I guess when someone talks about getting hit in the balls technically they're probably including the dick in the line of fire? But other than that I don't know of many contexts where a guy would refer to his whole junk as balls.

yeah girl got 8 inches of rock hard balls waiting for you. you're gonna feel so good with my balls inside you

He clarified that this is what he was talking about.

As for the balldo...valentine's day came and went.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Dazerbeams posted:

My husband informed me that when a dude say balls, they are sometimes referring to the entire package.

i am a dude and have never heard or said it this way

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





:wrong:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Dick = Balls

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




absolutely not op, absolutely not

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Tell your husband from me that he is wrong

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Without balls, the dick useless.

Without dick, the balls are useless

Together they come.

But separate they are.

Your husband is wrong.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
punched in the dick or punched in the balls?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


imagine we had one big ball in the middle and two lil willies dangling at each side

that would be weird

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
It's possible your husband had an accident like a pair of briefs that caught on fire and fused the fabric with his dick and balls, effectively turning the whole package into one big mess down there.

Best of luck to you, him and his weird dick and balls.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Pee is stored in the balls. :haibrower:

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

as the old saying goes 2 balls don't make a dick

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
are you sure this is really a dude and not three dogs in a trenchcoat? sounds like some poo poo 3 dogs in a trenchcoat would say

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The road to dick is covered with balls :hai:

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Cabbages and Kings posted:

are you sure this is really a dude and not a dog in a bathtub?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

They're totally differently shaped, one is shaped like balls, the other like a dick.

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
on the one hand, absolutely not

on the other, vagina is used to mean the whole kit and kaboodle down there even though its a bunch of different parts

so who's to say?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Sorry about your husbands tiny pp, op

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Balls do not mean more than balls. Balls are specifically the testicles only.

Hope that helps you, OP :)

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

imagine we had one big ball in the middle and two lil willies dangling at each side

that would be weird

What if da balls was on top of da dick

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Chief McHeath posted:

What if da balls was on top of da dick

Balls... on TOP, you say?

:thunk:

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You Are A Elf posted:

Balls do not mean more than balls. Balls are specifically the testicles only.

Hope that helps you, OP :)

Well that's.... Balls

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