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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
eh it don't mean dick

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I call mine Barbara and The Girls

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Bawls of steel

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Attn OP: Getting kicked in the dick actually doesnt hurt, but getting kicked in the balls can hurt a lot
your "MAN" sounds like he might be pretending to know about dicks and balls...

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You can break a dick but you can't breaka balls. Makes you think!!

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
your husband must have some weird balls OP hope u married him for his rear end

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Well that's.... Balls

Scientifically speaking, the scrote is also included when mentioning balls. No one has their gonads swingin’ wildly by the vas deferens, I hope :ohdear:

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
B=D
B==D
B===D
B===D ~~~
B=D

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You Are A Elf posted:

Scientifically speaking, the scrote is also included when mentioning balls. No one has their gonads swingin’ wildly by the vas deferens, I hope :ohdear:

This rube got no ioun balls!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

thin blue whine posted:

your husband must have some weird balls OP hope u married him for his rear end

Post the weird balls op

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

STABASS posted:

B=D
B==D
B===D
B===D ~~~
B=D

B
BD
BD ~~~
B

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

Pontificating rear end posted:

Attn OP: Getting kicked in the dick actually doesnt hurt, but getting kicked in the balls can hurt a lot
your "MAN" sounds like he might be pretending to know about dicks and balls...

getting kicked in the dick absolutely hurts wehat the gently caress is this bullshit

i mean granted getting kicked in the balls is more of a whole body experience but still

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

a gay lion named Tangiers posted:

getting kicked in the dick absolutely hurts wehat the gently caress is this bullshit

i mean granted getting kicked in the balls is more of a whole body experience but still

hmm strange it just makes me extremely turned on

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

STABASS posted:

B=D
B==D
B===D
B===D ~~~
B=D

Cool rocket ships.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

tits = buttcheeks?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

neato burrito posted:

tits = buttcheeks?

rear end cleavage

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I sure hope I don't get dicked in the balls

I said I hope I don't get dicked in the balls!!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Lmao

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
well mr johnson the lab results are back and i'm afraid your dick... that is, your balls... well, they're... the same thing. i'm sorry.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Not everyone keeps their balls (dick) in the same place, captain.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Balls but a li’l dick comes out like a xenomorph

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Well if it isn't Mr McClick with a dick for his balls and a ball for his dick

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021

Chief McHeath posted:

What if da balls was on top of da dick

Imagine two balls on top of da dick...

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
When I say my balls I mean my boobs.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I fantasise about snooker referees. They know the rules about balls and hold dominion over all balls with haughty precision

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


BB
BBBB
BBBBBB
BBBBBB
BBBB====================DD
BB======================DDD
BB======================DDD
BBBB====================DD
BBBBBB
BBBBBB
BBBB
BB

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Generally speaking materials get firmer as they're compressed into smaller volumes so stop with this pictorial disinformation!

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Ejaculation but the balls inflate like water balloons until they pop. The refractory period is two months.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Balls but a li’l dick comes out like a xenomorph

Wait wouldn’t that just be a smaller, tighter set of little tiny little shiny balls then? Like they don’t have a big nose coming out of the xenos mouth in the movie so.. :thunk:

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dazerbeams posted:

My husband informed me that when a dude say balls, they are sometimes referring to the entire package. Dick and balls and whatever else is down there. I was under the assumption that you could only be talking about balls if that’s all that’s mentioned. If everything needed to be included, you’d say junk or something else. Help me goons. Do balls mean more than balls?

no, that's stupid. you married a stupid person

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