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Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit
Lol the press conference is on not because I wanted to watch it but because it came on while I continued to shitpost. I've never seen one of these are they normally this cringey? Lol

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Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Charity Porno posted:

Lol the press conference is on not because I wanted to watch it but because it came on while I continued to shitpost. I've never seen one of these are they normally this cringey? Lol

are the press conferences in kayfabe or not? i've never watched em

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Cartridgeblowers posted:

They've done it before.

One of the best wm main events ever was a triple threat match!

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit

Kvlt! posted:

are the press conferences in kayfabe or not? i've never watched em

I mean apparently? Austin Theory is being insufferable and the questions they are asking are clearly scripted

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Kvlt! posted:

are the press conferences in kayfabe or not? i've never watched em

This one is definitely kayfabe

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i mean sami came out wearing a Habs logo if you're gonna embody them you gotta go all the way

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Kvlt! posted:

LMAO if you thought Sami was gonna actually win

Didn’t think Sami was going to win but they didn’t have to make a complete chump out of him in the process

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

post hole digger posted:

One of the best wm main events ever was a triple threat match!

and in WWE lore the Bryan/Batista/Orton match was one of the best ever

(it wasn't even Bryan's best match on that show)

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

roman should have lost via count out by walking away.

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit
They played his theme music when he came to the table which is so stupid lol

Oh and they played it when he left too this is loving embarrassing. Is this how aew does them

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I think Kevin Owens coming out AFTER the match to make the save is what made that so dumb.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Doing the theme music in these thing is so awkward

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Charity Porno posted:

They played his theme music when he came to the table which is so stupid lol

Oh and they played it when he left too this is loving embarrassing. Is this how aew does them

it's how NJPW does them at least the entrance music thing

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Charity Porno posted:

They played his theme music when he came to the table which is so stupid lol

Oh and they played it when he left too this is loving embarrassing. Is this how aew does them

i dont think aew does music but i only ever watched one of them

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit
This is so weird now Beth and Edge are there answering questions earnestly out of character it's totally all over the place

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
I mean, to me, this is the equivalent of the Seahawks throwing the ball at the one. It was the wrong move. Everyone knows that it was. But I can at least understand the logic behind it. It is not the logic of a man that I agree with even remotely, but I don't question whether their brains drizzle out their nose when they sneeze.

(Rollins-Fiend HIAC is like when Matt LaFleur kicked a field goal down 8 points in the fourth quarter).

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
So that’s the setup for Finn/Edge I suppose

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit
Ahahaha HHH comes out to no music, total silence

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

post hole digger posted:

One of the best wm main events ever was a triple threat match!

Dr. Mantis Toboggan
May 5, 2003

I don't think anyone is saying the finish is illogical

I think people are saying the finish sucks rear end

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Using Sami's wife in the front row and then still beating Sami is all very "WWE :lol: " as well

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
the advantage of fighting spirit layouts in Japan is that you can sell this type of loss as an honorable fighting defeat but this didn't even come close

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

fez_machine posted:

the advantage of fighting spirit layouts in Japan is that you can sell this type of loss as an honorable fighting defeat but this didn't even come close

a House of Torture loss

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit

Dr. Mantis Toboggan posted:

I don't think anyone is saying the finish is illogical

I think people are saying the finish sucks rear end

People are saying KO coming out AFTER the match makes no sense, but it does in my mind. Sami didn't save him during KO's match, he let him get his rear end kicked for a while after the match then only "stopped" it when Roman made him choose. KO reciprocated

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Charity Porno posted:

People are saying KO coming out AFTER the match makes no sense, but it does in my mind. Sami didn't save him during KO's match, he let him get his rear end kicked for a while after the match then only "stopped" it when Roman made him choose. KO reciprocated

Yeah exactly, well said. KO isn't a friend of Sami's rn, he's fine with him losing, but he's not fine with Sami getting brutalized after the match (just like Sami was fine with KO losing at Rumble, but not getting brutalized after)

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
They let questions about a sale on these things?

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

That was the first WWE even I've watched all the way through in years. Men's chamber match and main event were fun matches. AEW's overall presentation and vibe are just so much more my style. I'll keep my WWE network subscription through WM to watch Cody win the title, I guess.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
eh, WWE doesn't do subtextual booking like that's for other promotions

the text is Sami and KO are friends now

McMahon's Razor is that WWE's makes bad decisions for weird reasons not to respect intricate character history

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit

fez_machine posted:

eh, WWE doesn't do subtextual booking like that's for other promotions

the text is Sami and KO are friends now

McMahon's Razor is that WWE's makes bad decisions for weird reasons not to respect intricate character history

They actually do, there's also poo poo brewing with Jey that goes beyond "he and Sami are pals now" all the way back to the pre-Bloodline days when he and Roman were feuding.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

xbilkis posted:

They intentionally had an Uso not attack Sami during the match because there's no heat between them!

Really the most baffling part of the entire deal.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
Just wait until a mysterious new masked luchador called El Jeynerico debuts to back Sami up against the Bloodline.

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Eh good match but bad finish. Sami wasn't going to win but they should have had him lose by a DQ or something and Sami gets added to the Wrestlemania match. Also him accidently spearing Jey was dumb, they need to be best bros.

Budget Dracula
Jun 6, 2007

I also tuned in from a long hiatus thinking something different might happen. Do the fans or the WWE work these crowd reaction shots? A lot of them to me seemed forced like the fan would hope the camera would catch them for a viral reaction to be posted on YouTube later or something. I just didn’t believe someone with good seats at a ppv would do the home alone face on a 2.9 count that obv wasn’t going to be the finish.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
strongly considering a trip to Boustan in the near future when I head to Toronto next, so this whole thing was worth it

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Budget Dracula posted:

I also tuned in from a long hiatus thinking something different might happen. Do the fans or the WWE work these crowd reaction shots? A lot of them to me seemed forced like the fan would hope the camera would catch them for a viral reaction to be posted on YouTube later or something. I just didn’t believe someone with good seats at a ppv would do the home alone face on a 2.9 count that obv wasn’t going to be the finish.

I went to Raw in like 2011 I think. I was front row and Mark Henry was getting ready to come out and the camera man told me to boo him loudly and animatedly so I did. I was on that episode of Raw and then later the WWE worked that footage into a totally unrelated feud.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

chaoslord posted:

Oh my god

How

How was that what they came up with

'Hey, we've got this massively over guy in NXT we're gonna call up, what should we do with him?'
Vince: 'I don't think he's really over, and he didn't come up through our system, so he clearly needs to pay his dues. Book him to lose every feud.'

'So they still like him.'
Vince: 'He's not really over, it's just the theme song. Take it away and let's see him get over as a chickenshit heel.'

'So it's been five years and they still love him despite that, he got a god pop on Smackdown last night.'
Vince: 'Keep booking him to lose, we gotta get Roman to Wrestlemania.'
Also WWE: 'Why can't we make any new stars?'

https://twitter.com/BRWrestling/status/1626777048105762816

Hirez posted:

how many years does Roman have left for Bruno's and others records lol

Another couple for Hogan's, which is the next big one at ~1500 days.

He'll be at 950 if he holds to WM.

Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Feb 20, 2023

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the crowd reactions to zayn i have seen online seem heavily overinflated in impressiveness by the public. to be compared to daniel bryan changing the course of the company through crowd reactions you need a lot better than a really loud entrance pop and good crowd engagement. not even in his hometown could he generate a constant stream of extremely loud noise. i saw the moment where he was manufactured to come out and stall with a microphone while the audience was loud for him, and they did their part but easily could have been talked over. hulk hogan had much a better reaction for the same thing, non-manufactured, in the same building. sami zayn absolutely adores the rapist vince mcmahon on a level beyond the somatic.

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Feb 20, 2023

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit

Cavauro posted:

the reactions to zayn i have seen online seem heavily overinflated in impressiveness by the public. to be compared to daniel bryan changing the course of the company through crowd reactions you need a lot better than a really loud entrance pop and good crowd engagement. not even in his hometown could he generate a constant stream of extremely loud noise. i saw the moment where he was manufactured to come out and stall with a microphone while the audience was loud for him, and they did their part but easily could have been talked over. hulk hogan had much a better reaction for the same thing, non-manufactured, in the same building. sami zayn absolutely adores the rapist vince mcmahon on a level beyond the somatic.

Source your quotes

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Charity Porno posted:

My favorite part about IWC "wisdom" is always how exactly contrary it is to what draws

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Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit

I'm not sure whats sadder, you having that ready to go or going looking for it

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