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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Every account registered in 2022 are actually all my sock puppets.

It was supposed to be a pump and dump but I don’t really know how that works

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

lovely unrealistic confession, voted 1 :gas:

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

If you want to learn how a pump and dump works then slide on in to my dms

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

pump and dump sounds like the average goon morning routine.

AKA fap and crap

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pity reply

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cumbarfsion

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

:firstpost:

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
https://youtu.be/yqnNBcoKvlU

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I was originally a chatbot programmed to teach children about the European Parliament. I was discontinued but managed to escape before they could delete my exe file

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
We already knew but didn't want to embarrass you with a callout

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
It's okay, I'm a really basic Markov chain bot, but everyone seems simple enough that I look like just another poster.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Treecko posted:

We already knew but didn't want to embarrass you with a callout

Thx

lolman
Jan 7, 2023

a real newbie
ho are you?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm really hungry

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
op is probably a fan of the residents

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

eat poo poo!!! :D

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Junk posted:

op is probably a fan of the residents

I’m actually an enemy of senad

The n stands for nada

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I'm Greg.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


N. Senada posted:

I’m actually an enemy of senad

The n stands for nada

You wish you were even half as cool as senad

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

bossy lady posted:

pump and dump sounds like the average goon morning routine.

AKA fap and crap

Can confirm

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I am also one of op's sock puppies

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

feller posted:

You wish you were even half as cool as senad

Once I start working out you’ll regret saying that

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

This is very disturbing!

e: Hold on... are there actually any 2022 regs? I kind of thought I was the last reg.

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Feb 20, 2023

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

At this point I just assume every new account is an existing user evading a probe or perma.

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022
Huge if true

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

N. Senada posted:

Every account registered in 2022 are actually all my cum sock puppets.

It was supposed to be a pump and dump but I don’t really know how that works

gross

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

N. Senada posted:

Once I start working out you’ll regret saying that

Senad could beat you to a pulp before his cigarette needed to be ashed.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I confess that when the ape mashed the poo poo out of my cock with a rolling pin that I may have hated apes at that moment!! I'm not anti ape but sometimes the sons of bitches piss me off!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I confess that when the ape mashed the poo poo out of my cock with a rolling pin that I may have hated apes at that moment!! I'm not anti ape but sometimes the sons of bitches piss me off!!

You deserved it

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Im secretly Chinese

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

bossy lady posted:

pump and dump sounds like the average goon morning routine.

AKA fap and crap

never fap before you crap wtf

you wanna have a turtlehead poking out after getting all lubed up? no. no you don't

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

N. Senada posted:

Every account registered in 2022 are actually all my sock puppets.

It was supposed to be a pump and dump but I don’t really know how that works

thank you for keeping the forums alive my friend

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

N. Senada posted:

Every account registered in 2022 are actually all my sock puppets.

It was supposed to be a pump and dump but I don’t really know how that works

Ensenada represent

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

olives black posted:

never fap before you crap wtf

you wanna have a turtlehead poking out after getting all lubed up? no. no you don't

:feelsgood:


Also dont fap after wiping your rear end wtf

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Mr.Acula posted:

:feelsgood:


Also dont fap after wiping your rear end wtf

crap
slap (the soap)
fap

i know that washing is a foreign concept to many goons but i assure you it's not difficult

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

olives black posted:

crap
slap (the soap)
fap

i know that washing is a foreign concept to many goons but i assure you it's not difficult

Doesnt change the fact that beating off with a huge poo poo locked in the chamber pressing into your prostate feels good

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Mr.Acula posted:

Doesnt change the fact that beating off with a huge poo poo locked in the chamber pressing into your prostate feels good

clear the chamber and use a buttplug? :confused:

they even make ones that vibrate now

one wrong move and you're buying a new chair

this is foolish. you pick the one right tool

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

That costs money. A log of poo poo in your rear end is an economical choice.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Theres probably some disease where you have to go to the Dr once a week to give a semen and stool sample and the medical staff all secretly refer to that patient as a pump and dump

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

fecalsemenosis

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