Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I have a confession
 
  • Post
  • Reply
olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

bossy lady posted:

pump and dump sounds like the average goon morning routine.

AKA fap and crap

never fap before you crap wtf

you wanna have a turtlehead poking out after getting all lubed up? no. no you don't

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2023 05:18
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 11, 2024 19:40
  • Quote
olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Mr.Acula posted:

:feelsgood:


Also dont fap after wiping your rear end wtf

crap
slap (the soap)
fap

i know that washing is a foreign concept to many goons but i assure you it's not difficult

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2023 18:48
  • Quote
olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Mr.Acula posted:

Doesnt change the fact that beating off with a huge poo poo locked in the chamber pressing into your prostate feels good

clear the chamber and use a buttplug? :confused:

they even make ones that vibrate now

one wrong move and you're buying a new chair

this is foolish. you pick the one right tool

* # ¿ Feb 26, 2023 00:50
  • Quote
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I have a confession