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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
theres 153 questions
https://10groups.github.io/

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
too long, didn't answer.


Closest Match: Neo-Conservatism
Neoconservatism is a form of Conservatism born in the United States during the 1960s, with an interventionist view on foreign policy.

Next Matches: Fiscal Conservatism, Conservatism, Paleoconservatism

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
why would i need 153 questions when i am already infallibly guided by xi jinping thought?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Closest Match: Syndicalism
Syndicalism advocates the establishment of local worker-based organizations and the advancement of the demands and rights of workers through strikes.

Though I sort of felt I wasted my time when I logged at the heat map and apparently Leninism and Marxism Leninism are different things lol.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Closest Match: Eurocommunism

alright sure

Turtle Watch
Jul 30, 2010

by Games Forum
The first question isn’t even phrased clearly!
“In the current system, it is necessary for the government to intervene in the economy to protect consumers.”

Does it want my opinion on what the logic of the current system requires? What I would prefer? What?!

Someone too dumb to write questions is too dumb to deserve answers. Gulag.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

This quiz seems to think that liberal democracy is the only thing that should be considered "democratic," so if you answer in the affirmative to stuff about democracy it moves you away from "authoritarian" which apparently includes all communism to the quiz.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
put me top left for authoriatian left

Ytlaya posted:

This quiz seems to think that liberal democracy is the only thing that should be considered "democratic," so if you answer in the affirmative to stuff about democracy it moves you away from "authoritarian" which apparently includes all communism to the quiz.

democracy is bad op

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!
The test pinned me as a centrist. It's all over for me.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

centrists make me sick. ban yourself

Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008


Ytlaya posted:

This quiz seems to think that liberal democracy is the only thing that should be considered "democratic," so if you answer in the affirmative to stuff about democracy it moves you away from "authoritarian" which apparently includes all communism to the quiz.

Also seems to not allow you in the upper part of the scale if you believe in any kind of rehabilitative justice system, which sounds like they need to be sent to the reeducation camps and then the gulags.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

I'm a sucker for granular political quizzes but drat so many of these questions are really loving bad

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Closest Match: Syndicalism
Syndicalism advocates the establishment of local worker-based organizations and the advancement of the demands and rights of workers through strikes.

Next Matches: Libertarian Socialism, Anarcho-Syndicalism, Minarcho-Socialism



:whitewater:

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Ytlaya posted:

This quiz seems to think that liberal democracy is the only thing that should be considered "democratic," so if you answer in the affirmative to stuff about democracy it moves you away from "authoritarian" which apparently includes all communism to the quiz.

Any question about democracy or states is phrased that way lol.

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 98 days!
syndicalism is cool

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

It is, also all the questions about globalists read like dogwhistles.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
syndicate rounds are a lot better than wizard rounds or admin gimmicks but they cant beat changlings/traitors

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
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Cuttlefush posted:

syndicate rounds are a lot better than wizard rounds or admin gimmicks but they cant beat changlings/traitors

all the greyshirts banding together to forcefeed pills to the bosses and fart on them

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

AnimeIsTrash posted:

It is, also all the questions about globalists read like dogwhistles.

this person also plugs three other tests they made

https://soiltexturetest.github.io/
https://8dreams.github.io/
https://rightvaluestest.github.io/

honestly wouldnt be able to tell if they were a parentheses kinda person or if they were a trained psychometrist who made these questions on some dumb objective basis and polling. stupid rear end quizlords

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
some of these questions are utter dogshit lmao

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
none of these quizzes test for robustness or ability to charm the AI. useless

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

vyelkin posted:

some of these questions are utter dogshit lmao

https://old.reddit.com/user/u01aua1 they tell people to contact them on reddit on this account. also the ideologies they binned into the right values test are... i dunno this is a weird one. im guessing some kind of engineer brain problem

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
in addition to their weird fixation on transhumanism, they also seem to have a thing about court cases referencing past decisions because they've asked about that like five times so far

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
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don't overthink it. Its just america brain

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

is violently crushing a protest or revolution bad? well no if its communist but yes if its against communism,

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

vyelkin posted:

in addition to their weird fixation on transhumanism, they also seem to have a thing about court cases referencing past decisions because they've asked about that like five times so far

there are several questions where you can tell it was clearly made by an american for americans

surprised he didnt ask if 2 parties was a bad system

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

vyelkin posted:

in addition to their weird fixation on transhumanism, they also seem to have a thing about court cases referencing past decisions because they've asked about that like five times so far

from the contact reddit profile he gave he's like a 20 year old guy who posted too many political compass memes and turned into the political compass. recently got into poll reddits and uh... basically prodromal schizophrenia

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
before he clearly lost it he made this though



this is actually useful because you can find some cool tendencies to be

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Cuttlefush posted:

before he clearly lost it he made this though



this is actually useful because you can find some cool tendencies to be

lmao

according to this schizophrenic 20-year-old I am a classical Marxist

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

islamic fascism is directly under nazism while confederalism is under christian and hindu fascism @_@

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

in 5 years this guy is going to be posting in cspam

"'y'all id never vote for social fascist bernie sanders"

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 98 days!
genghis kkkhanism

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

all that chart tells me is to get results you gotta go off the beaten path

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
for some reason Fordism being right next to Genghis Khanism is really funny to me

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

they gota stop telling college computer guys about politics

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 98 days!
practicing soulism, rolling around the bourgeoisie nonstop to trick them into overextending

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Cuttlefush posted:

before he clearly lost it he made this though



this is actually useful because you can find some cool tendencies to be

I'm a Mugabeist Mandelaite.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
im fairly sure that was made 2 years ago as a joke but he deep fried too long and now actually toils over trying to make a better political compass


he's way too funny for cspam

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

they gota stop telling college computer guys about politics

"maybe if we put all the thoughts a human can have into an array we'll show that people tend to cluster around the same three or four tendencies"

acidentally creates Khan-Fordist Thought Like A Boss

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