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Do not celebrate unless you are FAT!! P.S. You can still do Mardi Gras especially if you have nice tits
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what if I’m skinny fat?
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PyPy posted:what if I’m skinny fat? you can eat half a punchkey
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Feb 21, 2023 14:16
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what if I’m not fat, I just have large bones
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Sorry OP I’m already diving into the words of the prophet Joel in anticipation of Ash Wednesday 1 The word of the Lord that came to Joel son of Pethuel. An Invasion of Locusts 2 Hear this, you elders; listen, all who live in the land. Has anything like this ever happened in your days or in the days of your ancestors? 3 Tell it to your children, and let your children tell it to their children, and their children to the next generation. 4 What the locust swarm has left the great locusts have eaten; what the great locusts have left the young locusts have eaten; what the young locusts have left other locusts[a] have eaten. 5 Wake up, you drunkards, and weep! Wail, all you drinkers of wine; wail because of the new wine, for it has been snatched from your lips. 6 A nation has invaded my land, a mighty army without number; it has the teeth of a lion, the fangs of a lioness. 7 It has laid waste my vines and ruined my fig trees. It has stripped off their bark and thrown it away, leaving their branches white. 8 Mourn like a virgin in sackcloth grieving for the betrothed of her youth. 9 Grain offerings and drink offerings are cut off from the house of the Lord. The priests are in mourning, those who minister before the Lord. 10 The fields are ruined, the ground is dried up; the grain is destroyed, the new wine is dried up, the olive oil fails. 11 Despair, you farmers, wail, you vine growers; grieve for the wheat and the barley, because the harvest of the field is destroyed. 12 The vine is dried up and the fig tree is withered; the pomegranate, the palm and the apple[b] tree— all the trees of the field—are dried up. Surely the people’s joy is withered away. A Call to Lamentation 13 Put on sackcloth, you priests, and mourn; wail, you who minister before the altar. Come, spend the night in sackcloth, you who minister before my God; for the grain offerings and drink offerings are withheld from the house of your God. 14 Declare a holy fast; call a sacred assembly. Summon the elders and all who live in the land to the house of the Lord your God, and cry out to the Lord. 15 Alas for that day! For the day of the Lord is near; it will come like destruction from the Almighty.[c] 16 Has not the food been cut off before our very eyes— joy and gladness from the house of our God? 17 The seeds are shriveled beneath the clods.[d] The storehouses are in ruins, the granaries have been broken down, for the grain has dried up. 18 How the cattle moan! The herds mill about because they have no pasture; even the flocks of sheep are suffering. 19 To you, Lord, I call, for fire has devoured the pastures in the wilderness and flames have burned up all the trees of the field. 20 Even the wild animals pant for you; the streams of water have dried up and fire has devoured the pastures in the wilderness.
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Feb 21, 2023 14:28
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Red Baron posted:what if I’m not fat, I just have large bones Your Catholic holiday is Dia de los Muertos
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War and Pieces posted:Your Catholic holiday is Dia de los Muertos  gently caress yeah DEAD BREAD
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It's for recovering after fasting, or stocking up before fasting, don't remember, but anyway that makes it part of thin person culture. "Gotta go fast" as said one blue hedgehog hehehe 
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let's cool it with the fatphobic remarks
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Feb 21, 2023 14:51
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one more
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Feb 21, 2023 14:53
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Let's try to not discourage being overweight but instead encourage eating healthier 
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Feb 21, 2023 14:54
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SorePotato posted:Let's try to not discourage being overweight but instead encourage eating healthier Sounds dumb. Eat what you want and then do a lot of exercise so you don't get too fat.
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Feb 21, 2023 14:56
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Carmant posted:Sounds dumb. Eat what you want and then do a lot of exercise so you don't get too fat. ban this fucker
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Feb 21, 2023 14:57
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SorePotato posted:Let's try to not discourage being overweight but instead encourage eating healthier Stfu this is the one day a year where fat people are supposed to eat things to make them even fatter so save that diet poo poo for tomorrow
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Feb 21, 2023 15:21
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is this some starship troopers reference
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War and Pieces posted:Stfu this is the one day a year where fat people are supposed to eat things to make them even fatter so save that diet poo poo for tomorrow lol if you don't eat a well balanced diet of complex carbs, lean proteins, and vegetables so you can drink 2,500 calories of liquor each week
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Cuttlefush posted:is this some starship troopers reference are they Catholic?
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Cuttlefush posted:is this some starship troopers reference this is a thread for being fat
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skinnies are the lil human bug people who were allied with the bugs but they were just normal dudes what does your skinnies mean
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Feb 21, 2023 16:15
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evidently weird al the coward has disabled embedding on his anthem for Fat Pride
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Feb 21, 2023 16:16
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gonna eat some paczki and gumbo today no king cake though, ah well
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:evidently weird al the coward has disabled embedding on his anthem for Fat Pride
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some rude posts itt
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2 butts is good though
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This lent, why not commit to abstaining from the foods that made you so goddamn fat?
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nothing but respect for all the fat slobs of cspam and something awful generally. bottoms up fellas
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cat botherer posted:This lent, why not commit to abstaining from the foods that made you so goddamn fat? This lent I'm going to commit to a "see food" diet.
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croup coughfield posted:nothing but respect for all the fat slobs of cspam and something awful generally. bottoms up fellas thank you I've reported every TROLL posting fatphobia in this thread but the shithead mods of c-spam don't recognize actual hate speech
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Eleven mods and not one cares about the Big Beautiful Struggle
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how come eating fat makes you fat but eating skin doesn't make you skinny. it doesn't make sense
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but in america every tuesday is fat tuesday
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also there should be more holidays centered around chronic health conditions when is biceps tendinitis tuesday
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