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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
andrew cuomo 2024 run

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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

loquacius posted:

I wasn't able to even enjoy the one week of optimism because I'm too sadbrained, I could feel impending doom around every corner and boy was that proven correct

I wouldnt let myself believe the democrats would be so shameless about stealing it but it was really unbelievably blatant

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Mirthless posted:

I wouldnt let myself believe the democrats would be so shameless about stealing it but it was really unbelievably blatant

The Iowa app and the volunteer coin flip guy are seared into my brain forever, also all those people are now mysteriously high-ranking members of the DNC and Pete Buttigieg's personal staff

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

vyelkin posted:

The Iowa app and the volunteer coin flip guy are seared into my brain forever, also all those people are now mysteriously high-ranking members of the DNC and Pete Buttigieg's personal staff

If you show the rigged coin flip video to a Team Blue type they do the Westworld "doesn't look like anything to me" line and wander off

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

tokin opposition posted:

Those 2008 election d&d gifs with hermann Cain and Ron Paul are a foundational aspect of my sense of humor as a kid and now as an ancient crone (27)

Someone saved them all here:

http://www.onthecampaigntrail.org

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
people in the trump thread takong night crew vs day crew very seriously and trying to gatekeep who belongs in which crew

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

exmarx posted:

the thread where that got revealed + wampa lord probated everyone who mildly criticised koalas march for her part in it was so good, and also led to the 1,000 word ik resignation letter

Didn’t his dad register to tell him to stop posting or something like that

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

lobster shirt posted:

an incredible post to go out on

Honestly he’s right, that was a terrible shoot

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


AnimeIsTrash posted:

the p2 masonic lodge controlling italian politics for decades

the liberian government being a masonic conspiracy until the 1970s

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

TobleroneTriangular was mentioned but nobody really covered that he got so into his Ron Paul gimmick that he almost gave himself schizophrenia/really broke his own brain, which is commitment to the bit.

Paradol Ex and "wrap it up, Obamailures!"

Paradol Ex being right about Obama

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

Paradol Ex and "wrap it up, Obamailures!"

Paradol Ex being right about Obama

this was my greatest shame was not realizing paradol ex was right and not an insane crazy person

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


that time a nepalese prince went nuts and killed so many of his family members he was king of nepal for the three days he was dying in hospital after

this was in 2001

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i always wondered if Kyoon was for real or doing a bit. i wonder what they're up to (probably dead).i suppose in 2023, insane schizophrenic person is about as common as trash by the side of the street

fsad took away so much potential comedy from us

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Xaris posted:

i always wondered if Kyoon was for real or doing a bit. i wonder what they're up to (probably dead).i suppose in 2023, insane schizophrenic person is about as common as trash by the side of the street

fsad took away so much potential comedy from us

They are definitely for real. Years ago and we'll after they left here for good, someone found some of the places they were still posting and it was just wall to wall the same stuff but for like... no audience.

If they're not schizophrenic then they have spent hours a day for more than a decade pretending, often for no one in particular, so I'm gonna say that yeah definitely real.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Arzy's transition from the "Oh no this 1% change in polling means Obama is doomed!" guy in 2008 to the "Wrap it up Obamailures this 1% change in polling means Obama is doomed!" guy in 2012

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

vyelkin posted:

Arzy's transition from the "Oh no this 1% change in polling means Obama is doomed!" guy in 2008 to the "Wrap it up Obamailures this 1% change in polling means Obama is doomed!" guy in 2012

everyone then telling each other to stop arzying during hillary's campaign was just :discourse:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
jose posting in a climate thread saying he was staying behind for a hurricane in florida to do some xannies with some chicks and his hotel balcony turning into a fishbowl instead

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

vyelkin posted:

The Iowa app and the volunteer coin flip guy are seared into my brain forever, also all those people are now mysteriously high-ranking members of the DNC and Pete Buttigieg's personal staff

Vox Nihili posted:

If you show the rigged coin flip video to a Team Blue type they do the Westworld "doesn't look like anything to me" line and wander off

YES

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Xaris posted:

this was my greatest shame was not realizing paradol ex was right and not an insane crazy person

I mean he was an insane person, just not for that specific reason

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
I'm still pissed that all of Vic Berger's 2016 election
got nuked when Vine died.

Check out my plan on my website

Martin O'Malley dot com

Martin O'Malley dot com

Martin O'Malley dot com

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

the coffee man buying and tankign the supersonics, and then buying and tanking his way into the presidential primary

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


I heard someone say that in a TV show the other day. He was great, wonder what he's up to now

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

CODChimera posted:

I heard someone say that in a TV show the other day. He was great, wonder what he's up to now

serving year 2 of a 5 year term, then he's gotta serve 14 years after that for different crimes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
they buried his gold bricking rear end under the jail lmao

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

it rules that basta wasn't quite famous or powerful enough to get away with poo poo. he's just under the mendoza line for political criminals

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Azathoth posted:

it rules that basta wasn't quite famous or powerful enough to get away with poo poo. he's just under the mendoza line for political criminals

he apparently scammed ab unch of his clients out of money, including that pornstar lady

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

i saw a bag of tully's coffee in the store and reflexively laughed and had to explain it to my spouse again

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

AnimeIsTrash posted:

he apparently scammed ab unch of his clients out of money, including that pornstar lady

as martin shrkeli shows us, nothing gets you sent to jail faster than stealing money from someone who already has way too much

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Azathoth posted:

it rules that basta wasn't quite famous or powerful enough to get away with poo poo. he's just under the mendoza line for political criminals

I don't think he was even close to the line for someone trying to shake down megacorps and stuff. Moderately famous or rich people get away with shoplifting and drugs and stuff, not going to war with the President and Nike.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
basta's big gently caress up was trying to extort nike then agreeing to be on a conference call with nike saying "im extorting you" but nike also invited the fbi

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
legend of the galactic heroes

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Al! posted:

basta's big gently caress up was trying to extort nike then agreeing to be on a conference call with nike saying "im extorting you" but nike also invited the fbi

this was literally the funniest poo poo ever

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Al! posted:

basta's big gently caress up was trying to extort nike then agreeing to be on a conference call with nike saying "im extorting you" but nike also invited the fbi
lolll

big lesson goons, if you are extorting an evil multi-national mega corporation, do not join a Microsoft Teams conference call and say im extorting you

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

The Ozy media guy recently got arrested, and that reminded me that he faked being a Google rep in a call with Goldman Sachs.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
are you zooming a cop? you have to tell me if youre zooming a cop

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

"bend the knee"

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

AnimeIsTrash posted:

"bend the knee"

that’s just blowjob slang

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