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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Xaris posted:

that’s just blowjob slang

Everytime Trump was mean to Chris Christie was a special treat meant for me

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

any good funny political sagas recently? i'm feeling a bit SAD

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Xaris posted:


any good funny political sagas recently? i'm feeling a bit SAD

After college the family tried to cut off Don Jr. so they cancelled all his credit cards, froze his accounts etc. but they missed his gas card so he lived off gas station sushi for like a year. It might not be a saga, but it sure is SAD

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Xaris posted:

any good funny political sagas recently? i'm feeling a bit SAD

the FTX thing is funny in that they are pathetically asking for their illegal campaign donations back

also it coming out that they called the exec who was making their donations to the dems their sacrifice to the woke mob

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

the FTX thing is funny in that they are pathetically asking for their illegal campaign donations back

also it coming out that they called the exec who was making their donations to the dems their sacrifice to the woke mob

*said in the style of "Dethklok" from the Metalocalypse theme* woke mob woke mob

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

India Walton, Randy Bryce, Joshua 4 Congress and all the other super online socialist candidates all eatin poo poo in their elections

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

AnimeIsTrash posted:

India Walton, Randy Bryce, Joshua 4 Congress and all the other super online socialist candidates all eatin poo poo in their elections

https://twitter.com/ThatEffinFlower/status/1628905494554333187

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

I wasn't able to even enjoy the one week of optimism because I'm too sadbrained, I could feel impending doom around every corner and boy was that proven correct

lmao

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Xaris posted:


any good funny political sagas recently? i'm feeling a bit SAD

liz truss destroyed the british economy in less time than a head of lettuce takes to wilt

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Bro Dad posted:

liz truss destroyed the british economy in less time than a head of lettuce takes to wilt

give her a little credit, she also killed the queen

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Jeb! and the Sword of Chang- starting with young jeb credulously believing his dads made up story (told during a game of tennis) around the expression “unleash Chiang” [Kai-shek] being about a conservative warrior who believes in good governance. Then an entire lifetime later presenting an actual sword to Marco Rubio and saying it’s the mythical Sword of Chang (where’d jeb get the sword??). “Liddle” Marco admits to not displaying the sword in a position of prominence, citing the potential danger to his young children. In the act of handing over the sword, jeb symbolically abdicated his power to Rubio, who also wasted it by stuffing the sword in the back of a closet somewhere. And that’s a good thing!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
any funny ((political)) forums stuff happen today?

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Kim Bong Chill posted:

It would be nice if someone got probated every time “free Larry” was posted. Problem posters should stay outside with the garbage.

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Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

free larry

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Was that the fishbone thing

r*bert *vans should absolutely eat a big fish

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

do it again uncle willy!

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPXwyYJf9as

miss him

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
leadership is considered politics, so many lols in SAD today

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
Not a favorite per day but I am extremely nostalgic for Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 39 minutes!
free anime is trash

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Al! posted:

free anime is trash

naw

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Xaris posted:

lol remember the time when a LF goon made a weak bitch rear end threat against obama and maggotmaster called the secret service, then several years later some dud goon did a weak rear end FOIA request to prove it never happened and everyone went "YEAH! I knew it was fake this whole time! stupid goons for believing lowtax!" and then jeffrey came out and was like no it's real and everyone went "YEAH! I knew it was real the whole time! stupid goons for believing that bad FOIA!"

i dont remember that last part

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Yeah Lowtax made an account for the feds but they merely lurked. (smartest poster ever)

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


croup coughfield posted:

spr was, is, and will always be right

lol woops

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 31 minutes!
croup's still right

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 94 days!

i stand by it

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Cuttlefush posted:

croup's still right

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 39 minutes!
woah so mirthless got got in SAD and never came back???

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 39 minutes!
free spr imo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 39 minutes!

Al! posted:

free spr imo

^ go ahead report this post idgaf

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Al! posted:

^ go ahead report this post idgaf

Lmao I tried and somebody already beat me

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Al! posted:

woah so mirthless got got in SAD and never came back???

he finally went outside

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Al! posted:

free spr imo
100%

and larry

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Al! posted:

woah so mirthless got got in SAD and never came back???
i liked mirthless in his own way, i guess you could say it's sad he never came back but i also hope they're doing better than they were online

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

he could have been more mirthful

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Xaris posted:

i liked mirthless in his own way, i guess you could say it's sad he never came back but i also hope they're doing better than they were online

Same, but holy poo poo they were a weenie sometimes

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 94 days!
the rain falls on the just and unjust alike

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Cuttlefush posted:

croup's still right

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

croup coughfield posted:

the rain falls on the just and unjust alike

Nah, the rich have concierge shelter that's towed behind their mega-yacht everywhere on Earth

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


Al! posted:

free spr imo

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