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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

pharmacist

Adbot
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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

product management

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

guy who is addicted to anime and watches porn all day

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
guy addicted to porn and watches anime all day

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

fart simpson posted:

product management

op said "jobs" m8. like, yknow, a thing where you do work

ironically AI probably could replace most of our PMs. p sure i could rig up chatGPT to spew out random strategy letters that say "cloud" a lot and add or remove labels from jira tickets without explaining to anyone what they actually mean

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




farmers :smugmrgw:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


yeah right those are the first to go

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

used car salesman

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

gameshow spokesmodel

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


yosposter

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
if you created a bot to feed the prior ten posts into gpt3 and then post.. how long until someone else thought that poster was poo poo? probablt waaaay too long

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

my posts are purestrain poo poo actually

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
poo poo that can be traced (via the blockchain) back to the creation of the universe

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

toilet attendant

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i dont want a drat robot wiping my rear end. i want an older nicely dressed gentleman

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


deep sea diver

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

new york times opinion columnist

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

thats not a job, its a calling

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

rotor posted:

thats not a job, its a calling

ring ring bananaphone

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

rotor posted:

thats not a job, its a calling

then why am I getting paid to do it right now?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

dioxazine posted:

ring ring bananaphone

its DESTINY on the line! ... WILL YOU ACCEPT THE CHARGES?!?!!!

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
actual human person

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
i mean, one of the reasons i hang out in lovely dive bars is i don't even want to talk to other programmers, let alone chatbots written by other programmers

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

when they're off duty they're barflies, not programmers

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
definitely barfly, thats true

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

DaTroof posted:

actual human person

that’s right flesh brother. I love doing human things like consuming human food and ethanol

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Nah, I could be replaced with an AI pretty easy.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Failson posted:

Nah, I could be replaced with an AI pretty easy.

yospos lurker. id like to see an ai pull that one off

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

billionaire venture capitalist

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
those people in NJ who pump your gas for you

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

my homie dhall posted:

those people in NJ who pump your gas for you

nice one. totally agreed

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Hole digger

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
i fed the thread to an ai and the answers it gave me are:
stand up comedian
party clown
fortune cookie writer
pet psychic
professional cuddler

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

goblin week posted:

i fed the thread to an ai and the answers it gave me are:
stand up comedian
party clown
fortune cookie writer
pet psychic
professional cuddler

i could be a professional cuddler?

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Roosevelt posted:

i could be a professional curler?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

mastrurbation artist

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


WWE wrestler

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

sexy robot

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
too late

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Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
My role as "guy who dogs instinctively bark at" is probably fine

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