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Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


sniper

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OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

computer fucker

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Regulatorrssss

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


ADINSX posted:

Regulatorrssss

A clear black night
A clear white moon

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ai can’t replace takealickof

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

jobs ai can’t replace is STEVE JOBS

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Those guys in reflective jackets who wave vehicles into ad-hoc parking lots near stadiums.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

terrorist

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Good dog.

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

quote:

In a near future Los Angeles, Theodore Twombly is a lonely, introverted man who works for a business that has professional writers compose letters for people who are unable to write letters of a personal nature themselves.
sounds good to me

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

venture capitalist

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000




China gives no shits about running over people.

https://www.ft.com/content/72bf3046-bca0-11e9-b350-db00d509634e

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
paywalled. does adblocker get around paywalls?

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

It's probably just statements with Chinese characteristics for funding,

https://www.financewhile.com/chinese-ai-firm-deepblue-all-set-to-take-its-autonomous-buses-to-global-client-base/

https://en.deepblueai.com/deepblue-panda-ai-bus.html

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Intel® Wake on Voice

I've just noticed this is a thing, how is Intel churning out this poo poo with no users?

quote:

Awaken Your PC on Command

Activate your PC from Microsoft Modern Standby* with just your voice—leaving your hands and eyes free to do other tasks. With Intel® Wake on Voice (Intel® WOV) your device waits and listens for your command without consuming excessive power and battery life. You can also personalize devices to respond to your voice only so that you won’t enable other Intel Wake on Voice-enabled devices at the same time.

Found on an Intel N95 CPU, bargain basement Celeron level.

https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/products/sku/231800/intel-processor-n95-6m-cache-up-to-3-40-ghz/specifications.html?wapkw=n95

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

git apologist posted:

venture capitalist

This is too easy,

quote:

VC Firms Have Long Backed AI. Now, They Are Using It.

Some firms are using AI algorithms to help with investment decisions

https://www.wsj.com/articles/vc-firms-have-long-backed-ai-now-they-are-using-it-11616670000

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000


quote:

AI can make new malware

rtificial intelligence is revolutionizing the digital world, and that includes malware.

Researchers with cybersecurity company Cyberark said they successfully used the AI-driven text generator ChatGPT, which is capable of writing some computer code, to create polymorphic malware, an advanced type of malicious programs that can actually alter its own code to evade detection and resist removal.
...
https://www.accountingtoday.com/news/researchers-use-ai-to-make-new-malware

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

ADINSX posted:

Regulatorrssss

AI/ML is used by SEC regulators to spot irregulatories in market activity. It may not take the full task, but much like The Peripheral it can do a lot of the tedious work to make regulators more efficient.

https://www.brookings.edu/research/an-ai-fair-lending-policy-agenda-for-the-federal-financial-regulators/

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


idk op. shenzhen (where i live) was the first city to roll out self driving buses. like 6 years ago or something. i dont know if they even still have them, but they certainly havent taken off. they were restricted to a tiny little test area and never expanded. i still think ai cant replace bus drivers

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

all those pictures are taken on streets which are absolutely devoid of traffic lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


wake me up when ai bombs a train station. boring.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


ai doesnt have money

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



while ai will definitely have this job, i believe there will still be plenty of room for human cult leaders

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

fart simpson posted:

idk op. shenzhen (where i live) was the first city to roll out self driving buses. like 6 years ago or something. i dont know if they even still have them, but they certainly havent taken off. they were restricted to a tiny little test area and never expanded. i still think ai cant replace bus drivers

They're probably all pump-and-dump schemes like our favourite elevated bus thing:



https://techcrunch.com/2016/08/02/china-has-actually-built-that-elevated-bus-that-travels-above-car-traffic/

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

This thing looks dangerous, the current dumb investor favourite: no-track train.



https://archive.curbed.com/2017/11/6/16614986/zhuzhou-china-art-rail-bus

That looks like a track to me.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

ive been on buses which broke down on a highway with smoke pouring out, or buses that crashed into other buses. and let me tell u, the bus drivers job is more than just driving the bus

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

We have driver-less trains, AirTrain, it's an easy leap for investors to back driver-less buses. Managers will always find away to make our lives more awesome.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

MrMoo posted:

AI/ML is used by SEC regulators to spot irregulatories in market activity. It may not take the full task, but much like The Peripheral it can do a lot of the tedious work to make regulators more efficient.

https://www.brookings.edu/research/an-ai-fair-lending-policy-agenda-for-the-federal-financial-regulators/

Sure but those are regulators I’m talking about regulatooorrrrrrrssss

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe

MrMoo posted:

This thing looks dangerous, the current dumb investor favourite: no-track train.



oh cool, so a regular bus then. But self-driving. :nice:

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

what the hell. cursed

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

MrMoo posted:

We have driver-less trains, AirTrain, it's an easy leap for investors to back driver-less buses. Managers will always find away to make our lives more awesome.

the skytrain system in Vancouver works pretty well for being driverless at least. but driverless buses is such a stupid idea

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

ive been on buses which broke down on a highway with smoke pouring out, or buses that crashed into other buses. and let me tell u, the bus drivers job is more than just driving the bus

i like those videos where some punk tries to steal a purse from a lady and the bus driver closes the door fast and the old lady fucker gets stuck and then the bus driver can hit him with a stick

ai can’t do that

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
president

prime minister

humans are notoriously speciest and they won't trust an AI to lead them

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i honestly cant decide if i'd rather have trump or tay as president

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the interesting thing about that is the trail of logic leading to a conclusion where the motivation to not make a bad decision is that the consequence for bad decisions is some kind of punishment. maybe death idk i’m not a CEO yet.

this is is why you need a fall guy

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

echinopsis posted:

this is is why you need a fall guy

yes, and it's been shown time and time again that fall guy in western society is lenny and carl in engineering, and not the sociopathic mr burns

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Dijkstracula posted:

sounds good to me

yo thats the plot to violet evergarden

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

nudgenudgetilt posted:

yes, and it's been shown time and time again that fall guy in western society is Lee Majors

Jokes aside how long til 100% realistic Vactors, cheap computer rendering and physics sims make stuntpeople redundant? Oh it will save them from getting injured!

I'm sure your Hollywood blockbusters already do a bunch of this, but it will be every movie in a few years, save the ones deliberately doing their stunts 'oldschool'.

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MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

AI should replace product manager at GM:

quote:

GM is cutting off access to Apple CarPlay and Android Auto for its future EVs / Starting with the 2024 Chevy Blazer EV, General Motors’ electric vehicles will restrict Apple CarPlay and Android Auto in favor of a native Google infotainment system.
https://www.theverge.com/2023/3/31/23664814/gm-ev-restrict-apple-carplay-android-auto-google

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