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Welcome to BYOB Taskmaster! ***TODAY IS THE FINALE OF TASKMASTER! THE FINAL TASK IS CLOSED AND AWAITING JUDGING.*** Links: Task 1 Task 1 Scores Task 2 Continuation of Task 2 Task 2 Scores Task 3 Task 3 Scores Task 4 Task 4 Scores Task 5 Task 5 Scores Secret Task 1 Scores Task 6 Task 6 Scores Task 7 Task 7 Scores Task 8 Task 8 Scores Task 9 Task 9 Judging Task 10 Task 10 Judging Task 11 Task 11 Judging Task 12 Continuation of Task 12 Task 12 Judging Task 13 Inspired by the British TV game show of the same name, for the next few days, we will be challenging BYOB with a series of arbitrary, really mostly rather silly and pointless, tasks, for which I and my colleagues will judge you mercilessly! Anyone can participate in any or all of the tasks, and your entries will be awarded from zero to five points in the unimpeachable discretion of whoever is judging the task. Whoever collects the most points by the end of the competition (on Sunday) wins first place! The first place winner will receive their choice of forums upgrade, a special gang tag that only the winner is allowed to use, and best of all this lovely golden trophy: Second and third place winners will be awarded their choice of forums upgrade. And everyone who has participated in at least one task is eligible for a taskmaster participant gang tag! Also there is a limited supply of extra-special bonus prizes for participants, to be revealed at some suitably dramatic moment!! The official rules will be listed in the next post. For now, please be aware that the first official task will be revealed today at 10:00AM Eastern time (all times will be listed in Eastern time for consistency, please convert to your local time!). And don't be surprised when, in the coming days, some special GUEST JUDGES introduce themselves! While Goatse and Gallant and myself will be judging some of the tasks, we have called for reinforcements from people with arguably much better taste!! (However, they did agree to be guest judges, so how good can their taste be, really?) Finally, a little note. If you have ever seen the show (or its brethren from Australia and/or New Zealand), you will be aware that the judging of the tasks is often arbitrary, unfair, and frankly rather salty. So don't be surprised if you see some mild trash-talking, it's done without malice and in the name of a fun competition. Feel free to give it back! Keeping in mind that your scores are completely in the hands of the judges . . . Manifisto fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Feb 27, 2023
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 13:15 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 03:56 |
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Official Rules:
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 13:26 |
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Rarity posted:I'm Aisling Bea and I'm in it to win it. Now when do I take my knickers off? *the judges huddle together, making concerned noises*
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 13:56 |
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Good morning my fine and excellent orbs! Who's ready for some tasks? I think the general idea has been conveyed, but to reiterate, this is all about doing your best with what you've got in the time allotted--which you may find rather short in some cases! But pretty much any entry is better than no entry, because most entries will earn you points unless you really, really screw something up. Please read the tasks carefully, they will contain important information about how and when your responses are to be submitted, which may vary from task to task. TASK 1 Bring me the most haunted nautical object or image! You have until 12:00 noon EST (that's two hours from now) to post an image ITT that is your candidate for most haunted. PLEASE INCLUDE THE WORDS "OFFICIAL SUBMISSION" IN YOUR ENTRY POST to help us resolve any ambiguities (only one submission per player, please). Your time starts . . . now!! |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 15:58 |
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Viginti Septem posted:Did we ever discuss how often tasks will be posted? no, but I'll be happy to give some guidance! there will be several tasks per day, somewhere between two and four. most tasks will leave at least an hour for completion, preferably more (there may be a very few lightning round exceptions). tasks will probably not be posted before 10:00am eastern each day. a few tasks which may be slightly more involved will probably go on overnight. we will try our best to keep it clear what the next thing coming up will be, whether it is a deadline/judging or the announcement of a new task. |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 16:20 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:OFFICIAL SUBMISSION and we're off to a very promising start!!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 16:20 |
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Saoshyant posted:The Glass Squid, a species that resemble undersea alien ghosts. did you bring enough for the entire class?
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 16:35 |
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Rarity posted:Oh no is being on GMT gonna gently caress me over? I hope not! we have tried to balance the times as best we can with the pacific coast folks being earlier and the trans-atlantic folks being later. folks on japan/australia time are kinda screwed and I'm sorry about that. longer tasks being overnight is designed to give most people a few hours in their normal working day to address the task, hopefully. we will be looking for feedback about time frames (was the amount of time right for each task, were the time frames acceptable to people in various time zones) to help inform any future versions of this or similar competitions.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 16:47 |
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five-ish minutes to go, there's still time to get an entry in under the wire!!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 17:53 |
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aaand submissions are CLOSED! thanks for the excellent entries! Finger Prince, good job getting yours in at the last minute! judging will begin shortly, let's say in 10-15 minutes!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:03 |
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these were a lot of outstanding entries, I feel positively spooked! since judging is arbitrary, I have decided to NOT CARE (this time around) that certain entries failed to contain the "OFFICIAL SUBMISSION" language as directed in the task. consider this a warning . . . the next judge may not be so lenient! Dumb Sex-Parrot, unless I am very mistaken it looks like some rather important parts are missing from that ship. can you tell me anything more about it? |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:12 |
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Saoshyant posted:
are you going to tell me this is something my size or larger that I need to obsess about whenever I get into water that is too deep for me to stand, or is it a tiny little fellow I can drink up by the thousands without noticing it? Manifisto fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Feb 22, 2023 |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:13 |
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your friend sk posted:I 100% forget why and where I took this so is the traffic cone actually a ghost, or merely a haunted traffic cone? |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:15 |
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Tiny Myers posted:
perhaps the creepiest thing about this is the dye that was used, that 100% looks like the upper torso of a baby human that has somehow been fused with a tide pod |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:17 |
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biosterous posted:
amazing how much the hull looks like a gigantic whale, but it's the submersible that really makes the image by highlighting the scale. were there no images of leonardo dicaprio's ghost? is he still down there drawing french ghosts in their altogether? |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:21 |
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Saoshyant posted:Hm, you can't drink them because it would be noticeable, but they can be small. 3 meters okay thank you very much and nope nope nope
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:22 |
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barnold posted:
drat you this was such a lighthearted and v byob image without the back story!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:24 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:
. . . whereas with this one, the graininess of the image actually lends it a haunted quality even without the story behind it. |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:26 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:
what on earth? does the ebay listing really call it haunted? |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:27 |
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an epic story! I was gonna say it reminded me of something . . . |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:28 |
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this is, not gonna lie, a perfect example of creepiness. I am imagining coming across that in some abandoned house in the woods, and getting a very clear sense that I should not under any circumstances pick it up . . . any backstory, or did you just like the photo? |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:30 |
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Rarity posted:
agreed, you have about 300% more ghosts in your image than anyone else! |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:32 |
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Finger Prince posted:
this lady clearly has a story to tell--multiple stories--and if I am ever in the Duluth area and have some time to kill I am 100% going to take one of her tours |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:33 |
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okay, THE SCORES! this one was hard to judge. zero points - nobody gets zero points this time around. one and two points - nobody gets one or two points. they were all good submissions! three points - Saoshyant (terrifying! haunted though?), your friend sk (hilarious image, but I am more intrigued than spooked), Charles Bukowski (the coffin certainly is puzzling but I do not feel haunted), viginti septem (love the story) four points - Dumb Sex-Parrot (cool intriguing image), Stoner Sloth (nice bit of history), biosterous (just a great photo), Quadramind (lots of atmosphere but also nicely subtle), Tiny Myers (call david cronenberg!) five points - Rarity (most ghosts in her image, also great image location), barnold (extra points for the byob connection), Finger Prince (awesome lady, clearly if not haunted herself is v familiar with da spooks)
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:48 |
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okay, watch this space, the next task is coming soon! more specifically, right around 1:00 PM EST!! normally after the judging we will post the cumulative scores, but since this is the first round, we'll skip that this time! |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:49 |
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quote is not edit dammit! |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:52 |
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beer pal posted:my submission was so ghostly and spectral and ethereal that you couldnt even see the post ooh let me go back and redo the scores! |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 18:54 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:objection! Rarity posted:They are metaphorical representations of the countless spirits resting as denizens of the depths ah metaphors, effortlessly encapsulating the world around us, like some kind of, uh, figurative description . . . things |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 19:22 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:OFFICIAL SUBMISSION lol somehow I knew . . . I just knew . . . this was coming
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 19:39 |
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Rarity posted:Rocksanne
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 20:52 |
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Rarity posted:Are these tasks being scored separately or together? I believe there will be one combined score for both parts. GaG can correct me if I'm wrong! |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 21:15 |
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dang there is some stiff competition here, glad I'm not the one doing the judging!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 22:56 |
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okay, as it's now just past 5pm EST, submissions for Task 2 are closed! our judge for this task, GaG, will weigh in with the scores shortly!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 23:06 |
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nut posted:no i don't even have rocks nearby ( it's illegal to wake them during winter) I'm going to call shenanigans on this, as nuts are technically very small rocks it's called science my dude
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 23:39 |
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nut posted:oh in that case i look like poo poo you look like your usual dashing self, bicycling that air like you just don't care |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 23:43 |
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thank you GaG for the scoring! I promised I'd keep a running total (as they do on the show), the current rankings are: Rarity 10 Dumb Sex-Parrot 9 Finger Prince 9 your friend sk 7 biosterous 7 barnold 7 Stoner Sloth 7 Charles Bukowski 7 Quadramind 7 Tiny Myers 6 Saoshyant 3 Viginti Septem 3 but please note there are a lot of tasks left, plenty of opportunities for even someone who has not yet participated to walk away with first place!! and on that note, our next task will be announced tomorrow, Feb. 23 at around 10:00am EST! see you all then!
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 00:37 |
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Good morning! I hope you all are well rested and ready to take on another day of tasking! Task 3 Hopefully you are familiar with the BYOB Goldmine. As wonderful as it is, it's missing something: your posts! Or more specifically, posts that you could have and possibly should have made in those goldmined threads! Your task is to select a single thread--the best thread, from your perspective--from the BYOB Goldmine, and then write a single post (from you) that should have been in that thread. The combined best thread choice and best missing post wins! You have until 11:30AM Eastern to select your thread and post a link to the thread, along with the text of the post you think should have been included, ITT. That's an hour and a half away. Your time starts . . . now!
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 15:59 |
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nice work so far, keep 'em coming! the deadline is in just a few minutes! |
# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 17:23 |
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. . . aaand Task 3 is closed! thanks for all the entries, judging will begin shortly! |
# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 17:31 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 03:56 |
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Snuff Melange posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3981248&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2 love it! my pulse is racing just looking at the photo. will he escape . . . from noise? Five points! your friend sk posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3967710&pagenumber=4&perpage=40 this gets a good heartly lol from me, and four points! biosterous posted:
magnificent! five points! barnold posted:thread: Should I go to a party in six hours hopefully the vengabus came for our long-ago byob friends even without your addition. three points! Rarity posted:OFFICIAL SUBMISSION Rarity posted:Yes a quote of elegant simplicity, yet there is no dearth of heady things to say about it. would that we could turn back time to the simple but chaotic celebrations of yesteryear, when we were free of plagues, questionable leaders, and so many of the worries that have chafed at us in recent years, and encourage windy to go to that drat party! such a refined and sophisticated entry deserves a refined and sophisticated score. Three points! |
# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 17:54 |