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gollum can sneak around in the area he's used to (scrubland, swamps, mountain), swim real good, and maybe strangle a fool if he gets in close ewoks are shown to be able to make elaborate traps and weapons out of wood and vines. also there's a lot of them both have nasty teeth imo the only way gollum has a chance is if the battlefield is strongly in his favour, and even then he could only win by slowly picking off isolated ewoks one by one. if he gets noticed by a group he'd get swarmed, even if they didn't have a bunch of wood to make spears with and stuff
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Buttchocks posted:What's the difference between ewoks and hobbits? That's not a joke, I'm serious. ewoks: big eyes, sharp teeth, live in trees hobbits: small eyes, big feet, live in the dirt
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baka fwocka fwame posted:Grim Ewok Battle Sergeant Wub Blub studies the dawning battle sky which is full of tie fighters shooting lasers. Alas, he thinks, this is a wub dub bub day for our people. To the north he can see the incandescence of flame burning a savage aurora through the treeline. "yub yub, commander," Tub Bubly choked out, tears matter the fur under his giant eyes, "it's been an honour"
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counterpoint: stormtroopers cannot even hit a stationary target, and hobbits are incredibly stationary most of the time
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(given that they have "glowah" mean both "power" and "freedom" that translation is at least partially horseshit)
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