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Stoner Sloth

we all know the ewoks ate those storm troopers, gollum is a light brunch

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Stoner Sloth

thanos is powerful but the ewoks turn to their religion and surprisingly in a flash of divine light C3PO appears, empowered by god energies.

he's still the same polite protocol droid though and rather than battle thanos he simply calmly points out that thanos plot to save the universe by deleting half the population is mind numbingly loving stupid since:

1. and, this is important, thanos has the infinity gauntlet with the power to say create endless resources for everyone
2. killing half of a fast breeding, resource intensive species will have negligible effect while slower lived, less resource using species will be seriously impacted. in some cases such as eusocial species with only one individual responsible for reproductive duties it amounts to a 50/50 chance of genocide
3. it just seems like a heavy handed metaphor for ecofacisim?

thanos is destroyed by FACTS and LOGIC and is reduced to tears, realizing he's basically the most poorly conceived character ever created and while he's laying around weeping the ewoks swoop in, kill and eat him

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