Grim Ewok Battle Sergeant Wub Blub studies the dawning battle sky which is full of tie fighters shooting lasers. Alas, he thinks, this is a wub dub bub day for our people. To the north he can see the incandescence of flame burning a savage aurora through the treeline. His 2nd at arms Tub Bubly approaches. "Wubba, Cap. This is the poo poo, huh. Never in all my froovles have I seen a clusterfuck like this." Wub Blub picks scuff from his belly. "The Empire really hosed us in our ewok asses when they got this new bounty hunter who likes to run around biting people." Tub Bubly frowns in that way characteristic to him. How innocent he looks, Wub Blub thinks, and how fearsome too. A proud Ewok warrior. "He's just one hosed up hobbit, sir. We should set a trap for him." Wub Blub shakes his head. "No, he'll be expecting that. Now, you've still got your grenades, right?" Tub Bubly swallows. "Yes." "Give them to me," Wub Blub says. "It's up to me to have the flubs to do this right." baka of lathspell fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Feb 22, 2023
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FutonForensic posted:i've met too many guys in college that said "you gotta hear my gollum" where i only met one guy that did the yub nub song. ewoks win by a mile its yub nub???? ive been saying wub nub this whole time
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