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Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Arch Nemesis posted:

Space Pirate encrypted data decoded. Log 11.420.7 Pussy analysis continues to provide more questions than answers. Our research teams have isolated the energy conduit that runs from the exterior twin mandibles to the energy core in the creature's nucleus, but the manner in which a pussy actually extracts the life force from its prey remains an utter mystery. The victim loses only a tiny amount of non-vital fluids, and yet the pussy extracts energy; identifying this energy is our central problem. It takes no physical form, and yet without it, the victim experiences extreme lethargy and loss of focus, and may exhibit marked change in behavior in order to remain in close proximity to the creature. We will continue to research this matter, as the isolation of this life-giving essence could be the key to our ascendance.

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:16

Bolverkur: Aug 9, 2012

Pewdiepie posted:

"Walking again huh?" whenever I played Morrowind on xbox.

lmao

# ? Feb 24, 2023 22:11

Leadthumb: Mar 24, 2006

Arch Nemesis posted:

Space Pirate encrypted data decoded. Log 11.420.7 Pussy analysis continues to provide more questions than answers. Our research teams have isolated the energy conduit that runs from the exterior twin mandibles to the energy core in the creature's nucleus, but the manner in which a pussy actually extracts the life force from its prey remains an utter mystery. The victim loses only a tiny amount of non-vital fluids, and yet the pussy extracts energy; identifying this energy is our central problem. It takes no physical form, and yet without it, the victim experiences extreme lethargy and loss of focus, and may exhibit marked change in behavior in order to remain in close proximity to the creature. We will continue to research this matter, as the isolation of this life-giving essence could be the key to our ascendance.

lmao

PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer.

# ? Feb 24, 2023 22:17

Bolverkur: Aug 9, 2012

Arch Nemesis posted:

Space Pirate encrypted data decoded. Log 11.420.7 Pussy analysis continues to provide more questions than answers. Our research teams have isolated the energy conduit that runs from the exterior twin mandibles to the energy core in the creature's nucleus, but the manner in which a pussy actually extracts the life force from its prey remains an utter mystery. The victim loses only a tiny amount of non-vital fluids, and yet the pussy extracts energy; identifying this energy is our central problem. It takes no physical form, and yet without it, the victim experiences extreme lethargy and loss of focus, and may exhibit marked change in behavior in order to remain in close proximity to the creature. We will continue to research this matter, as the isolation of this life-giving essence could be the key to our ascendance.

lmfao

# ? Feb 24, 2023 22:19

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Arch Nemesis posted:

Space Pirate encrypted data decoded. Log 11.420.7 Pussy analysis continues to provide more questions than answers. Our research teams have isolated the energy conduit that runs from the exterior twin mandibles to the energy core in the creature's nucleus, but the manner in which a pussy actually extracts the life force from its prey remains an utter mystery. The victim loses only a tiny amount of non-vital fluids, and yet the pussy extracts energy; identifying this energy is our central problem. It takes no physical form, and yet without it, the victim experiences extreme lethargy and loss of focus, and may exhibit marked change in behavior in order to remain in close proximity to the creature. We will continue to research this matter, as the isolation of this life-giving essence could be the key to our ascendance.

# ? Feb 25, 2023 01:09

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Access to Chocha Ruins East granted. Please step into the hologram.

# ? Feb 25, 2023 01:11

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Access to Chocha Ruins East granted. Please step into the hologram.

# ? Feb 25, 2023 01:12

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Access to Chocha Ruins East granted. Please step into the hologram.

lmfao

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# ? Feb 25, 2023 01:23

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Arch Nemesis posted:

Space Pirate encrypted data decoded. Log 11.420.7 Pussy analysis continues to provide more questions than answers. Our research teams have isolated the energy conduit that runs from the exterior twin mandibles to the energy core in the creature's nucleus, but the manner in which a pussy actually extracts the life force from its prey remains an utter mystery. The victim loses only a tiny amount of non-vital fluids, and yet the pussy extracts energy; identifying this energy is our central problem. It takes no physical form, and yet without it, the victim experiences extreme lethargy and loss of focus, and may exhibit marked change in behavior in order to remain in close proximity to the creature. We will continue to research this matter, as the isolation of this life-giving essence could be the key to our ascendance.

# ? Feb 25, 2023 01:27