- Larry Parrish
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Told the story before but the only times I ever saw my dad playing PC games he was playing counter strike condition zero with bots on de_dust and getting rolled because he only had the starting pistol. I said he could buy weapons at the start of the round and he jumped like I snuck up on him and mashed alt-f4 like it was porno or something.
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- Larry Parrish
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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In many ways gambling is gaming for dads.
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- Larry Parrish
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Space Pirate encrypted data decoded.
Log 11.420.7
Pussy analysis continues to provide more questions than answers. Our research teams have isolated the energy conduit that runs from the exterior twin mandibles to the energy core in the creature's nucleus, but the manner in which a pussy actually extracts the life force from its prey remains an utter mystery. The victim loses only a tiny amount of non-vital fluids, and yet the pussy extracts energy; identifying this energy is our central problem. It takes no physical form, and yet without it, the victim experiences extreme lethargy and loss of focus, and may exhibit marked change in behavior in order to remain in close proximity to the creature. We will continue to research this matter, as the isolation of this life-giving essence could be the key to our ascendance.
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