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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

That Little Demon posted:

Let’s see I have some more:

First time I saw my dad cry was when I deleted his 80 hour FF7 save

Grandpa played NES with his two index fingers and the controller on a flat surface. He beat all of Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle that way

Dad got me FF6 for Christmas and it already had a 59 hour save of his on it lol

,,,? youre stealing my stories. WTF.. Bro wtf

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

That's loving stolen valor.

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Cousin Foomin posted:

My mom had some weird hang ups about video games mostly being a boy activity so our family video game collection was curated by my brother. When they divorced my dad got a playstation and bought me a copy of Crash Bandicoot and Monster Rancher. It was the first time any games were bought thoughtfully with me in mind. I was obsessed and I wouldn't shut up about how magical it was that I could offer my dad's Metallica cd or whatever to the game and generate a new monster.

I remember coming home from a visit with my dad and my mom smugly presenting me with a game for our sega console that she choose 'just for me' and it was a game called Awesome Possum Kick's Dr Machino's Butt. I don't know if I was more excited that my mother got me, her darling girl, a game of my own or that the game title held the forbidden word 'butt'. It was a bad game but a big moment for me.

Tearing up a bit.

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

extremebuff posted:

in 5th grade I went over to a friends house for their birthday party, and a kid brought a whole PS2 with gta3 in it. we were all marveling at it, bday kid's mom walks in and says "Wow, look at those graphics!"

the kid with the ps2 goes "yeah watch this" and pulls out a bat and beats a random woman to death and sprays blood everywhere. the mom shrieks NOOO and literally loving yanks the ps2 out of the wall and rips out all the cables, and then called every single persons parents to tell them about this while yelling at us between calls

she tried to go on the no violence tangent with my mom, who just said "es un juego, tu eres boba?" (its just a game are you stupid?) and I was never allowed in that house again.

lolllll

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Pewdiepie posted:

"Walking again huh?" whenever I played Morrowind on xbox.

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

That Little Demon posted:

bro you got alzheimers?

thats my loving story you hack

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

That Little Demon posted:

it literally cannot be your story because it happened to me, all of it, and I'll post the logs

both in 2018 lmfao Whoa

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3860413&pagenumber=1&perpage=40&highlight=deleted,ff7#post485166454

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3649384&pagenumber=1141&perpage=40&highlight=dad,ff7#post488626429

i think i posted the story sometime earlier than that on a different account ., but still lmfaoing

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

when i said disc 4 i meant 3. was thinking of ff8's case, but the game ff7.

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Aug 5, 2018

Pablo Nergigante posted:

GA and BBG are two aspects of the same person. It's a Tyler Durden situation

sometime sthis lines up and sometimes it doesnt..

gamer dads
david foster wallace
both own the mde book lmfao
wife with big tits
pitchfork 2009-2013 music playlists
insane
addicted to mmos

however his cock is extremely small lol.

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

That Little Demon posted:

oh and lets not forget... MOBAS AND GAMBLING!!!

lmfao Goes without saying :cheers:

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

That Little Demon posted:

coin theory but its a two headed coin lol

i wish. i would gamble with that coin all the time lol and be loving rich

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

lets all have a goon meet gambling trip

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Never been to a casino but I want to

Save it for me. Lets loving go

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

That Little Demon posted:

I've book you, pablo, me and Dio and hormel a suite here for the weekend

https://moheganpa.com/

bring 10k minimum, we are all going home with 1 million plus

flying out first class and puttin it on muh credit card., ill be able to pay for it after the casino no probleml ol

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Less than 3 hour drive from me...

ill book you a limo dude. just throw it all on the card.

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

we have to bump this up. jeff ross gonna be there on the 24th. send me your numbers so i can just send you the hotel confirmations. already booked no worries

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

lmfao

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Aug 5, 2018

That Little Demon posted:

at the high rollers table at the sun with Jeff ross and guess what? he's heard of imp zone, hes a lurker but he loves that poo poo.

Jeff just texted me about Jeff. Said Jeff hosed up big time. Jeff's gonna try to smooth it over with Jeff.

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