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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Dad got fired for bringing NES and a small TV into work

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Let’s see I have some more:

First time I saw my dad cry was when I deleted his 80 hour FF7 save

Grandpa played NES with his two index fingers and the controller on a flat surface. He beat all of Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle that way

Dad got me FF6 for Christmas and it already had a 59 hour save of his on it lol

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Dad saw I looked at porno on the computer and took out the Voodoo 3 card

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Dads search history in 1998:

Lara Croft nude mod

Lara Croft tits mod

How do I download a mod

How to install mod

Mods for tomb raider don’t work

How to hide search history

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
My mom never lived videogames until she saw the casino in dragon warrior 3

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
I have a stepdad and stepmom who are married and somehow I ended up with them (don’t ask) who played Mario 64 the entire way through only crawling as Mario

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
My dad asked me to beat Bulletwitch on XB360 for him so he could see the ending. Probably the happiest I ever made him.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Pewdiepie posted:

"Walking again huh?" whenever I played Morrowind on xbox.

Lol

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

insane anime posted:

,,,? youre stealing my stories. WTF.. Bro wtf

bro you got alzheimers?

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

insane anime posted:

thats my loving story you hack

it literally cannot be your story because it happened to me, all of it, and I'll post the logs

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

insane anime posted:

sometime sthis lines up and sometimes it doesnt..

gamer dads
david foster wallace
both own the mde book lmfao
wife with big tits
pitchfork 2009-2013 music playlists
insane
addicted to mmos

however his cock is extremely small lol.

lets show each other our dicks in PMs :D

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

insane anime posted:

sometime sthis lines up and sometimes it doesnt..

gamer dads
david foster wallace
both own the mde book lmfao
wife with big tits
pitchfork 2009-2013 music playlists
insane
addicted to mmos

however his cock is extremely small lol.

oh and lets not forget... MOBAS AND GAMBLING!!!

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
coin theory but its a two headed coin lol

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

insane anime posted:

i wish. i would gamble with that coin all the time lol and be loving rich

lmfao

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

insane anime posted:

lets all have a goon meet gambling trip


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Never been to a casino but I want to

I've book you, pablo, me and Dio and hormel a suite here for the weekend

https://moheganpa.com/

bring 10k minimum, we are all going home with 1 million plus

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

insane anime posted:

we have to bump this up. jeff ross gonna be there on the 24th. send me your numbers so i can just send you the hotel confirmations. already booked no worries

bro put the card away, I'm comped from the last visit :D

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Less than 3 hour drive from me...

we are sending the limo, 6pm pickup and eat as much as you want, driver is chill so smoke up too if you like

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
at the high rollers table at the sun with Jeff ross and guess what? he's heard of imp zone, hes a lurker but he loves that poo poo.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
I've literally never walked away from roulette without at least 10x what I bet lol

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

insane anime posted:

Jeff just texted me about Jeff. Said Jeff hosed up big time. Jeff's gonna try to smooth it over with Jeff.

bro that was you in the group chat? why tf don't I have your numbner or is that your second cell for when the wife doesn't know you are at the sun lol? some walter rear end white poo poo my man

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Arch Nemesis posted:

Space Pirate encrypted data decoded.

Log 11.420.7

Pussy analysis continues to provide more questions than answers. Our research teams have isolated the energy conduit that runs from the exterior twin mandibles to the energy core in the creature's nucleus, but the manner in which a pussy actually extracts the life force from its prey remains an utter mystery. The victim loses only a tiny amount of non-vital fluids, and yet the pussy extracts energy; identifying this energy is our central problem. It takes no physical form, and yet without it, the victim experiences extreme lethargy and loss of focus, and may exhibit marked change in behavior in order to remain in close proximity to the creature. We will continue to research this matter, as the isolation of this life-giving essence could be the key to our ascendance.

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