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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Hizke's neurologist: That's nice, but I asked you to draw a clock.

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

ol yeller posted:

Solemn Dizzy the Egg and FatWorm sitting by my bed as I wait for my death.

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

In the Alzheimer’s wing it just looks like Lyles signature all over the floor and walls

lol

 




EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Playing Skyrim on the hospice machine that’s euthanising me ftw




Thanks Pablo and Sub-Actuality for the great sigs!

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

tearfully caressing a weathered photo of my city of heroes character

 




That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Called my son EverQuest today and he broke down and signed me up for a retirement community

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

me: how many A presses are they down to?? I bet it's under 5, I bet I'm missing it and you all won't let me see!

*nurse looking concerned* that sounds very interesting, but I need you to calm down and play your Assassin's Creed

me: I don't wanna! I don't wanna play Assassin's Creed! You're all poisoning me with open world trash, and that other nurse is stealing my pokemon!


Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

showing off my game club trophies to my exasperated grandchildren for the 100th time

 




Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Asking my greedy grandchildren if any of them can name for me a single character from chono trigger, then scoffing and cutting them all out of my will just before I die.




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Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
pressing myself against all the walls and furniture and holding up a lovely scrap of paper with "SCANNER" written on it


ty sub-actuality for av & the kins for sig

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

pressing myself against all the walls and furniture and holding up a lovely scrap of paper with "SCANNER" written on it

lol

 




Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

Grandchildren shaking my body, screaming. Burble de what, Grandpa? Burble de what?

Hizke posted:

Bubsy sucking on my old dick and i'm too infirm to stop him. Sorry I took this to a weird place, but just a thought I had.

ol yeller posted:

Bubsy unplugging my life support: What could PAWSSIBLY go wrong?

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

pressing myself against all the walls and furniture and holding up a lovely scrap of paper with "SCANNER" written on it

lmfao

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Calling every orderly a loving noob any time they try to make me cooperate lol




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Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

pressing myself against all the walls and furniture and holding up a lovely scrap of paper with "SCANNER" written on it

lol




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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Tearfully, my son holds the Ryza body pillow to my face. It'll all be over soon, dad

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

big native american guy spending weeks prepping, then throwin the original xbox out the window and escaping

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

pablo kicking over his bedpan when the nurse won't put on simpsons season 74

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Fungah! posted:

big native american guy spending weeks prepping, then throwin the original xbox out the window and escaping

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Nurses printing out everyone's WoW screenshot folders for scrapbooking day.

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

Fungah! posted:

big native american guy spending weeks prepping, then throwin the original xbox out the window and escaping

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

big native american guy spending weeks prepping, then throwin the original xbox out the window and escaping

One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Fungah! posted:

big native american guy spending weeks prepping, then throwin the original xbox out the window and escaping




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Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Fungah! posted:

big native american guy spending weeks prepping, then throwin the original xbox out the window and escaping

lol

 




Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

nurse Ratchet. lol

 




Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Lmfao

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Sub-Actuality posted:

nurse Ratchet. lol



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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013




Thanks Pablo and Sub-Actuality for the great sigs!

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007


lmao

 




Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Senile playing Oblivion

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Plebian Parasite posted:

Senile playing Oblivion

lmao

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Plebian Parasite posted:

Senile playing Oblivion

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Sub-Actuality posted:

showing off my game club trophies to my exasperated grandchildren for the 100th time

lol this hits close to home for some reason

copy
Jul 26, 2007


lol lateto

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

copy posted:

lol lateto

lol

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006


lmao




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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lmfao

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007


 




Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lmfaoo

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Jun 20, 2010

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