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I figure if Putin holds out long enough, or —God forbid— he decides to drop a nuke or something, someone in his inner circle will just say gently caress it and blow his brains out. So I guess there's three eventual outcomes: he survives the war (win or lose), he's assassinated, or he dies of cancer or whatever the gently caress he has. We gonna place bets? Normally, goons openly root for the deaths of US
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Put him in the gas chamber. Meaning the giant plastic bag attached with a hose up my rear end that I fart farts into after eating a day's worth of peas and Ben and Jerry's.
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Toxic Mental posted:Put him in the gas chamber. Meaning the giant plastic bag attached with a hose up my rear end that I fart farts into after eating a day's worth of peas and Ben and Jerry's. joke's on you, this is Putin's fetish and the entire war is an elaborate setup to make it happen
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Feb 22, 2023 23:01
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He's gonna croak before anyone does anything to him like Stalin
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Feb 22, 2023 23:02
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He'll outlive us all, OP
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Feb 22, 2023 23:02
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Does Putin smoke cigars? Asking for a friend.
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Feb 22, 2023 23:02
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50 bones says radioactive milk in the next 2 years.
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Feb 22, 2023 23:04
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It's Winter in Russia. We should set him on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life
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Feb 22, 2023 23:05
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Putin it in my rear end!!
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Feb 22, 2023 23:12
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Putin it in my rear end!!
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Feb 22, 2023 23:12
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Putin it in my rear end!!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Putin it in my rear end!!
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Feb 22, 2023 23:16
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I know a thread this would be better asked in.
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Feb 22, 2023 23:18
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The media was painting him as weak and dying like a year ago. What happened to that?
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Feb 22, 2023 23:21
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Charles Bukowski posted:I know a thread this would be better asked in. got u fam
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Feb 22, 2023 23:21
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the war with china has been pretty transparently slated for 2027, so putin has a few more years before we need to wrap that war up and start supplying taiwan
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Feb 22, 2023 23:21
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He is probably going to fall out a series of windows
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Feb 22, 2023 23:23
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Jelly posted:The media was painting him as weak and dying like a year ago. What happened to that? With modern medicine, an evil billionaire can be kept alive in a tortuous zombie state almost indefinitely
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Feb 22, 2023 23:31
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Charles Bukowski posted:I know a thread this would be better asked in. Apple hardware thread?
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Lincoln posted:Apple hardware thread? I wasn't thinking that but now I am.
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Feb 22, 2023 23:33
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The walls are closing in. Putin is increasingingly isolated in the Kremlin.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Putin it in my rear end!! putin, pullout (of lsbb's butt)
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Feb 23, 2023 00:11
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I murdered Vova the other night in his sleep. He dead. 
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Honestly can't believe he's still in office after all the times I've posted that he's a war criminal. It's almost as if the time I've spent getting angry in various political threads has been a complete waste.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Putin it in my rear end!!
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Honestly can't believe he's still in office after all the times I've posted that he's a war criminal. It's almost as if the time I've spent getting angry in various political threads has been a complete waste. lol also this. my posting seems to have no effect at all??? that can't be righy...
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*Looking though my rifle scope* it'll be done as soon as the Mr. X and the guy with the eyepatch transfer the money to my Swiss account. e: just realized I was holding the rifle backwards
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Feb 23, 2023 00:37
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who is gonna do it? Not it
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Nuts and Gum posted:who is gonna do it? Not it Do what? install windows in his big table room?
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How long until putin shits he own pants
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I murdered Vova the other night in his sleep. thank you
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Fumble posted:Do what? install windows in his big table room? You’re now it. Please do the needful.
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Someone should buy him an SA Forums account. Pretty sure he’d be instantly banned, but maybe we could talk to the mods.
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Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy
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Russia will keep half of Ukraine, NATO will say "we didn't lose, we left with dignity" or "made peace with honor" or whatever, this will all be repeated with Poland or Moldova or whoever next decade, and Putin will live to a ripe old age and die peacefully in his sleep, beloved by family and friends.
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He's going to choke to death sucking his massive loving dick. He's gonna have eight whole inches of his shlong down his throat, and it'll be so swollen it'll get stuck and he'll start choking and eventually suffocate. Then with his dying breath he'll coat his entire throat with cum and poo poo himself for good measure. I've got a doctorate in political theory, this is exactly what will happen based on my education.
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Mega64 posted:He's going to choke to death sucking his massive loving dick. He's gonna have eight whole inches of his shlong down his throat, and it'll be so swollen it'll get stuck and he'll start choking and eventually suffocate. Then with his dying breath he'll coat his entire throat with cum and poo poo himself for good measure.  thank you Dr Mega64 for your insight into suffocation on one’s own penis
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Animal-Mother posted:Russia will keep half of Ukraine, NATO will say "we didn't lose, we left with dignity" or "made peace with honor" or whatever, this will all be repeated with Poland or Moldova or whoever next decade, and Putin will live to a ripe old age and die peacefully in his sleep, beloved by family and friends. Mega64 posted:He's going to choke to death sucking his massive loving dick. He's gonna have eight whole inches of his shlong down his throat, and it'll be so swollen it'll get stuck and he'll start choking and eventually suffocate. Then with his dying breath he'll coat his entire throat with cum and poo poo himself for good measure. Both of these are correct.
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Jelly posted:The media was painting him as weak and dying like a year ago. What happened to that? Just like how Osama Bin Laden was dying of some kidney disease for years and years. The intelligence community says some poo poo and the media dutifully reports it.
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