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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

is that neo-nazi matthew heimbach behind him?

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Azathoth posted:

Liberal desire to improve the world can generally be summed up as "I want the world to be a better place but not if it comes with any decrease in my own standard of living". If there's a way to feed everyone, they're cool with it, but if it means even marginally higher taxes, they'll fight you with bottles and chains.

Yeah, but in the case of left liberals especially they will also say poo poo like 'we need to do X' where X cannot realistically be accomplished without decreasing their standard of living

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


really queer Christmas posted:

My offer to the gbs guys that browse cspam

🖕

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Weka posted:

Yeah, but in the case of left liberals especially they will also say poo poo like 'we need to do X' where X cannot realistically be accomplished without decreasing their standard of living

Depending on the person, that can be a good gateway to the actual left. A lot of people have deeply internalized that better things aren't possible, and so they say poo poo like that because their conscience cries for help. But sometimes it's a Buttigieg-style deadeyed psychopath who has just learned that people generally like them more when they say that.

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Now that az is gone I'm going to request to be made admin over only gbs and cspam. You won't be able to predict what happens next!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Now that az is gone I'm going to request to be made admin over only gbs and cspam. You won't be able to predict what happens next!

always figured they promote based on BMI

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
backseat moderating idiots?

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Animal-Mother posted:

backseat moderating idiots?

I'm actually front-seat moderating, thanks

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

redneck nazgul posted:

always figured they promote based on BMI

My BMI IS pretty high. lemme check... oh yeah lol

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Now that az is gone I'm going to request to be made admin over only gbs and cspam. You won't be able to predict what happens next!

a dramatic increase in bad probations/bans?

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Shifty Nipples posted:

a dramatic increase in bad probations/bans?

starting with all the people who've been mean to me this week!

speng31b
May 8, 2010

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Now that az is gone I'm going to request to be made admin over only gbs and cspam. You won't be able to predict what happens next!

Do it

speng31b
May 8, 2010

dont you ever ever hide your light under a bushel

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

speng31b posted:

dont you ever ever hide your light under a bushel

Under a bushel?!

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Under a bushel?!

XD

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

NeatHeteroDude posted:

My BMI IS pretty high. lemme check... oh yeah lol



Manlet confirmed

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

5'11''... the cowards height

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 89 days!
fat bitch

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


im 5'7"

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

5'11''... the cowards height


I'm actually taller than the average American man...


Big...boned....


Lmao

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Weka posted:

Yeah, but in the case of left liberals especially they will also say poo poo like 'we need to do X' where X cannot realistically be accomplished without decreasing their standard of living

left-libs are the raw clay that we make commies out of

they just need to have their brains cracked by something shocking and they'll realize that the system that they put their faith in is hosed

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

NeatHeteroDude posted:

starting with all the people who've been mean to me this week!

:ohdear:

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Zeroisanumber posted:

left-libs are the raw clay that we make commies out of

they just need to have their brains cracked by something shocking and they'll realize that the system that they put their faith in is hosed

You're not wrong but most have an uncanny ability to believe mutually contradictory things which makes their faith nigh unshakeable.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

NeatHeteroDude posted:

I'm actually taller than the average American man...

in the country of manlets the slightly taller than average man is king

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

im short

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin

NeatHeteroDude posted:

I'm actually taller than the average American man...

This is cope anyone under 6 feet is a manlet. Blame your mom or genetics

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

NeatHeteroDude posted:

My BMI IS pretty high. lemme check... oh yeah lol



jesus you'd have to be 130lbs to be considered "underweight"

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
DNA is a DICK

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Azathoth posted:

it's something that i unironically think about from time to time. it's such a powerful insight into the liberal brain

you already burned out your way down from admin and mod to nothing? lol.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

fart simpson posted:

you already burned out your way down from admin and mod to nothing? lol.

the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Azathoth posted:

the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

which lihgt is that

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

fart simpson posted:

which lihgt is that

ive been lighting my farts a lot lately

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

that’s rude, directed clearly at me

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

you should be ik of the stewie griffin politics thread

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


fart simpson posted:

you should be ik of the stewie griffin politics thread

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Nobody is 5’11 just like nobody is 6’1 or 5’5. These are liar heights for 5’8, 5’11.75, and 5’2.5, respectively

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Oh oh my doctor told me I’m 68 inches so I can get away with claiming 71 to hide my bitter insecurity says NHD.

Yes yes and despite being 71.75 inches I can easily claim over six feet if I wear the right shoes, says whoever the gently caress NHD is talking to in this story

I agree, pipes in some short rear end third party who is obviously well under 65 inches but has a govt issued ID and an online dating profile that say otherwise

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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

just fix your posture and gain like an inch

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