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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Julius Caesar's assassination seems like a fairly important saga. I'm just not sure if it happened in the Forum proper.

It was outside the pomerium even if I recall

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i heard he got assassinated in gaul

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Just remembered the Flame Warriors drawings.

http://web.archive.org/web/20120113063852/http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

Loved this site.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i heard he got assassinated in gaul

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
https://expeditionportal.com/forum/threads/democratic-republic-of-congo-lubumbashi-to-kinshasa.50799/

A 2010 thread by a Belgian couple who drove overland across Congo from Lubumbashi to Kinshasa. It's both a fascinating journey in a place with zero infrastructure and an infuriating read because these two are colonial as gently caress.

quote:

We came across a truck that was parked in the middle of the track. Luckily the surrounding area was pretty open, so we could pass it.

Us: "Bonjour, ca va?" - "Hi, how are you?"
- Them: "Ca va un peu bien " - "I am doing a little bit ok" -> typical Congelese answer this!

Us: "Votre vehicle est en panne?" - "Did you truck broke down?"
- Them: "Oui, mais ils vient avec des nouveaux pièces" - "Yes, but they are coming with spare parts"

So we chat a bit and we ask what their problem exactly was. They left Ilebo for Kananga with a load of building materials for a rich guy in Kananga. Their engine had completely seized. Their cargo was transferred onto another truck and they had taken the engine out and transported the engine to Kinshasa to get it rebuild. In the meantime the truck 'crew' stayed onsite to safeguard the truck. But they were very happy as they just received news that the necessary parts for the engine were now ordered in Germany, so the parts would come arrive in Kinshasa in a few weeks time!

A fascinating story, and they told it as if the was the most normal thing in the world. Fair enough. We said our goodbyes and asked them one more final question. How long had they been here?

"Un peu plus qu'un an maintenant" - "Just over a year"

quote:

We thought about our experiences of the previous day. As mentioned before we always had this nervousness/anxiousness when going to a new country. Usually it dissapeared within minutes when we were welcomed by friendly people in a friendly country. We had been in Congo for a week now. Of which we only spent 1 day on the road. But the nervousness was still there.

It seemed like so many Congolese tried their best to make us feel unwelcome. And the few friendly people we met made us feel totally out of place with their tragic stories. So many people expected that we would be able to help them. Could we stand it to keep dissapointing those people? We are just tourists passing trough.. it feels wrong.

Was it wrong to come to Congo? Would it be like this for the rest of our trip? We are already exhausted after a single day on the road. The corruption, the roads... where we taking too many risks now?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I can't imagine why Congolese wouldn't be too hot on Belgians.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Not exactly A forum saga, but I do want to know about the final days of the Tim Allen Idea Exchange

https://mobile.twitter.com/coolgarydotnet/status/506550045622415360

https://web.archive.org/web/20180725072347/http://ideaexchange.timallen.com/ looks like the last archive.org crawl of the functioning page.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Grassy Knowles posted:

Not exactly A forum saga, but I do want to know about the final days of the Tim Allen Idea Exchange

https://mobile.twitter.com/coolgarydotnet/status/506550045622415360

https://web.archive.org/web/20180725072347/http://ideaexchange.timallen.com/ looks like the last archive.org crawl of the functioning page.

oh wow



the greatest thread in the history of the tim allen forums

left for dead after 9 pages of posts but a hundred thousand people came to see it over the years. respect

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

https://expeditionportal.com/forum/threads/democratic-republic-of-congo-lubumbashi-to-kinshasa.50799/

A 2010 thread by a Belgian couple who drove overland across Congo from Lubumbashi to Kinshasa. It's both a fascinating journey in a place with zero infrastructure and an infuriating read because these two are colonial as gently caress.

lol. i loving hate tourists. no it's not my job to make you feel welcome. if anything its my job to make you not come back. tourism is an extractive industry and it removes wealth from the local economy in most cases.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

https://expeditionportal.com/forum/threads/democratic-republic-of-congo-lubumbashi-to-kinshasa.50799/

A 2010 thread by a Belgian couple who drove overland across Congo from Lubumbashi to Kinshasa. It's both a fascinating journey in a place with zero infrastructure and an infuriating read because these two are colonial as gently caress.

on the first page they refuse to pay 5 bucks to a border guard and steal a 50 buck ferry ride. lol. loving tourists.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I first learned that some people really, really care too much about circumcision because of a guy who posted incessantly about foreskin restoration on another forum almost twenty-five years ago. He had his own website where he blathered about foreskins too. The early internet was a hell of a place.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I first learned that some people really, really care too much about circumcision because of a guy who posted incessantly about foreskin restoration on another forum almost twenty-five years ago. He had his own website where he blathered about foreskins too. The early internet was a hell of a place.

Speaking of circumcision, we’ve got the silent hill wiki meltdown

https://mobile.twitter.com/voidburger/status/676607219689988096

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Grassy Knowles posted:

Speaking of circumcision, we’ve got the silent hill wiki meltdown

https://mobile.twitter.com/voidburger/status/676607219689988096

Does a wiki count as a forum? I suppose the talk pages might but I'm gonna need a ruling on this.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
I can’t find the original thread so https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2015/12/video-game-site-oddly-fixated-on-circumcision.html

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

lmao I had no idea the Silent Hill Circumcision guy branched out onto other wikis. Shame about the crazy, but he's playing good games at least

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Does a wiki count as a forum? I suppose the talk pages might but I'm gonna need a ruling on this.

I think the talk pages do count and they’re where most of the action happens but I’m up to being challenged on this

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/aug/26/shock-an-aw-us-teenager-wrote-huge-slice-of-scots-wikipedia

if wiki's count then boy do I have a good one lmfao

“This is going to sound incredibly hyperbolic and hysterical,” wrote Ultach, “but I think this person has possibly done more damage to the Scots language than anyone else in history. They engaged in cultural vandalism on a hitherto unprecedented scale.”

The 19-year-old North Carolinian, who edits under the username AmaryllisGardner, responded on Wikipedia saying that he was “devastated” at the reaction “after years of my thinking I was doing good”.

He wrote: “I was only a 12-year-old kid when I started, and sometimes when you start something young, you can’t see that the habit you’ve developed is unhealthy and unhelpful as you get older.” He also called for other users to stop harassing him and his friends on social media.

According to Wikipedian MJL, another administrator on the site, AmaryllisGardner had created or edited 49% of all the articles on the Scots Wikipedia. “Speaking as an admin there, here’s what happened with Scots Wikipedia,” they tweeted after the story broke on Reddit. “Nobody cared about maintaining it. Someone stepped up because no one else did. That person was never given any guidance. Articles ended up being very poorly mistranslated.”

AmaryllisGardner’s edits showed a lack of understanding of the basics of the language: in one common error, he used “an aw” as a dictionary translation of the English word “also” when grammatically the phrase should be used more like “and all”. “I’m X, and I’m also Y,” can be translated as: “A’m X, an A’m Y an aw,” for instance. When the error was flagged in January this year, after seven years of editing the Scots Wikipedia, AmaryllisGardner said he had “never thought about that”.

In Wikipedia’s sometimes insular community, seniority matters a great deal. Purely by being an early, and prolific, editor of the Scots Wikipedia, AmaryllisGardener gained administrator rights, and the power to undo vandalism of the site, occasionally using that to overrule others who tried to fix his errors.

The revelation has led to some calling for the entire Scots Wikipedia to be deleted, arguing that its continued existence causes more harm than good. “It’s been suggested to me to nuke the whole thing and start over,” MJL said. Another proposal gaining support among Wikipedia’s broader community calls for every edit the user has made in the last seven years to be undone, even if that means deleting almost half of the encyclopaedia.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Crowetron posted:

lmao I had no idea the Silent Hill Circumcision guy branched out onto other wikis. Shame about the crazy, but he's playing good games at least

are there any other Gaming Circumcision Guys

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
OK yeah I forgot the Scots Wiki thing. Wikis should definitely count as forums.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

ItohRespectArmy posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/aug/26/shock-an-aw-us-teenager-wrote-huge-slice-of-scots-wikipedia

if wiki's count then boy do I have a good one lmfao

“This is going to sound incredibly hyperbolic and hysterical,” wrote Ultach, “but I think this person has possibly done more damage to the Scots language than anyone else in history. They engaged in cultural vandalism on a hitherto unprecedented scale.”

The 19-year-old North Carolinian, who edits under the username AmaryllisGardner, responded on Wikipedia saying that he was “devastated” at the reaction “after years of my thinking I was doing good”.

He wrote: “I was only a 12-year-old kid when I started, and sometimes when you start something young, you can’t see that the habit you’ve developed is unhealthy and unhelpful as you get older.” He also called for other users to stop harassing him and his friends on social media.

According to Wikipedian MJL, another administrator on the site, AmaryllisGardner had created or edited 49% of all the articles on the Scots Wikipedia. “Speaking as an admin there, here’s what happened with Scots Wikipedia,” they tweeted after the story broke on Reddit. “Nobody cared about maintaining it. Someone stepped up because no one else did. That person was never given any guidance. Articles ended up being very poorly mistranslated.”

AmaryllisGardner’s edits showed a lack of understanding of the basics of the language: in one common error, he used “an aw” as a dictionary translation of the English word “also” when grammatically the phrase should be used more like “and all”. “I’m X, and I’m also Y,” can be translated as: “A’m X, an A’m Y an aw,” for instance. When the error was flagged in January this year, after seven years of editing the Scots Wikipedia, AmaryllisGardner said he had “never thought about that”.

In Wikipedia’s sometimes insular community, seniority matters a great deal. Purely by being an early, and prolific, editor of the Scots Wikipedia, AmaryllisGardener gained administrator rights, and the power to undo vandalism of the site, occasionally using that to overrule others who tried to fix his errors.

The revelation has led to some calling for the entire Scots Wikipedia to be deleted, arguing that its continued existence causes more harm than good. “It’s been suggested to me to nuke the whole thing and start over,” MJL said. Another proposal gaining support among Wikipedia’s broader community calls for every edit the user has made in the last seven years to be undone, even if that means deleting almost half of the encyclopaedia.

I love the scots story so much, a great display on the fragility of memory and the importance of the Integrity part of the security triangle.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

I remembered Sammy Hagar had his own personal forum because I got so into Sammy Hagar for a month in middle school I made an account on the Sammy Hagar forum. I made like 1 post and then realized it was all like 40 year old boat owners. It was apparently locked in January of 2023. I assume this is because most posts had 0 replies and a few were spam, I kinda poked around a little and here’s a post I found that I feel encompasses the entire forum in its way past its prime final days:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
I was just thinking back on forums and I’m going to preemptively ask that we all show some restraint and avoid bringing up the Fish and Trout forums. That’s probably a little too spicy and close to home all things considered. <3 bless

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

OK yeah I forgot the Scots Wiki thing. Wikis should definitely count as forums.

talk pages are just the worst kind of forums so it definitely counts

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1

quote:

If I go every other day I will be at the gym 4-5 times a week, is that over training?

quote:

That makes no sense. There are only 7 days in a week. If you go every other day that is 3.5 times a week.

quote:

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

How do you go 3.5 times? Do a half workout or something? lol

quote:

I never said anything about going exactly 7 times, like I said, if I go every other day, that is 4 DAYS A WEEK. How hard is that to comprehend?

quote:

Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday.

8 DAYS IN 2 WEEKS

In your terms,

8x in 2 weeks = 4 times a week, genius.

All Muscle and No Brains? lol

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
https://www.ignboards.com/threads/wow-i-cannot-believe-my-mom-stooped-so-low.136316639/

quote:

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.


- keekers [face_love]

quote:

My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

quote:

You want a detailed summary of what happened today? Alright, here goes:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)

It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

That thread has 63 pages. It is still active.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








was the FF7 house a forum saga somewhere or was it just something on like, tumblr

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Tweak posted:

was the FF7 house a forum saga somewhere or was it just something on like, tumblr

There was a member of the house who posted a thread here actually iirc so maybe doesn’t count as “other” forums

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








oh my mistake then

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/198641-silent-hill/58651952

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"


lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

gamefaqs used to be cool because there were so many dead forums for games no one played or cared about there was one forum that for whatever reason was the one you could call the mods or other users out or something like that and it was some obscure computer game from the 80s lol hidden forums ftw

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
So John McAfee really liked drugs and loving, as I think the world eventually found out.
But for a while, it was just an open internet secret.

Wikipedia posted:

Bluelight is a web forum and research portal dedicated to harm reduction in drug use. As of May, 2022, it claims over 455,000 registered users. It was formed as bluelight.ru in 1999 before later switching to the bluelight.org domain. Bluelight has a dedicated following of people who use drugs, researchers, and people seeking advice for harm reduction in their drug use. It does not promote drug use explicitly, as evidenced by the honorarium to the deceased in Bluelight's Shrine where many members who have died due to their drug use, mental health disorders, and for other reasons.

Stuffmonger was a bluelight user and with little doubt legitimately McAfee himself. And he was batshit on research chemicals. Wanting to know other methods of research chemicals, McAfee also showed he’s a terrible poster.

Some kind soul posted:

Well these types of threads are not allowed at Bluelight. That was the easiest source of info I found.


stuffmonger posted:

I agree with the instability. It changes color from grayish-white to a beautiful tan, and texture from a talcum like powder to a larger grain with 4 or 5 days of precipitating, provided it's kept wet.

Why are threads like this not allowed? I've seen tons of freebasing discussions on Bluelight.

Just this thread goes on 53 pages.

It also gets really gross, reminder that he is living in a location where he feels he has power over police and very much would be an andrew tate interviewer today were he alive with all the crimes that suggests

Grassy Knowles has a new favorite as of 06:32 on Mar 1, 2023

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

bluelight was like tcc on uh, crack. insane body count for sure.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Famethrowa posted:

bluelight was like tcc on uh, crack. insane body count for sure.

There’s some “Lou Reads the Internet for You” episodes on bluelight and they’re totally bonkers; I think there was one on Robo Tripping that was really terrifying. He’s done a few drug forum episodes including places like TCC.

http://loureads.com/2015/05/21/lou-reads-ep137-the-amazing-world-of-robo-tripping-dxm-not-dmx/

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Famethrowa posted:

bluelight was like tcc on uh, crack. insane body count for sure.

I knew some tcc posters who graduated to bluelight in the late aughts and you’re not wrong, but if we want to talk the worst drug posting we must discuss the rollerskating self-loving mess that I think was from drugs-forum.com (SWIM stands for someone who isn’t me and definitely always means “me actually”)


:nws: :nms:

quote:

Swim's most euphoric combination was actually this morning:



Swallow a tablet of TUMS (antiacid)

then,



Crushed into fine powder:



- 80mg Ritalin with ECA Stack (24mg ECL Ephedrine, 81 mg Aspirin, 100mg Caffeine tablets.



and distributed the resulting 285 mg total cocktail powder as follows:



+ 20mg cocktail powder for Intra-urethral ROA (for automatic re-dosing):



Filled 20mg of this cocktail powder inside a hollow urethral plug, up the urethra, and lock it to my genital piecing. The tiny sweat will take care of slowly dissolving it.



+ 20mg cocktail powder for sub-lingual ROA (for automatic re-dosing) with a tongue piercing Rx delivery mechanism.



+ 245 Plugging:



Dissolved the remaining 245mg of power inside a baby feeding syringe filled with warm water, and squirted it up the rectum.



When finished plugging (aka Booty Bumping), I locked myself into a full waistband steel chastity belt with an integrated Steel Rattler Butt Plug, (Google for "Rattler Butt Plug" by Mr. S) that, in addition to completely seal the cocktail, it also ensured that any trapped opiates inside feces, will get crushed inside the rectum, dissolved and the large surface are of the steel butt plug, will evenly get soaked and distribute opiates trough the entire rectal mucus membrane it comes in contact with. -- That otherwise would get lost.



Knowing that my dentist cleanup is scheduled, for automatic re-dosing on the go, I also decided on to redose on the go sublingually ROA, through my tongue piercing barbell with a small container on the top. (Google for "Vibe Master Tongue Ring"). When the vibrator mechanism and the battery is removed, the housing can easily hold 20mg of powder) Drilled 4 tiny holes, one of which directly under the barbell stud, and as saliva will slowly come in contact, it will flow the opiate directly down the Salivary glands where the bottom ball comes into contact with.



For extra efficiency when working out, this is best done when biting on sports double mouthguard, as the a mouth guard will increase salivary flow coming into contact with the freely wiggling and unobstructed tongue piercing delivery mechanism. I'm not a big fan of sub-lingual ROA re-dosing when inline skating, because in addition if having to endure the terrible Ritalin taste soaked in the my mouth (also known as Meth Mouth), Meth mouth is a devastating effect of methamphetamines on teeth, by attacking and stripping the enamel. It's not what I particularly look forward to. I will only use this method once in a while for the experience, with caution and moderation, especially when I'm due for a teeth cleanup at my dentist.



I covered the outfit with a tight pair of spandex shorts, and put on a pair of inline skates and protective equipment, ready to skate the trails. It's desirable to be out the door fast, and already on inline-skates, before plugging onset kicks-in. It's usually the plugging onset that kicks in first, fast and hard, which happens to also be the largest dose. Clenching on wheels, lacing skates and putting on protection equipment while the onset quickly rushes to peak, can be tricky on the balance, so I manage to on wheels fast. It's best and safe to have a stabilized rolling skating momentum when the onset will kick-in. This instant moment, it's the highlight, and makes extremely pleasant experience. "The feeling is best described as: Being in a Concorde at the very moment it brakes the sound barrier"



I laced my skates, stood up the pavement and as I started to roll, every bump I was rolling over, caused my rattler butt plug to send mild, yet euphoric vibes up my spine. By the time, the initial syringe Plugging onset kicked-in fast and hard, just in time. And increasing exponentially with every move as now the butt plug is effectively dissolving and stirring like a food blender any trapped or hidden cocktail solution inside the anal canal). Definitely wired and tweaked for endurance.



Carried loads of Gatorade to keep hydrated. And obviously roller sating slow -- as any signs of pain was non-existent while cutting trough head wind or up slopes.



Inside my urethra, an (anatomical curved) 85mm Hollow Prince's wand sound filled with powder. As sweat comes in contact, it slowly drips the cocktail trough my vertical Apadravia Piercing barbell, effectively slowly and constantly re-dosing though the glans. Intra-urethral ROA is a very efficient ROA for hassle-free, hands-free automatic re-dosing, on the go.



My penis rendered in a meth-dick state confined inside my chastity belt steel tube, with every skating stroke and road bump, aside of the butt plug's clanger inside rattling vibes up my column, it was also mildly vibing against my prostate. This teasing, combined with the rolling skating motion, the weight of the powdered-filled wand inside my urethra was either sending my penis flying against the steel walls of it's thick steel protector tube, or the protruding 1mm screwed ball at the end knocking metal to metal.



I have observed that this wiggling motion and pleasant knocking, also causes powder to be available at all times where my 10gauge piercing barbell crosses though the drilled hole of the wand. As tiny sweat comes into contact with the powdered barbell that cuts at though the drilled hole of the powered filled urethra wand, it dissolves it and flows down by gravity along the barbell walls down the glands ready to be instantaneously absorbed by the penis glans.



At one point, I was over stimulated -- helplessly at the edge of an orgasm throughout, but not quite. I would say hard-core teasing. To fully appreciate the experience, is not to think about it and solely focus on enjoying the pleasant and euphoric workout experience.



Very euphoric combination and hyperfocused. Sounds and colours on the trail were extremely enhanced.



4 hours later, when I came home, I was still buzzing. It goes without saying that immediately after I stepped down from my inline skates, and my (now drained) tongue barbell is removed, some hard-core teeth brushing is due.



And this is my 4 cents on Swim's most euphoric combination. It's my own experience, and my personal observations -- which I neither endorse nor oppose. I do however known my limits, and often reach them, without going beyond them.



meth_latex_catsuit_doll added 337 Minutes and 6 Seconds later...



And just repeated the same experience this evening. But at half the above dose. I also dropped 20mg of Ritan pills into my a half-gallon Gatorate in my Hydration Backpack.



After I skated 1 hour, and ran trough half of my Hydration backpack, it was a sign to return. I realized that it was too much for one day, as "I felt I lost power", and could literally feel every single hot sweat droplets pouring down on my shirt. The return, was made in 2+ hours with frequent and long stops on every single bus stop bench I could find.



One new thing I discovered this time, is to refrain from rolling my skates back and forth while seated at the bus bench, as the slightest vibrations in such relaxed and oversensitive state are greatly being amplified by the tight spandex shots rubbing against my legs and the steel chastity belt (and consequently triggering wild clanging by the attached Butt Plug's internal cavity that is filled with buckshot knocking against the prostate, which, would also trigger the penis to react -- and consequently activating the Ritalined-filled wand Intra-urethral ROA discharge mechanism to release tiny Rx on the glans.



Long story short, it would be very embarrassing to be the center of attention with "Ritalined-tinted Cum" flowing mysteriously down SWIMS sports pouch belt (which houses inside the Chasity belt steel penis protector prodding out of the spandex shorts hole. At all costs, I would avoid an unexpected orgasm whist unnecessarily occupying a bus stop seat on inline skates, a seat reserved for passengers. Not skaters. (even less a tweaked skater (in an altered state of mind) having sex and being hosed on skates!)



Not that SWIM is not already attracting slight attention due to sweating pouring line rain down from it's eye-catching hardshell helmet... (due to a cool "T-100 Tunebug Shake" is mounted on the top surface of the helmet, turning it's entire surface into a surround speaker system, and splaying music across my cranium. That system is proved to be safe, as splayed music being fed by the iPod, doesn't interfere with ambient sound). Caution is advised, and proceed with caution. Not an experience to be attempted by rookies as the outcome can be very embarrassing.



So being conscious that SWIM is in a constant state at the edge of an orgasm, and over-stimulated, the best way is to be careful not to masturbate (or the thought of being presently hosed from all over -- not easy, but feasible). Swim is also aware to avoid sitting between the gap separating the bus seat wooden boards, as any attempt to sit down Butt Plugged other than with an even pressure surface, in the attempt the base of the butt plug can be awkwardly tilted in an uncomfortable position and/or hit the prostate, that will slowly bring an orgasm in the seconds to come -- and you can't do anything to stop it, but to feel it slowly coming into your way and take control of your body. (SWIM also remembers, that he is loaded with additional equipment weigh and tweaked on skates, (and to a certain also restricted) so any adjustment may not be as quick as with reflexes). So when skating to a seat, SWIM makes sure to aim for the center of the middle bench board. I initially trained myself more than a year ago in a huge parking lot. Got my leggings wet several times, but at least I was alone. It was very unpleasant experience to orgasm and stimulated on skates. Very unpleasant (and unsafe to a certain extend, as body control is momentarily being lost -- thus fully geared with protection equipment I was always skating around a post).



Easier said than done. Practice makes perfect. It's not easy. But fun part is to accomplish this challenge!



To conclude Swims "most euphoric combination experience" thread, I stess, two things:



- The tick to avoid any embarrassment is to be aware that SWIM is about to have sex on skates and be hosed hard from everywhere, both mind-hosed and body-hosed on wheels. So SOLELY focus on fully enjoying the skating euphoric experience, both on wheels and skating mind. Also be aware that you have lubricated wheels permanently locked under your feet. So the margin of error is not in your favor. You can't step down from the weeks - you go along where they take you. So SWIM always wears full protection equipment, with top quality skates and a harshell helmet.



- Be aware that SWIM has been fueled for unlimited endurance and immunized from any form of pain. In that state, SWIM's body isn't transmitting or feeling the slightest pain. So this is where any "power loss" must be interpreted as body pain telling you to immediately stop, find a place to sit, take a moderate break and hydrate. Failing to stop during a "power loss", may result in SWIM's not live to skate the next block. Or waking up in the ER in that state... It's not a good idea to do things your heart doesn't like, especially when it can't communicate any warning sings to you.



So this is my second and final part of SWIM's most euphoric experience, along with my own personal observations. I hope you enjoyed it.



Life is too precious and live long to experience it's beauties!



Be safe, play safe and SWIM will be around enjoying life to the edge!

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
:catstare: i've heard of eyeballing drugs but not dickholing them

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Grassy Knowles posted:

I knew some tcc posters who graduated to bluelight in the late aughts and you’re not wrong, but if we want to talk the worst drug posting we must discuss the rollerskating self-loving mess that I think was from drugs-forum.com (SWIM stands for someone who isn’t me and definitely always means “me actually”)


:nws: :nms:




The F Plus read this one when they did a Bluelight episode.

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
god drat. i remember seeing that post a long time ago and i'd forgotten how bizarre it is

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selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007


gotta respect this dudes commitment to putting drugs in every orifice possible, and even making new drug orifices to exploit

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