Zoolander (just the first one)

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Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; Wet

Movie owns. What�s your favorite part? I would say mine is probably the part when Lenny kravitz has to let derek know that, actually, he did NOT win male model of the year.

I think the part that is most fun to say in response to other people�s questions is �how many abidigitals do you see modeling?�

That�s all I got for ya. Bye

# ? Feb 25, 2023 01:23

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I really like the gasoline fight. I love this terrible movie. Well, bye.

# ? Feb 25, 2023 01:49

d00kiemastah: Jun 11, 2006; An afro is the symbol of a man.

I like when he steps on David Duchovny's hand-model preservation unit and he says "goddammit, you idiot!" or something like that. Peace

# ? Feb 25, 2023 02:11

Gatto Grigio: Feb 9, 2020

I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE

Mugatu is still Will Ferrel�s best role, imo

# ? Feb 25, 2023 02:15

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

he makes the fuinny face! (:

# ? Feb 25, 2023 02:19

olives black: Nov 24, 2017; LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

"Hansel. He's so hot right now. Hansel."

# ? Feb 25, 2023 02:22

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

What is this- a first page for ants?

# ? Feb 25, 2023 02:24

SpaceAceJase: Nov 8, 2008; and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

Merman.. MerMAN!

# ? Feb 25, 2023 02:28

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

d00kiemastah posted:

I like when he steps on David Duchovny's hand-model preservation unit and he says "goddammit, you idiot!" or something like that. Peace

apparently ben stiller forgot his lines during that scene (where david duchovny explains the whole plot about models being assassins throughout history), so when he says "But why male models?" the second time duchovny rolled with it and improvised a response right on the spot

also i personally am a big fan of "I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!"

haljordan fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Feb 25, 2023

# ? Feb 25, 2023 02:31

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

The files are INSIDE the computer. :thunk:

# ? Feb 25, 2023 02:32

Jack-in-the-Bach: Oct 15, 2005

You can read minds???!!!

# ? Feb 25, 2023 02:34

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; Wet

haljordan posted:

apparently ben stiller forgot his lines during that scene (where david duchovny explains the whole plot about models being assassins throughout history), so when he says "But why male models?" the second time duchovny rolled with it and improvised a response right on the spot

also i personally am a big fan of "I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!"

I hadn�t heard this, that part is already super funny but this whips rear end. Thank you for sharing

# ? Feb 25, 2023 02:45

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; Wet

I�m a sucker for a well written stupid comedy and it�s definitely Naked Gun and Zoolander as 1A 1B for me. When Derek is requesting Evian during the walkoff - lol

# ? Feb 25, 2023 02:51

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Bismack Billabongo posted:

Movie owns. What�s your favorite part? I would say mine is probably the part when Lenny kravitz has to let derek know that, actually, he did NOT win male model of the year.

I think the part that is most fun to say in response to other people�s questions is �how many abidigitals do you see modeling?�

That�s all I got for ya. Bye

But, why male models?

# ? Feb 25, 2023 03:33

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

I like the part were he goes "wawaweewa!"

# ? Feb 25, 2023 03:36

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Zoolander is practically the scientifically, textbook, perfect movie

# ? Feb 25, 2023 04:05

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

The files are inside the computer!

# ? Feb 25, 2023 04:41

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Also David Bowie's cameo was perfect.

# ? Feb 25, 2023 04:42

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

I'm gonna watch it again op.

# ? Feb 25, 2023 05:31

TK8325: Sep 22, 2014

I think I'm getting the black lung pop

# ? Feb 25, 2023 05:37

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Do you think there is anyone with the name Lou Zander or Lou Xander that�d sure be something

# ? Feb 25, 2023 05:49

Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

Just got high for the first time in ages, was thinking about watching a movie... But what to watch??

Thanks thread!

# ? Feb 25, 2023 05:51

Richter Scabies: Dec 30, 2012

I said this was my favorite movie to some acquaintences to no response; their favorite movie was collectively Grease. I feel shame and a simmering anger.

# ? Feb 25, 2023 05:52

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

I hated this movie the first time I saw it and have crazy loved it every subsequent time, which I've lost count of.

I love Hansel screaming while getting his bangs cut.

# ? Feb 25, 2023 06:15

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

I hated this movie the first time I saw it and have crazy loved it every subsequent time, which I've lost count of.

I love Hansel screaming while getting his bangs cut.

Papa, I got the Black lung

# ? Feb 25, 2023 06:17

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".

# ? Feb 25, 2023 06:17

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

dude made garbage movies, made a fortune, and ran

i respect it

# ? Feb 25, 2023 06:18

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

dude made garbage movies, made a fortune, and ran

i respect it

tell me to my face that Heavyweights was a garbage movie

# ? Feb 25, 2023 06:22

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

tell me to my face that Heavyweights was a garbage movie

never heard of it must be trash

nice av btw :grin:

# ? Feb 25, 2023 06:38

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

never heard of it must be trash

nice av btw

# ? Feb 25, 2023 07:04

KitConstantine: Jan 11, 2013

Gatto Grigio posted:

Mugatu is still Will Ferrel’s best role, imo

# ? Feb 25, 2023 07:30

TK8325: Sep 22, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

tell me to my face that Heavyweights was a garbage movie

Lunch is cancelled today due to a lack of hustle.

God that movie is great

# ? Feb 25, 2023 12:44

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

"I'm not an ambi-turner. I can't turn left"

Great loving movie

# ? Feb 25, 2023 13:27

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Richter Scabies posted:

I said this was my favorite movie to some acquaintences to no response; their favorite movie was collectively Grease. I feel shame and a simmering anger.

Grease?